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young
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 42
Bi-curious Female, 41

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Hello and welcome to SH Dirty Apple! biggrin :D
I expect Mrs Young N Horny would like to have a rummage in your fruit bowl sometime!
Have fun!!
Young N Horny
We asked him if he could let us know what the breaking strain is on a Mk II Fiesta fan belt. I would have quoted our message but don't know how to quote a sent message!
Young N Horny
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(Apologies Mrs FB cos I know it's the reverse for you wink )
Phew blimey, I love em an all that but AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Back yard looks like Halfords (8 bikes there at last count,) nerves are in shreds (nowhere to be seen really. Will they return?) the classic 'I'm bored mom!' line, endless 'can we go swimmin again mom?' requests, 'there are only 10 of us this time.'
Oh that first day back at school is so peaceful. So my countdown starts ......
10 days and counting!
Bless em!
Cathy x

Like you wouldn't believe.... only I have 2 start dates to get excited about ... the 5th Sept... Girl goes into year 2.... AND 20th Sept.... the wee man starts nuresery.... :happy:
But more importantly I am really looking forward to the October break being over cause then.... the wee man is in 5 days a week ........ Woooo Hoooo I get 2.5 hours per day ALL to myself for the first time in years!!! yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I do love em.... but by christ am I looking forward to having some time each day with out them redface
:giggle:
We're doing the same(well almost) - little fella starts his second year and her ladyship is starting playschool for the first time, Mrs Young N Horny doesn't know what she's gonna do with all of the freetime!! We may have a few ideas though cool
My pet hate is people who are rude/ignorant etc, i cant think of a good witticism to sum it up though!!
Young n horny couple
OK! First of all big thanx to Sarah for all of her help and advice - sorry to disappoint but we'll wait till we are more established on the site and know a few more people before we organise a munch! We thought that a munch was more of an active event rather than a social gathering. Tallnhairy when we do get round to sorting one out (although possibly not for a while) we will give you a PM.
Once again thanx guys!!!!
You're all great
Young n horny
Thanks very much guys, we haven't attended one yet and thought that it was just like a house party!! I think we will need to attend a few and get some serious homwork done! Thanx for your help so far! What usually goes on at a munch then?Apart from the obvious!!
Hi,
Me and the wife were thinking of setting up a munch for the Portsmouth/Southampton area as there never seem to be any advertised in here - any advice on location, settings or general good ideas would be much appreciated.
Young n Horny