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ANY LADIES IN THE SOUTH FOR A GOOD FUCKING?

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Any ladies in the south who are who are looking for a damn good licking and fucking?
If so I wanna hear from you!
Im m 34 slim single and quite good looking.
CTOA anywhere in the south, or further! Even north of london welcome!
Start sending me emails with pics if poss and lets meet up.
Please email me at
Can meet most times.
Yep! - That's the way to get the ladies falling all over you!
Hang on, let me just post you all Liz's pictures right now..............NOT!
Nothing like being subtle, and that's NOTHING like being subtle!
i tried to be subtle ok and didnt get one reply!
Well we don't think this approach will help.
Sigh
Oh, if only I didn't live in the north..... rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:
JOKE!
banghead :banghead: :banghead:
Can someone please take this thread out and shoot it please!
Dominic do you actually think anyone will want to fuck a guy with your attitude????
When you pull your Christmas Cracker this year I only hope there's a whole bunch of respect, personality and manners inside it lol
Dawn :silly:
Quote by dominic
i tried to be subtle ok and didnt get one reply!

Dominic, after reading your previous posts the only thing that has changed is the inclusion of 'A Damn good licking and fucking?'
Not much difference except you are have taken an even MORE agressive tone.
Have you tried to use humour? Maybe have your details in a couple of sentances instead of just listed out like everybody else.
Can't be bothered to say anymore but if any ladies want to fuck then give me a ring.
Well, Dominic said he didn't get any replies before - he has now!!!! The thing I want to know is that have any "ladies" agreed to fuck you yet, Dom? :twisted: rolleyes
i dont know what your giving the man grief for... if he said that to someone gay he probably would have been very successful. if he was offering dinner in a fancy resturant bet you lot wouldnt be saying the same... personally i think hes good, even willing to drive to your door and be a human vibrator to all who wants him.
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i dont know what your giving the man grief for... if he said that to someone gay he probably would have been very successful. if he was offering dinner in a fancy resturant bet you lot wouldnt be saying the same....

But he wasn't and didn't offer any of the above, like many in the scene he thinks that the ladies are an easy lay and all he has to to is offer his services and they will come running. Perhaps he has learnt now that it wont work and another approach (with manners) is needed.
Any ladies like to be wined and dined by a nice friendly guy 34?
Maybe followed for a litlle something for afters lol?
I'm kind, honest, easy going, quite good looking and single - what more do you ladies want?
Im in sussex but can travel quite a distance.
Hope to hear from you.
DOMINIC
mabe im looking at this as a totally broad minded person... us men especially single men lie at home on a night and would give almost anything for a woman who was "willing" to have a good time and im sure as hell there must be women lying in their beds wanting a guy just the same or vibrators wouldnt of been invented! which in my opinion can not be better than the real thing surley!
i cant see where the guys offers were offencive i actually think he was being quite decent willing to be used as a sex toy that shows up on your doorstep when ever you what him without any complications theres people out there that would pay money for that sort of thing! i would of thought different of him if he was expecting petrol.
i personally dont think its a matter of seeing women as being easy if anything men are the ones that are easy. put it this way if a woman walked up to a man in a club and said i want you to shag me theres a very good chance he will say yes, but if a man said that to a woman in a club hes going to get blown out more often than not.
if i was a woman and some mug was willing to drive to my door and fullfil my needs then leave when i was done with him. i would think i was the one who used him and that he was the one being easy. i think the mans post was aimed at single woman who cant be bothered with the whole get a man in a bar/club sort of set up, and dont tell me there is not such a thing as a single female swinger?
in my eyes theres a lot of female control when it comes to sex they are the ones who always get to make the decision weather or not it happens. you woman have this well sussed but im onto you LOL
Spengle - I take your point (I think), but the thing with Dominic's original post was that it sounded like he was just looking for a quick easy shag, and from a purely selfish perpective (although it probably wasn't intended that way). Yes, of course a lot of men and women are just looking for sex, but there are so many guys looking for easy sex from women it does get rather tedious. Dom - the solution is - be bi boink
I think I have taken a logic pill this morning.
OK, dominic, spengle, lets say you are looking for a quick shag with anyone that woman fancies it, and a woman that wants a shag with any man that fancies it, sees your post, why are they going to want to bother with e-mails and pictures etc, or post on here and sit waiting for you to log on again. If they are just after a shag - they are going to want it NOW! Why should if matter to you what they look like?
Now if you want to be more discerning, and you want to have some choice about the woman you are going to shag, you will be expected to put time and effort into your posts.
if i was a woman and some mug was willing to drive to my door and fullfil my needs then leave when i was done with him
But this is not what many blokes say. If you are willing to drive up to a door and shag whoever opens it - then why do you want e-mails and pictures?
Either you are willing to have sex with any woman that wants it - or you are not.
BTW, dominic, correct me if I am wrong, but I don't think you were looking for a quick shag with anyone who responded to your post, with no questions asked. And the whole point is, your title made you look like you were. So the women who take an interest in your post, lose interest as soon as you start asking for more information. The women who you want to contact you, lose interest as soon as they see the title.
Kat
Quote by dominic
Any ladies in the south who are who are looking for a damn good licking and fucking?
If so I wanna hear from you!
Im m 34 slim single and quite good looking.
CTOA anywhere in the south, or further! Even north of london welcome!
Start sending me emails with pics if poss and lets meet up.
Please email me at
Can meet most times.

Dominic do you want a damn good sucking and fucking?
If so I wanna hear from you!
Im female, 22, blonde with legs up to my arse, slim, single and very good looking. I also have a 12" pussy.
CTOA anywhere in the world, or further! Even outer space welcome!
Start sending me emails with pics if poss and lets meet up.
Please email me at
Can meet every time!.
:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
Dominic, thank you for the giggle your ad gave me this morning. Thought you may appreciate my side of it. Although I have a sneaky feeling that some may want to reply.
Best of luck with what your looking for.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
ok kitkat i now see the insult in it, your right if he was just out for anything he would not have needed pictures and he was going to sit there looking at them thinking... yes, maybe, no and hell no! that is a bit cheeky. i guess this is all about being respectful of others and not being sleazy theres nicer ways of putting things that aint such a turn off.
but he is quite funny mainly for being that cheeky. i suggest use him for all hes worth ladies hehehehe
that email address you gave me is wrong! please email me at
OK, Dom, I'll take you on :twisted:
Damn, now where did I put that strap on? Maybe it's in the same place as that 10 incher I lost some time ago :shock:
Wanders off to search house....
Dominic do you want a damn good sucking and fucking?
If so I wanna hear from you!
Im female, 22, blonde with legs up to my arse, slim, single and very good looking. I also have a 12" pussy.
CTOA anywhere in the world, or further! Even outer space welcome!
Start sending me emails with pics if poss and lets meet up.
Please email me at
Can meet every time!.

I do beleive he thinks you are serious pml. lol
FOUND IT :twisted:
Ah, Dom, you're so sweet and innocent - just how I like 'em hump
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that email address you gave me is wrong! please email me at

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by we2wantu
I do believe he thinks you are serious pml. lol

Not sure yet myself, but watching this space. :lol:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
dominic if you really did think that was a genuine reply to your post you need taking out back and shooting. if your that eager for a shag i could let you have a go with my MANGINA its just the same in the dark maybe a little tighter thats if you can put up with the male grunting or better still, i could slam one up you, your whole life might change if i hit your prostate... the offers there hehehehe please tell me you were taking the piss!
you might even want to concider one of these you deserve the best... indulge yourself.
Dom - you've well and truly scored here, mate. You've now got me and my strap on, Spengle and his, erm... real one, and Wilma, the 22 year-old blonde with legs up to her arse (hold on, I thought Wilma Flintstone was a red-head, are you telling porkies Wilma or have you really dyed your hair? wink ).
Can't be bad.... Xmas a few days early. Hand me a mince pie, I'll need the carbs, this could be a long night :twisted:
Guess who just got a pm from Dominic asking for an upskirt shot?
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
IT WAS A JOKE!!!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x