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I am seriously considering accepting the (pending) offer of retirement on health grounds, from my curent job in a bank.
I'd go get a job in one of the multitude of crystal shops in Glasto, if I could. We were talking the other night and realised there is no sex shop in Glasto, either.... I think that is a serious opening. (Un-intentional bad pun)
I always wanted to be the guy that opened all the letters with the Readers Wives photographs at Fiesta magazine. Somebody actually got paid for doing that.......
Steve
I always thought being Monica Lewinsky's boss could be a cushty number....
Back to reality, wish I had the talent to be a footballer and get paid for it! Lets face it £1000's pw for kicking a bag of wind about, who can resist?
Quote by corriefem
...if you could choose something different as a job what would it be?

Anything that I could do from in bed! Hmm, wait a moment, I can do my entire job without leaving the bed!! Now, if I could just sort the problem of having to actually get up to go to the loo, I'd be a happy camper...
~Reese! surprised
ive always wanted to pull a sleigh for a big guy in a red coat, you only work one night a year.
staggy biggrin
i would do the job that i spent years training to do.
however.. i would do it for the joy of it.. not to earn cash and fame for my boss.
i would also do the bits that interested me.. not the bits that got the most interest from the publications!
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I'd go get a job in one of the multitude of crystal shops in Glasto, if I could. We were talking the other night and realised there is no sex shop in Glasto, either.... I think that is a serious opening. (Un-intentional bad pun)

being seriously into crystals, set up an online mail order company, and i would buy from you...there are a few crystals i'm trying to get hold of, but they never appear on e-bay :cry:
Id love to be a writer but as i'm crap at it its not likely to ever happen biggrin
Another one very into crystals here ...
I'm into holistic therapies so I guess that is what I'd like to do.
I already have a home based business and wish I could make some serious money out it (the woman I act as an agentlfor started off in her garage and now has a £400,000 yearly turnover neutral)
The job I have now is excellent it's a great job but I'm not convinced it's "my" great job if you see what I mean sad
I'd love to write books. I often have very vivid and lengthy dreams which I think I really should write down and compile as a collection of short stories. Maybe one day, who knows?Comes down to having both the need to write and the confidence to approach publishers, hoping that they don't tell you that it's all crap!
Bev
Quote by Vix
I am seriously considering accepting the (pending) offer of retirement on health grounds, from my curent job in a bank.
I'd go get a job in one of the multitude of crystal shops in Glasto, if I could. We were talking the other night and realised there is no sex shop in Glasto, either.... I think that is a serious opening. (Un-intentional bad pun)

Would be such a great Idea biggrin Glasto village is loverly!! :D
my ex rckons id be good at writing fiction, but that was then now im on a purely factual way of life. lol
staggy
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Another one very into crystals here ...
I'm into holistic therapies so I guess that is what I'd like to do.

Calista~
Should move to Glasters and open up a practice in Vix' crystal shop - this seems to be the place for that sorta thing - and, with all the tourist trade that passes through, there's no end of clientele (and I'd be happy to donate some of my company's vibrational technologies to the cause, too!)!
~Reese! surprised
P.S. I kinda loikes her sex shoppe idea, meself.
hehe indedee, yet another reason to go to Glasto! biggrin
Actually thats something I never seen at the festival either!?? smile

There's an ideal job out there for me somewhere.......I just wish i knew what and where it was.
Steve
A porn star blast hump 'Cept I'm too old, bald, fat and wrinkly :cry:
And I've never got a kick out of coming all over a girl's face :wanker:
A male escort - but who'd pay?? (it's normally me that has to pay lol)
Seriously, I'd like to make a living from anything to do with motorbikes...
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I always wanted to be the guy that opened all the letters with the Readers Wives photographs at Fiesta magazine. Somebody actually got paid for doing that.......
Steve

I know the person who used to do that. She said the pay was bad, the letters were generally incomprehensible, thet photos generally showed things they couldn't legally print, and getting a usable model release was next to impossible on the rare occasions the pictures were usable. Oh, and the worst ones got put up on the 'wall of shame' :twisted:
Ah.........but she would have been my boss.........i would have just been the one that opened the envelopes. biggrin
Steve
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Seriously, I'd like to make a living from anything to do with motorbikes...

My chrome spoke wheels need a clean. Give you a fiver for that. lol
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My chrome spoke wheels need a clean. Give you a fiver for that. lol

Well, almost anything :lol: :lol: :lol: I hate cleaning my bike ....
I was hoping Corrie's cleaning business would help out here
(Pretty please :lol: )
People, well ok men, keep telling me id make a great dominatrix!!!! Dont know why they think that!!
Seriouslly, id love to go teaching kids in the third worls, kids value education and for whom it would change not just their lives but their whole families/villages.
Quote by corriefem
...........if you could choose something different as a job what would it be?

For me - I'd be a professional bed tester - Just sleep 9 - 5 and then go home. To me that's heaven !! biggrin
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Making porn aimed at woman :P

We have actually discussed this previously and its something we both agree we'd like to do - not necessarily staring but definitrly interested in the concept.
Need to look into the logistics. wink
D&Mxxxx
Billionaire Philanthropist me. But I'd really like to help Corrie with her cleaning business - think of the possibilities...... :!:
I'd like to be a lollipop lady because I wouldn't start work till I'm 65.
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Wilma
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I would like to be a kind of super hero type that can be called to scoop up all the knob headed bosses, the ones who REALLY get on your tits, and take them away for a few hours and degrade them to do really crappy chores whilst shouting at them before dropping them back off at work to find their car has been knicked and they have to walk home in the piss poor rain.......
EXHALES....PHEW :!:
I have always wanted to be a radio disc-jockey.
Mike.
i think there is nothing like doing a job where u feel really appreciated.
something like...... the "wringer outer" for a one armed window cleaner