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All hands up the birthday girl!

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I can't tell you who it is though, she is shy.
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Kat
Is it... ? "all hands up her" is a bit of a crude way of putting it, but I completely understand wink
Happy birthday!
I re-read the title twice too !
All hands up the birthday girl!

I can only manage 4 fingers - must be a KitKat!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Happy birthday to a flower of Alba
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Sappho xxx
And from ME!!!!!!!
kiss :love: passionkiss :love: :kiss:
:karaoke: Happy Birthday to you..... :karaoke:
Now, when doIget to bite the inside of herthighs? :twisted:
.....by the way, do you know how old she is? She is.........:gagged: :gagged:
Will is gagged by Sappho for his own good (and probably her pleasure too)
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WOW - What a bunch of lovely messages! Getting older is being made easier and easier...
Love you all ...is it time for my first gin yet???
Hugs and snogs all round
x xx xx
Happy birthday Jags!!!!!! :rose:
It's never too early for a gin!! :beer:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAGS XXXXXXXXXXX

Hope you have a brilliant day
Hugs and Kisses
Dawn kiss
Sorry it's late but a very Happy Birthday Jags. Fred is on his way with the Full Monty. You have been warned!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Happy Birthday Jags!
Lots of love, Noah xxxx
Have a good one Jags...may your maddest wishes come true (but maybe not all at once :silly: )
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

All the best Jags.. big snogs hun... :cheers:
passionkiss sillyassionkiss:
steve
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Happy birthday Jags - May it be your best year yet!
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:thrilled:
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Happy Birthday Jags :beer: Have a good one.
BenAndEms xxxxxx
DOUBLE WOW!
So many messages, such a lot of snogs, the odd hippo (WTF), and lots of balloons... who says life is a bitch!
Thanks you lot, and for those who phoned and texted and sent flowers, you know who you are you three. It has been a working day but everyone has been so kind to this old wrinkled woman.
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Fred, you'll need to take your hat off this time, just to make it special!!!! lol
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PS - Blue, have a fab time tonight!!
Jags, Happy Birthday hunny! kiss
HAVE A VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
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Big Hugs,
Alex x x
Quote by Jags
It has been a working day but everyone has been so kind to this old wrinkled woman.

Some of us like the more mature woman you know!
Please forgive foolish omission,
I prostrate myself to your volition,
How could I ever forget to say,
that you should have the finest day !!!

(reprinted by permission of the author - me !)
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So many messages, such a lot of snogs, the odd hippo (WTF),

Oh come on Jags - keep up - Hippo birdie two ewes! lol :lol:
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Fred, you'll need to take your hat off this time, just to make it special!!!! :lol:

You mean it's not special already? rolleyes
No pleasing some people is there! :shock:
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No pleasing some people is there!
Oh, I don't know! wink She was presented with a naked Will on Saturday night and she didn't seem to complain too much! :shock:
Happy Birthday Jags. I just wanted an excuse to say it again. :happy:
Oh, I don't know! wink She was presented with a naked Will on Saturday night and she didn't seem to complain too much!

Was too busy laughing to complain!!!
Now that's what I call fab!
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Oh come on Jags - keep up - Hippo birdie two ewes!

Ah... penny drops now - but I have consumed half a bottle of fine wine since I saw that.. OF COURSE it's obvious now lol :lol: Thanks Steve x xx
You mean it's not special already? rolleyes
Now you know you are my very favourite Fred, Fred! You can make my Bedrock anytime!! :lol: :lol:
No pleasing some people is there!
Need to try harder then Fred, only got a B- so far.
God, I love this site. :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
Hi Jagsy Babe,
What a wonderful birthday you're having!
Is it possible that it could be made even better in some way? Hmmmm...I wonder what I could do to make it a particularly memorable day for you :twisted: !
Sounds like you guys had a great time on saturday, wish I was there - I love a good laugh! The thought of Will between Jags' thighs...now there's an image to keep you warm on a cold winter's night! Oooooh Jags, I often think of being between your thighs on a cold winter's night :twisted: !
Anyway, you have a good one Girl..two or three if you're up to it - got to go slowly and carefully at your age now!
Take Care Jags and have a Great and Very Special Day...who knows what tomorrow may bring :twisted: !!!
xxx Birthdays are Allgood xxx
Is it possible that it could be made even better in some way? Hmmmm...I wonder what I could do to make it a particularly memorable day for you :twisted

The flowers from my favourite liar helped make my day very memorable!! (He told me last night he wasn't sending flowers!!)
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Sounds like you guys had a great time on saturday, wish I was there - I love a good laugh! The thought of Will between Jags' thighs...now there's an image to keep you warm on a cold winter's night! Oooooh Jags, I often think of being between your thighs on a cold winter's night :twisted: !
No, if you look at the photos it was FRED between my thighs, but he wasn't that good cos I kept my clothes on all time - no way in!
Anyway, you have a good one Girl..two or three if you're up to it - got to go slowly and carefully at your age now!
BIG SLAP!
Take Care Jags and have a Great and Very Special Day...who knows what tomorrow may bring :twisted: !!!
Grief, I hope I know what tomorrow brings me - you on a big motorbike???? Got the new nails, the perfumed body and the black basque all ready, you game???
xxx Birthdays are Allgood xxx
Better be...
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
Got the new nails, the perfumed body and the black basque all ready, you game???

Game???? I wrote the rule book! So lets throw the dice and play-on Babeeeeeeeee!
(PS: Perfumed body I can do, nails I'll think about, but there's no way you're getting me in a basque!!!)
By the way, how's your bum for love bites?
xxx Allgood xxx