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Bizarre contradictions in SH ads

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Steve
Sex God
Quote by shuggy84
While we are letting off steam
Can someone tell me why an icon states a woman is single and when you click on the profile, first thing-MARRIED! why do they do that?

Its because she is either here without her partner or she has a profile of her own she uses to meet as a single...
Quite simple really...
bbw_loverNkitty
Sex God
Quote by helnheaven
Fancy some nice meaty c*ck?
Whats he after?
Someone to warm up the fying pan and have it with some nice mushrooms and eggs. lol

Probably not worth the effort.
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao:
bbw_loverNkitty
Sex God
One of my favourites is where in the Looking for: it says Straight Single Male, but in the profile text is says "DEFINITELY NO SINGLE MALES" (????), and then just to emphasise the point it continues "… DEFINITELY NO SINGLE MALES! Understand? DEFINITELY NO SINGLE MALES"
My head hurts!!!!!!!!!!
:silly: :silly: :silly:
nellie1
Sex God
Quote by shuggy84
While we are letting off steam
Can someone tell me why an icon states a woman is single and when you click on the profile, first thing-MARRIED! why do they do that?

i think that they must swing as a single fem
byron
Master of Sex
Quote by bbw_lover
One of my favourites is where in the Looking for: it says Straight Single Male, but in the profile text is says "DEFINITELY NO SINGLE MALES" (????), and then just to emphasise the point it continues "… DEFINITELY NO SINGLE MALES! Understand? DEFINITELY NO SINGLE MALES"
My head hurts!!!!!!!!!!
:silly: :silly: :silly:

Ooooh! I've seen a few of those!
I've also seen ones where they've put what they're looking for is a single bi male but then go on to say that the last thing they want is a bi male because the husband isn't bi or gay!
H__x
Sex God
Quote by shuggy84
While we are letting off steam
Can someone tell me why an icon states a woman is single and when you click on the profile, first thing-MARRIED! why do they do that?

I given up counting the number of 'single' male profiles I've looked at that are married.
H.x
MikeNorth
Sex God
Quote by H-x
I given up counting the number of 'single' male profiles I've looked at that are married.
H.x

Perhaps they call themselves single because they won't return. lol
helnheaven
Sex God
Quote by bbw_lover
Fancy some nice meaty c*ck?
Whats he after?
Someone to warm up the fying pan and have it with some nice mushrooms and eggs. lol

Probably not worth the effort.
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao:
Oh I dont know....I like mushrooms and eggs :lol:
Bit fussy with mi meat tho wink :rotflmao:
bbw_loverNkitty
Sex God
Quote by helnheaven
Fancy some nice meaty c*ck?
Whats he after?
Someone to warm up the fying pan and have it with some nice mushrooms and eggs. lol

Probably not worth the effort.
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao:
Oh I dont know....I like mushrooms and eggs :lol:
Bit fussy with mi meat tho wink :rotflmao:
Well the hob is nice and hot … let's get started!
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
McrBloke
Master of Sex
Quote by bbw_lover
One of my favourites is where in the Looking for: it says Straight Single Male, but in the profile text is says "DEFINITELY NO SINGLE MALES" (????), and then just to emphasise the point it continues "… DEFINITELY NO SINGLE MALES! Understand? DEFINITELY NO SINGLE MALES"
My head hurts!!!!!!!!!!

I don't get these either....and there are a few examples of "straight" men (single or on a couple's account) who rant on about this on their profile and ad, and then appear regularly in the gay/bi chatrooms asking for blokes to play with......talk about double standard! lol
helnheaven
Sex God
Quote by bbw_lover
Fancy some nice meaty c*ck?
Whats he after?
Someone to warm up the fying pan and have it with some nice mushrooms and eggs. lol

Probably not worth the effort.
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao:
Oh I dont know....I like mushrooms and eggs :lol:
Bit fussy with mi meat tho wink :rotflmao:
Well the hob is nice and hot … let's get started!
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
On my way.....can you provide the meat and I'll bring the rest? :lol:
bbw_loverNkitty
Sex God
Quote by helnheaven
Fancy some nice meaty c*ck?
Whats he after?
Someone to warm up the fying pan and have it with some nice mushrooms and eggs. lol

Probably not worth the effort.
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao:
Oh I dont know....I like mushrooms and eggs :lol:
Bit fussy with mi meat tho wink :rotflmao:
Well the hob is nice and hot … let's get started!
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
On my way.....can you provide the meat and I'll bring the rest? :lol:
Of course! Enough for second helpings!
:giggle:
helnheaven
Sex God
Quote by bbw_lover
Fancy some nice meaty c*ck?
Whats he after?
Someone to warm up the fying pan and have it with some nice mushrooms and eggs. lol

Probably not worth the effort.
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao:
Oh I dont know....I like mushrooms and eggs :lol:
Bit fussy with mi meat tho wink :rotflmao:
Well the hob is nice and hot … let's get started!
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
On my way.....can you provide the meat and I'll bring the rest? :lol:
Of course! Enough for second helpings!
:giggle:
Hope theres more than seconds :wink: