im sure there was a mountain here a minute ago?
Damn slippery contact lenses.....
Minx xx
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkk spider :shock: :shock: i aint comming down untill its dead kill babes
that will be you on the rock now mark
The worlds smallest man tries to have sex with a pebble....
"Help! Help! I slipped and got my dick stuck in this tiny hole. Honestly I slipped and it just went in"
Office wall
At last! How they make those inspiring photos on your office wall revealed...
2 Tickets to Oz: £2300
Climbing gear: £180
Bus to outback 'mountain': $60
Realising that you should check the scale on the map before going climbing... priceless
Revealed! The lengths men go to in the quest for a bigger helmet.
Venusxxx
"It soon became apparent to George that the strange
blue substance was actually an alien form of Viagra"
That was some stag night but who the hell is going to un-cuff me!!!!
soon derek would be finished with the sandpaper and he would be able to get down to painting it blue to match his other rocks
The queue for the stairway to heaven was damn too long due to the Bank Holiday.....
Man with the worlds biggest bogey awaits official recognition from the Guiness Book of Records.......
Bob's first day on the job as a human cannonball could have gone better, he mused.
lolol we have a winner imho
What do you mean that big wormy thing that comes out of the sand and eats people cant get me ...only if I am on a blue rock .......I am on a blue rock arent I ????
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