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Orgasminator

man with dung beetle complex puzzles scientists.
any more?
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Orgasminator
im sure there was a mountain here a minute ago?

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkk spider :shock: :shock: i aint comming down untill its dead kill babes
Sexpert
Must be an easier way to get rid of tongue fluff!!!!!!!!! biggrin
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Man hides from blue.

rotflmao :thumbup:
Sex God
The worlds smallest man tries to have sex with a pebble....
"Help! Help! I slipped and got my dick stuck in this tiny hole. Honestly I slipped and it just went in"
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World's first Acrophobic rock climber biggrin
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Warming the Bed
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man with dung beetle complex puzzles scientists.
any more?
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I gotta get me some laxatives - that hurt confused


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Sex God
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I can't think of a caption, but it does strike me that if this bloke is trying to blend in and hide, then he would have been better off on them blue rocks in the distance dunno
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Man hides from blue.


Sorry to side track the thread but I couldn't resist. lol
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Whassa point?
Nearly there!
Erosion is so demotivating!
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Pierre went to any lengths to win at hide and seek.

"It soon became apparent to George that the strange
blue substance was actually an alien form of Viagra"

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I'm not coming down until someone removes the spider from the portaloo.
or I'm nearly there ......wheres my bleeding flag.
well i tried lol :lol: :lol:
Orgasminator
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grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuummmmmmmmmph CUMMMON, ........ ROLL u B*****D
Sex God

one more rock to paint blue and thats me finished for the day wink

That was some stag night but who the hell is going to un-cuff me!!!!
Warming the Bed
soon derek would be finished with the sandpaper and he would be able to get down to painting it blue to match his other rocks
The queue for the stairway to heaven was damn too long due to the Bank Holiday.....
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Orgasminator
Bob's first day on the job as a human cannonball could have gone better, he mused.
Warming the Bed
lolol we have a winner imho
What do you mean that big wormy thing that comes out of the sand and eats people cant get me ...only if I am on a blue rock .......I am on a blue rock arent I ????
Orgasminator
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