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GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really

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OK, just for you lot who get an early start to the weekend - warm the place up for us hard workers. wink
Errrrmmmm! If you are working so hard, then how come you are here to open up? rolleyes
Well, I suppose we are both in for a slap when Kit gets home :twisted: (hey, I can dream!! redface )
Errrrmmmm! If you are working so hard, then how come you are here to open up
:P Good point, well presented, and deserves a good answer. However, your question is outside the scope of this forum and with your permission, I shall defer answering until a more appropriate occasion. :P
lhk
Well I was wondering if there is a favourite photo ad us blokes like.
For me its got to be Ripley 27851. She consistently posts the hottest photos, and they are frequently updated.
And we is lucky enough to live fairly close to them but so far we have not been lucky enough to meet up with them :doh:
Any other contenders for sexiest photo???
Billy
biggrin Kit, of course :D
Off to check our Ripley for second place though...
Now Will, you know Kit, and others, are going to be watching how you answer this question VERY carefully. :twisted:
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Now Will, you know Kit, and others, are going to be watching how you answer this question VERY carefully. :twisted:
Being the perfect gentleman my lips, of course, remain sealed.
However Kat, I CAN say that my favourite pics were taken by you!
(I THINK that's safe *casts a nervous look over his shoulder* )
cant answer that question far too difficult theres so many very lovely ladies on this site plus ive not got the bottle lol
though kit and ripley deffo got my attention
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Well I was wondering if there is a favourite photo ad us blokes like.
For me its got to be Ripley 27851. She consistently posts the hottest photos, and they are frequently updated.
And we is lucky enough to live fairly close to them but so far we have not been lucky enough to meet up with them :doh:
Any other contenders for sexiest photo???
Billy

I agree Billy, closely followed by Arabella (can't remember her ad no). From chatting in the chatroom, they both also sound like really nice people which ultimately is more important than looks, isn't it?
A picture of Sappho would be nice so we can make comment too huh?
Kit is also a stunner.... I can see a top 10 emerging here.....
8)
I can see a top 10 emerging here.....

:twisted: I DARE YOU! :twisted:
You had to use the 'D' word Kat. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...
mad :x :x :x Arrrghhh! No, not the 'D' word!!!! :eeek:
I must resist. MUST RESIST......
goes off for lots of cold showers, a VERY large G&T and plays rock music very loudly as a distraction.......
No, it's no good. I still know that there is a 'dare' out there. Hangs head in despair and tries to resist some more
Hangs head in despair and tries to resist some more
*Kat adopts his best Grima Wormtongue pose*
:angel: Will mate, this is the Girlie Freezone, you are safe in here, you can do as you wish, no harm will befall you, only your friends will see your top ten, the girlies will NEVER get in here to see it, Tell him I am right Sappho :angel:
lhk
Kat
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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You had to use the 'D' word Kat. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...
....and who was it who warned him never to dare me? I think you'll find that was you, my love. What the hell did you expect him to do? dunno rolleyes
tut, women! :roll:
lol Now Will, it was actually BassDude I was daring, you were just drawn to the dare like a moth to a candle, inexorably and unrelentingly closer and closer to your ultimate doom.
All I did was light the candle and open the window. 8)
So are you going to back out now?.........
lhk
No, this is too cruel.
I knew you were daring bassdude, but someone else (she knows who she is) had to drag me into it. Trouble is......you're right I would have been drawn to it anyway.
Nope I am going to hold out a little longer. I managed to survive a dare from Fred in this very Forum the other night so I know I can do it.
Bloody hell, it's hard though!!!!
Thinks - Oh hell, that's two dares niggling away at me now. Friday night too, so I am bound to have a drink or seven! Bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger!!! mad
{thinks quickly}
Will, I DARE you to resist the other two dares.............
{Carpathian stands back to gauge if that was a foolhardy move or not}
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Will, I DARE you to resist the other two dares.............
oooooh! That was clever! worship I have never thought of DARING myself to resist a dare!
I wonder if this will work...............
blink I am now trying to work out if I am resisting one dare or three!
If I resist Carpathian's dare then I am giving in to Kat and Fred....... :silly:
.....but if I resist Fred's and Kat's dares then I am giving in to Carpathian! banghead
Worst of all, I can't do this without resisting a dare somewhere along the line!!!!! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
...and all this before I have had a single drop today. That's it! mad I'm off home to get pickled to the tonsils and prepare to end up in more hot water than a phalanx of tea urns at a WI convention could cope with.
Will said:
Well, I suppose we are both in for a slap when Kit gets home

Too bloomin right Will! I have cast a blind eye to your recent daytime appearances in here, but chatting with Kat and encouraging him too is another matter, so........
SLAP for Will, and so he doesn't feel left out......
SLAP for Kat
Kit
xxx
ps - does that help you make your mind up Will :twisted:
Wooo-hoooo!!! Thanks Kit, kiss :happy:
Now that WAS fun - and it has helped to take my mind off the dare thing (and I still haven't left the office).
I still get the feeling that this is going to go horribly wrong. :shock:
I'll be back later with both G&T and wine in front of me ready to do battle with the darers and my own willpower.
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inexorably and unrelentingly
mmmm-mmmm. Adverbs. My favourite - as you-know-who will tell you. Good job that was Kat and not Kit or I would be a gibbering wreck by now.
Thinks - this is going to be a loooooong night!
Wilma pokes head around door .........
"still a bloody mess!"
creeps out quietly !!!
Will said:
Now that WAS fun - and it has helped to take my mind off the dare thing
Will, sweetest, it was supposed to help you decide to take up the dare NOT take your mind off it rolleyes Get a grip laddie :roll:
Kit
xxx

(and I still haven't left the office).
Serves you right for playing when you should be working lol and the traffic is terrible tonight
Hears Wilma go out and closes the door behind her
Phew!!! That was close! I have a sneaking suspicion that she'll be back though and if Fred finds that other 'dare' thread I'm deep in the doo-doo.
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Get a grip laddie
Is that an offer? biggrin Don't mind if I do. Anywhere in particular??? :twisted:
Rubs hands to warm them up. Don't know why though. It would serve her bloody right if they were cold.
Rubs hands to warm them up. Don't know why though. It would serve her bloody right if they were cold.
mmmmmmmmm cold fingers - how delicious :twisted:
a little lower and slowly please Will wink
Kit
xxx
oooooooo, just realised I'm in the GFZ and Kat hasn't tried to chuck me out yet :shock:
Kat, is that your Kit over there ???? Would you care to remind her of the rules of the GFZ then kindly show her the door?!!!! rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Theres's a good chap !!!! confused :? :?
Right , that's that sorted , now for a beer. biggrin :D :beer:
:eeek: :eeek: The GFZ has been infiltrated with Girlies, aaaarrrrrrggghhhhhhhh :eeek: :eeek:
Brumlad runs around the room waving his arms in the air, screaming in agony
rolleyes
Kat, is that your Kit over there ???? Would you care to remind her of the rules of the GFZ then kindly show her the door?!!!!
:roll: She's Blonde Sarge, I would have to show her how it works as well :roll:
Lets have another beer, and then decide if we want to do something about it, Will appears to be keeping her amused anyway.
Is that a yellow handbag I see in the corner??? Not opened one of those for years!
lhk
Kat
Well I was wondering if there is a favourite photo ad us blokes like.

I know these photos are not really an ad but.......Kit gets it for me wink :wink:
Woooo-hooo!!! Bikerguy!!! wave
Haven't seen you round here for a VERY long time!!
Welcome back. Partly because it is good to see you (even though we have never met, or even been properly introduced) and partly because it may take the attention away from this dare nonsense.
Hey look everyone it's bikerguy!!!
*sneaks out of back door while everyone is welcoming BG*