guys who shave their beanbags

21 Apr 2004

Oh Sarge - that was absolutely priceless!!! rotflmao

I don't remember seeing it before and it is the funniest thing I have seen in ages. Thank you.
Will - who also has a rule about never letting sharp objects near his wotsits :shock: - though there are some comments on here that have made me wonder. The following seems to be a reasonable 'programme' :
1. In the interests of hygiene give the whole area a thorough soaking in bleach first.
2. The safest option is to go for the depilation cream - a good 20 minutes or so to be on the safe side.
3. Spray liberally with Deep Heat or Ralgex.
4. Smother everything in copious quantities of after shave afterwards just to make sure that it all smells nice.
Let me know how it goes folks! Actually, don't bother - I'll be able to hear the screams from here! :rotflmao:

21 Apr 2004

Ah i have never savoured the pleasures of a smooth nut sack....mmmmmmm.....
My mans a lazy bugger so far as groomin is concerned, so im lucky if hes shaves his face let alone makin the effort to defuzz his love bags!!
I tryed pointing out the merits (with regards to oral sex lol) but alas no joy! im not askin 2 much am i?
i mean, i pointed out the fact that i make the daily chore of ensuring my kitty cat stays nice and smooth, but still not budging!!!!! aaarrrggggghhhh!!! i'm runnin out of ideas!!
wot next? immac'ing (sorry, veet!) while his kipping?........actually...... :twisted:

21 Apr 2004

I hate Betty Swollocks. I don't mind hairy bean bags (I love that term for them) but they must smell of soap or something nice. My only complaint about hairy ones is that it tickles my nose.
Fred often refers to the regrowth as being like two hedgehogs fighting in your pants. I just think it's another excuse to touch the bloody things. rolleyes

Love
Wilma
x x x x

21 Apr 2004

Body hair's not good, get the shears out if you have to, but get rid one way or another confused

21 Apr 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Body hair's not good, get the shears out if you have to, but get rid one way or another

Off to sharpen garden shears. Here Fred, come to Wilma!!!!
They are already shaved but nothing like putting the fear of Blue into him! lol

Love
Wilma
x x x x

21 Apr 2004

FFS!
I am outta here! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Why is it when you two get together and think up ideas I start to sweat?
Fred

22 Apr 2004

For the record: I am not shaven there, and I'm not going to be. If I started shaving, I'd have to continue on to my chest, arms, hands, legs, feet, back, neck... it would take a week, and then it would be time to start again. It's not happening.
I understand that many women prefer the follically challenged. There are also many women who like big cuddly teddy bears. Thank god for that.

22 Apr 2004

Funnily enough I was looking through the very old posts and came across this one http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/643.html
Check out the WWW link on the first post. Now that is a pair of shaved krackers for you and I can't see how anyone can tell me those pics would look as good as that if they were covered in hair!!!

22 Apr 2004

Quote by gandjmanchester
Funnily enough I was looking through the very old posts and came across this one http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/643.html
Check out the WWW link on the first post. Now that is a pair of shaved krackers for you and I can't see how anyone can tell me those pics would look as good as that if they were covered in hair!!!

I am sure mal609 wil be delighted with that endorsement!! rotflmao

Check out his post on page 1 of this thread.
Sorry G & J I realise that you probably didn't know that it was mal in the pics.
Will - still not sure that sharp objects and balls is a match made in heaven! :shock:

22 Apr 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Body hair's not good, get the shears out if you have to, but get rid one way or another

Sorry I don't agree. I must be the only woman that posts on here that actually likes body hair redface

ok maybe not so good on the back but everywhere else is good for me biggrin

Dawn :silly:

22 Apr 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
but everywhere else is good for me

Oh darn, if I'd known that I wouldn't have shaved my toes last week. redface

22 Apr 2004

i love

22 Apr 2004

Erm, I didn't realise it was Mal in the pictures so apologies offered if required. No offence intended..
Dawn, my nose and ears are sprouting nicely at the moment so all isn't lost!!!!! lol

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