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Mornington Crescent?

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For those of you who know how to play I was wondering if you’d like to join me in a game of Mornington Crescent. All players welcome. I’m going to suggest we use the English rules with no diagonals.
Okay I’ll go first:
Charring Cross Road!
Unknown User
:shock: eh?
Steve
Sex God
Quote by jaymar
:shock: eh?


I never understood it either :lol2:
Samndave
Master of Sex
I think we need some rules or explation of the game tantric, am good with sexual matters but other than that need a bit of a lead biggrin :D :D
Unknown User
There are no rules!!!
Sarah
Sex God
Mornington Crescent is a parody game that features in the BBC Radio 4 comedy panel game I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue. The game, whose rules are never explained, satirises complicated strategy games, particularly the abstruse jargon involved in such games as contract bridge or chess.
A game consisted of each player in turn announcing a landmark or street, most often a tube station on the London Underground system; the winner was the first player to announce "Mornington Crescent", a station on the Northern Line.
The game's central joke was that while its rules were invoked and argued on the show, they were never explained.

lol wiki
Unknown User
Nice one BBW! You've played this before.
Ok I'll try:
Fenchurch Street Station
H__x
Sex God
Ongar.
H.x
Unknown User
I'll try a tentative Marble Arch?
Unknown User
Marks & Spencers :rascal:
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will someone tell me if I have just made an idiot of myself? I have no idea what we are doing!
MikeNorth
Sex God
Using the Hammersmith Jink (revised version), I'll take us to:
Baron's Court
Unknown User
OK .......... got it .......... so
Using the Oxford English Track & Field version, book 12 ..... this takes us to Old Kent road, but only if the next player rolls a double six.
Good luck kiss
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Toshuk
Master of Sex
Fuck! just a one and a two. It'll have to be Tooting Broadway then. I'm just waiting to be gamahuched.
Unknown User
gamahuch!!
OK ...... that means I am now on the blue circle. Does anyone have a pair of Jacks?
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Unknown User
Mrs Bun, the Bakers Wife :smug:
Unknown User
OK Bakers wife. That's a clue isn't it.
Baker Street!
(Ha get out of that one cherrytree!)
Unknown User
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OK Bakers wife. That's a clue isn't it.
Baker Street!
(Ha get out of that one cherrytree!)

Buggeration, the Da Vinci protocol! :scared:
ok....hang on a mo.....a ha!!! Sloane Square! Phewwwwwwwwww!
Aristophanes
Sexlightened
I onced lived in Eversholt Street. Now that'll throw you unless you've got an A to Z
Unknown User
A to Z ......... that'll be South Kensington.
That was a really difficult clue smackbottom
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Unknown User
Warwick Avenue
(Using the Duffy Defence)
Misskitty_2008
Sex God
I used the Marquis of Huffington's double switchback manouevre... double HA!
Peanut
Sex God
Quote by Misskitty_2008
I used the Marquis of Huffington's double switchback manouevre... double HA!

But that doesn't count if you forget the lube! :shock:
H__x
Sex God
And it only counts if you land on a black square after midnight. A black night for dark monks.
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