Natural or Chemical?

19 Apr 2007

Now, before any of you old 'uns fall off your perch, yes it is me, the one, the only, the fat, Fred Flintstone. I have been bullied in her by a witch on her broomstick who zoomed by and picked me up on her way in here! :shock: :shock: (I do feel a big slap coming on here!)
Anyway - back to what I was going to say..
Some time ago we went off to a party. A lot of new couples, all horny and raring to go but nervous as hell.
There were about 4 guys who all seemed to know one another who were all talking about chemically enhanced erections. They had obviously aquired, or bought something from somewhere rolleyes

:roll: :roll: , and had taken it for the party. Most of them were running around chasing all the women but were all clearly tanked up.
Wilma and I decided to play with one couple who we had met several times before but after 20 minutes Wilma realised the guy had joined the others and was "chemical" banghead

We went downstairs and one of the other guys was sat in a chair, sweating like a good 'un, clutching his chest, complaining of a headache and a racing heart having consumed 15 Kronkenbourgs and 2 full strength tablets! :roll: :roll:
The people who owned the house were trying to think on which street corner they could dump a dead body with a hard on at :shock: :shock: and everyone else who had taken them were shaking like a shitting dog!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Now, whilst it is their choice of where they buy their brick dust and rat poison look alike tablets from, I do think that these guys had it all wrong.
We have had many parties, and been to a few as well. At times I have had my failures redface

sorry Jas, (I got off the bed to get a condom and stepped right on the sharp end of a high heeled shoe on the floor, 5 minutes later, after rolling around the floor in agony, the only thing left sticking up was the high heel! surprised

ops: :oops: ), I would rather get an erection for a woman because she pleased me and I wanted to have sex with her rather than do it automatically. Even if it means at times I have the odd flop or three... :oops: :oops:
So ladies, what do you think:
1) Give me a hard cock that goes for hours even if it is attached to something that does not recognise me...
2) Give me some fun with someone who knows I exist even if I have to give him a cuddle and tell him "it doesn't matter" whilst trying not to show my dissappointment every once in a while .......
3)Who gives a shit - I'm pissed as well.... :shock:
Fred
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19 Apr 2007

Quote by FredFlintstone
So ladies, what do you think:
2) Give me some fun with someone who knows I exist even if I have to give him a cuddle and tell him "it doesn't matter" whilst trying not to show my dissappointment every once in a while .......
Fred
XXXXXXXXX

Well I've got no choice really have I lol

:lol: :lol: It was very funny though :lol: :lol: :lol:
Welcome back ya owld bugger passionkiss

Jas
XXX

19 Apr 2007

Not so much of the bugger - more of the old though!
lol

:lol:

19 Apr 2007

Quote by Jas-Tim
Well I've got no choice really have I :lol: :lol: It was very funny though :lol: :lol: :lol:
Welcome back ya owld bugger
Jas
XXX

Awwwww - bless you hun - Sorry!
Fancy a rematch - I'll promise not to wear the heels this time redface

ops: :oops:
Or were they Tim's? :shock:
silly

assionkiss: :passionkiss:

19 Apr 2007

Quote by Jags
Not so much of the bugger - more of the old though!
:lol:

Oiiiiiiii....
Go to bed - and take that bloody broomstick with you.... hehehehehe.
xxxxxxxxx

19 Apr 2007

Quote by FredFlintstone
Not so much of the bugger - more of the old though!
:lol:

Oiiiiiiii....
Go to bed - and take that bloody broomstick with you.... hehehehehe.
xxxxxxxxx
Not before it's wrapped round your neck.

19 Apr 2007

She's gone!! Bring out the cock shots and let the good times roll!! drinkies

Love
Wilma
x x x x

19 Apr 2007

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
She's gone!! Bring out the cock shots and let the good times roll!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

You are so going to get slapped for that! :shock:

19 Apr 2007

Jags has gone and we're discussing the other V word??? :shock:
fook me, someone resurrect the clock thread and it'll be anarchy in here!! :evil2: can we have kebab shot avatars, can we can we? :twisted:

19 Apr 2007

Quote by Darkfire
Jags has gone and we're discussing the other V word??? :shock:
fook me, someone resurrect the clock thread and it'll be anarchy in here!! :evil2: can we have kebab shot avatars, can we can we? :twisted:

Go find it Darkfire, I'm in the mood for meddling.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

19 Apr 2007

Quote by varca
At the time I was 34 and he was 55....

Oh oh oh - there's hope for me yet. :bounce: :bounce:
Yeeehaaaa - I love you Varca.
Fred
xxxxxxxxx

19 Apr 2007

Found this one
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/4338.html
Love
Wilma
x x x x

19 Apr 2007

Oooooo cock and kebab shots !!!
* sits back and giigles *
Jag soooooo gonna be on a slappin' warpath tomorrow.
he he he he
Now, where is me damn camera ... I would even do a hated kebab shot just for Jags !!!
Oh erm ... on the question ... number 2 deffo but I think I may have been guilty of number 3 a time or two. redface

19 Apr 2007

I cant find the original 80 odd pager because the search button hates me :sad:.... but, there's some bloody interesting stuff down here!! :twisted:

19 Apr 2007

Can I have option 4 – the guy who knows I exist, flings me around the bed into sexual positions I had forgot were possible and fucks me all night with a boner that could support a small hatchback long enough for the AA/RAC to arrive and change all four tyres :rascal:

19 Apr 2007

Quote by PoloLady
Can I have option 4 – the guy who knows I exist, flings me around the bed into sexual positions I had forgot were possible and fucks me all night with a boner that could support a small hatchback long enough for the AA/RAC to arrive and change all four tyres :rascal:

Well - that's me out of it - *sigh*
I only know 2 positions and one of them leaves me with cramp!

19 Apr 2007

Quote by varca's profile
I will only consider men aged between 30 and 50, who are attractive, not excessively overweight or excessively hairy and who know how to please a woman orally as well as penetratively. Size does matter despite what some women say and so 5-7" plus please ;) Circumcised men prefered but not essential. Looking for someone who enjoys a lot of foreplay and can then last the distance... I am multi orgasmic and so you have to be a long stayer Good erotic kissers an advantage :) Safe sex always!!

30 to 50 - check
not overweight - check (ish! redface

) - shuuusssshhhh Wilma - i'm hunting - stop laughing.
not hairy - check
5-7" - check - (12" when measured from my arse!)
Circumcised - check - "Up the Roundheads"
Foreplay - check (num num num!)
Safe sex - check (always keep one foot on the floor)
Attractive - FECK! :cry: :cry: :cry:
Will the lights off do Varca????
Blew it again........ sad

:( :(
I hate bloody picky women............ wink

:wink:

19 Apr 2007

Oooo Varca ... so agree on circumcised.

19 Apr 2007

Quote by Abilene
Oh erm ... on the question ... number 2 deffo but I think I may have been guilty of number 3 a time or two.

Aaahhhhh - so that's who it was at the party! wink

:wink:

19 Apr 2007

Quote by varca
Lights, what lights? :giggle:

Yeeehaaaa - Wilma can I go out to play? biggrin

:D
I can tick the boxes hun - just crap at the sex afterwards! wink

:wink:

19 Apr 2007

Quote by varca
You mean that's what's supposed to happen next?

We men always think that is what happens next - no matter what it was that happened first! wink

Opportunists and chancers - the lot of us!

19 Apr 2007

Quote by FredFlintstone
3)Who gives a shit - I'm pissed as well.... :shock:

Yeah sorry about that surprised

ops:

19 Apr 2007

I would rather they were turned on by me and wanted to be with me rather than just being turned on by a tablet and wanting a woman to have sex with.
Knowing you are wanted and desired turns me on a lot and makes me feel sexy and more likely to have fantastic sex! wink

20 Apr 2007

Speaking up for the men here, medically I'm sure there are some men out there who actually do 'need' to take them in order for 'them themselves' to enjoy their experiences, therefore the woman would enjoy him also. wink

20 Apr 2007

I tend to agree...It's women and their bodies,and how they use their feminine charms to turn a man on...if a woman had to pop pills in order to feel aroused to have sex with me....I'd be I need extra stimulation then the suspender belt and stockings do it every time :thumbup:

20 Apr 2007

no. 2 please
natural everytime for me
but i do like the sound of polo's no 4 :twisted:
Earthy xx

20 Apr 2007

What about situations where the guy IS turned on by the woman, So turned on he just can’t help being two steps ahead and for once, just once he would love to be able to see the damn thing through and watch the woman’s pleasure with him still being part of it.
What about solo-shots? For some guys being a repeater means nothing sexual, it's more along the lines of "eaten too many beans".
Things are not always as black and white as we like to make them.
Now seeing as the original situation was not a regular night shag and was more of a 'special' one off type situation. Given a choice between two guys who will perform (once or twice) under their own steam, scratch their balls, fart , roll over and start snoring...
or, seeing what it is like to have two guys on permanent full-charge to entertain me for the evening... hmmm
Edit:
Furthermore, let’s not kid ourselves that a man’s a ability to get his dick hard and poke the wet patch is any indication whatsoever that he must find you sexy, desirable, etc. In some cases the woman being present is nothing more than a new target or an implement for an assisted wank (ie any hole is a goal) or it is the ‘situation’ which is horny (not the person).
As this is a one-off “special” type situation – I’ll take which ever option results in me having a fucking fantastic, shag filled, multi-orgasmic night (either with or without the pill popping).

20 Apr 2007

Quote by PoloLady
What about situations where the guy IS turned on by the woman, So turned on he just can’t help being two steps ahead and for once, just once he would love to be able to see the damn thing through and watch the woman’s pleasure with him still being part of it.
What about solo-shots? For some guys being a repeater means nothing sexual, it's more along the lines of "eaten too many beans".
Things are not always as black and white as we like to make them.
Now seeing as the original situation was not a regular night shag and was more of a 'special' one off type situation. Given a choice between two guys who will perform (once or twice) under their own steam, scratch their balls, fart , roll over and start snoring...
or, seeing what it is like to have two guys on permanent full-charge to entertain me for the evening... hmmm
Edit:
Furthermore, let’s not kid ourselves that a man’s a ability to get his dick hard and poke the wet patch is any indication whatsoever that he must find you sexy, desirable, etc. In some cases the woman being present is nothing more than a new target or an implement for an assisted wank (ie any hole is a goal) or it is the ‘situation’ which is horny (not the person).
As this is a one-off “special” type situation – I’ll take which ever option results in me having a fucking fantastic, shag filled, multi-orgasmic night (either with or without the pill popping).

Sometimes just sometimes you make sooo much sense it almost hurts.. wink

My understanding of things are that the guy STILL has to find the woman (or man for that matter) attractive no matter what or how many he takes. Nothing but nothing will make a guy hard on its own..
The pills you all talk about maintain erection not cause one!
Mike xx

20 Apr 2007

Quote by mdr2000
Sometimes just sometimes you make sooo much sense it almost hurts..

I know

Didn't you start a thread on this subject once confused

:shock:

20 Apr 2007

Quote by mdr2000
My understanding of things are that the guy STILL has to find the woman (or man for that matter) attractive no matter what or how many he takes. Nothing but nothing will make a guy hard on its own..
The pills you all talk about maintain erection not cause one!
Mike xx

That is, indeed, my experience. The pill doesn't guarantee an erection, sad

and without the desire it doesn't happen! smile

I would ask the several ladies who have expressed preference for the natural option, number 2, if they can tell the difference between a natural and a chemically-stimulated erection? No-one has ever said to me, 'That looks and feels like an artificial stiffie' ... do you think they look any different, feel any different? Can you tell? And if not, who cares?