Text of an e-mail I received earlier
I can get the gist of it - but can someone translate it properly for me, I will reply once I am sure what he is saying!
Hallo ich bins die
Nun jetzt habe ich doch endlich Zeit gefunden Dir eine mail
zu schreiben. Die letzten tage sind für mich ziemlich anstrengend
gewesen. Du weißt ja Weihnachten ;-)) Jetzt kommt auch noch
der hammer sie habe mir auch noch mein Internet abgeschaltet
kannst du Dir das Vorstellen?
Sie sagen, dass war nur ein versehen... mal schaun, wann sie
mich wieder ans netz lassen.
Du wenn du mal Lust hast kannst du mich gern einmal anrufen.
Was hällst du davon, wenn wir uns einmal verabreden?
Hier meine Nummer
Bis denne Gruß
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Sex God
Now now I have to nevertheless finally write time found you one mail. The latter meet for me were rather arduous. You know Christmas) now come yourself also still the hammer it have me also still my InterNet switched off can you presenting? They say that was provided... only times schaun, when they leave me again to the net. You if you times desire have can you me gladly once call. What haellst you of it if we arrange ourselves? Here my number
As from the google translator.
Bloody hell, I can't speak German but I can't speak google either.
I would have to say
"Now that I have finally found time to write to your email." I'm lost after that. Sorry, I tried but failed.
As from the google translator.
Bloody hell, I can't speak German but I can't speak google either.
I would have to say
"Now that I have finally found time to write to your email." I'm lost after that. Sorry, I tried but failed.
Sex God
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I think the gist is that you have an admirer and they want you to call. That's not cos I understand German, but I do have an A-level in Google
I think the gist is that you have an admirer and they want you to call. That's not cos I understand German, but I do have an A-level in Google
OK, no immediate German Scholars, I took it as something like this:
"Now I have found the time to write an e-mail to you. The last few days have for me been busy - you know christmas. Then I could not get on to the internet Can you believe it? And now I have finally been able to get back on the net. When you want, you can gladly call me. Do you think we could meet sometime? Here is my number......
Pretty confident that is the gist of it, now I just need to reply!
lhk
Kat
Matt - did google translate as well, but it turned out very different from yours!
"Now I have found the time to write an e-mail to you. The last few days have for me been busy - you know christmas. Then I could not get on to the internet Can you believe it? And now I have finally been able to get back on the net. When you want, you can gladly call me. Do you think we could meet sometime? Here is my number......
Pretty confident that is the gist of it, now I just need to reply!
lhk
Kat
Matt - did google translate as well, but it turned out very different from yours!
Quote by Kat
......now I just need to reply!
You could try:
Vielen Dank für ihre e-mail, traurig aber ich sind gerade.
Frohe Weihnachten!
Which is:
Many thanks for your e-mail, sorry but I am straight.
Merry Christmas!
(Try not to mention the war :shock: )
Are you sure he wasn't writing to Kit?....She's far more attractive than you!
Steve
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Thank you for stating the obvious Steve! And here was me thinking that all these blokes just wanted to use Kit to get to me! :doh:
Hang on though - no reason to think it is a bloke writing!
Now you can see why there are so many wars, this international relations stuff is hard work!:shock: Just had another look at it - the bit about being busy could also translate as "the last few days I have been exerting myself" :shock:
Kat
Sex God
:doh: :doh: :doh:
Aw, so we'll never know who wanted your body so much - typical, bloody typical
Aw, so we'll never know who wanted your body so much - typical, bloody typical
Sex God
Fred, do you have a confession to make? 
:shock: email address was Raubkatze - cat burglar! OK write "Slut" on my forhead and sign me up for the gullible twat of the year calendar! 
ops: :oops: :oops:
OK, we need verification though,
Right, I've been had, without even noticing it until Fred told me!
Now who knows him best?? Wilma? Does that sound like something Fred would do?
lhk
Merry Christmas - nearly there ! :happy:
Kat
OK write "Slut" on my forhead and sign me up for the gullible twat of the year calendar! ops: :oops: :oops: OK, we need verification though,
Right, I've been had, without even noticing it until Fred told me!
Now who knows him best?? Wilma? Does that sound like something Fred would do?
lhk
Merry Christmas - nearly there ! :happy:
Kat
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: 
Quote by KitKat
Now who knows him best?? Wilma? Does that sound like something Fred would do?
Ãœber allen Gipfeln
Ist Ruh,
In allen Wipfeln
Spürest du
Kaum einen Hauch;
Die Vögelein schweigen in Walde.
Warte nur, balde
Ruhest du auch.
Kat, the facts as I know them.
1. Fred lived in Germany for 7 years
2. Ever since his incarceration in the ivory tower after your betrayal he has had your photo pinned to the dartboard
3. His medication ran out this morning
What more can I say Kat except that he has just walked into the study whistling tunelessly and saying "I wonder which month Kat will be?"
All my love hugs and big kisses
Ich liebe dich
Wilma
x x x x
I'm working in the morning
I'm waiting patiently for the confession hereThe only thing that REALLY galls me is - Thinking about how much Kit is going to laugh when she sees all this! :twisted:
Right, I hear sleighbells in the distance! Better go and pretend to be asleep!
Merry Christmas everyone!
LHK
Kat
Right - stop the bus!
Although I was the first to mention that there may have been an element of "you've been framed" what on earth makes you lot think that I would do anything to make a monkey out of Kat - he is perfectly capable of doing that himself!
I merely suggested that he may have the feeling of being had!
I will not claim credit for the dastardly deed - not me guvn'r - honest!
And that poem of Wilma's is just:
Over all the hilltops
is calm.
In all the treetops
you feel
hardly a breath of air.
The little birds fall silent in the woods.
Just wait... soon
you'll also be at rest.
Why she should choose to quote Johann Wolfgang von Goethe at this point I shall never know? :shock:
Arn't there others out there that would wish to see poor Kat take a tumble more than me? eh?
: :?: :?:
Would I resort to those sorts of diabolical tactics designed to make people waste hours of their time? :twisted: :twisted:
Frohliche Wienachten
Fred
Although I was the first to mention that there may have been an element of "you've been framed" what on earth makes you lot think that I would do anything to make a monkey out of Kat - he is perfectly capable of doing that himself!
I merely suggested that he may have the feeling of being had!
I will not claim credit for the dastardly deed - not me guvn'r - honest!
And that poem of Wilma's is just:
Over all the hilltops
is calm.
In all the treetops
you feel
hardly a breath of air.
The little birds fall silent in the woods.
Just wait... soon
you'll also be at rest.
Why she should choose to quote Johann Wolfgang von Goethe at this point I shall never know? :shock:
Arn't there others out there that would wish to see poor Kat take a tumble more than me? eh?
: :?: :?: Would I resort to those sorts of diabolical tactics designed to make people waste hours of their time? :twisted: :twisted:
Frohliche Wienachten
Fred
Quote by KitKat
:shock: email address was Raubkatze - cat burglar!
I have to say Kat - this was one of the all time great responses for me!
Reckon you could win with that one!
Fred
(Innocent until proven guilty!)
Sex God
Hmmmm, you may be innocent til proven guilty, but it is your MORAL RIGHT to own up on this one - it is Christmas after all. On second thoughts, Wilma speaks German too - we may well have the wrong suspect after all :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by FredFlintstone
Fred
(Innocent until proven guilty!)
Or I'm sure somebody would like to take this up.
"Innocent until beaten a confession out of you with a big strap on and a lot of spanking" :twisted:
I think the women would like to do that to you anyway.
IT IS NOW CHRISTMAS!
Happy Christmas everybody.
"The main reason Santa is Jolly is because he knows where all the naughty girls live!!"
Sex God
I didn't know beating a confession out of someone involved strap-ons - well, if it works for the police (are you watching, boys!), it might work for me :twisted:
OK, one quickie to cover every thing,
Does anyone mind if we stop talking about this now please!
Wilma, you are too nice for me to ever have considered it might be you.
PoshandBecks - happy christmas to you too
Carpathian - welcome to the forum.
Had a great Christmas
LHK From the pair of us
Kit+Kat
Does anyone mind if we stop talking about this now please!
Wilma, you are too nice for me to ever have considered it might be you.
PoshandBecks - happy christmas to you too
Carpathian - welcome to the forum.
Had a great Christmas
LHK From the pair of us
Kit+Kat
Sex God
Ooooooooohhhhhhhh, the master has spoken - is that because you're embarrassed that you were had?????
- is that because you're embarrassed that you were had????? 