Intrigued by the term 'no complaints' when it comes to cock size....would any reasonable partner actually complain anyway? Much easier to stick to small, medium and large, (ok, and then huge if you insist!). Perhaps someone has voiced a complaint in the past...would be interested to hear about it!
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Profiles: Assets-''No Complaints'' ... anyone ever had one
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Casanova
Well did have one lad that had ''No Complaints'' on profile but when we did get down to it i thought he was still soft but he was hard bless he was a very small lad i didn't have the heart to complain after all his efforts :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by Dizzy_Donna
Well did have one lad that had ''No Complaints'' on profile but when we did get down to it i thought he was still soft but he was hard bless he was a very small lad i didn't have the heart to complain after all his efforts :giggle:
Well afterall its not the size but how its used apparently.
Donna I wasnt going to ask but
Casanova
awwwwww londonplaything i would complain if you where wearing the kilt in your pic and chatting in a scottish accent would care how big u were :happy:
Sex God
I think 'no complaints' is a euphemism for "I think I've got a big cock, but I KNOW I haven't and don't want to admit it"
I'd rather be honest and say I'm nothing special, that way the lady is not expecting an enormous cock, and won't be disappointed, and might even think that what I've got is kinda ok.
I'd rather be honest and say I'm nothing special, that way the lady is not expecting an enormous cock, and won't be disappointed, and might even think that what I've got is kinda ok.
Warming the Bed
Hi
Well I have had complaints from two or three ladies that its too big / fat / hard, two of them would not let me do them doggy style after the first time for this reason :upset: I love doggy.
Please don't think I am boasting here, becouse I am not.
From comments made I get the impression that the ladies prefer width to length ??
Now I am not huge by any standard looking at some of the pics in profiles (not that I look at pics of cocks lol) but I think from my experiances that I would not want to be huge, would cause more problems than its worth????????
Richard.
Well I have had complaints from two or three ladies that its too big / fat / hard, two of them would not let me do them doggy style after the first time for this reason :upset: I love doggy.
Please don't think I am boasting here, becouse I am not.
From comments made I get the impression that the ladies prefer width to length ??
Now I am not huge by any standard looking at some of the pics in profiles (not that I look at pics of cocks lol) but I think from my experiances that I would not want to be huge, would cause more problems than its worth????????
Richard.
I'm with bbw_lover (no, not literally) on this one and I expect 'no complaints' to mean very average.
I've also met men who have described themselves as well or even very well endowed and the reality is, in Dizzy_Donna's words,
Maybe you've got to learn to love the the cock pic!
:doh: No don't - if I want one I'll ask!
I've also met men who have described themselves as well or even very well endowed and the reality is, in Dizzy_Donna's words,
bless he was a very small lad i didn't have the heart to complain after all his efforts
Maybe you've got to learn to love the the cock pic!
:doh: No don't - if I want one I'll ask!
Quote by LondonPlaything
none to my face.... though I do give the impression that I can crumple instantly under harsh criticism...
so perhaps people have been exceptionaly nice to me, to save both my tears, and thier embarrassment...
lp
you are nice
:D not that I know anything about your assets 
:lol: :lol: I must admit to having ticked the "no complaints" box for my assets. I wasn't sure what else to put. "No comment" sounds like you have something to hide and in truth I'm not that well up on other mens bits to be able to accurately size my own.
Perhaps an independant inspection committee could be set up who tour the country and size cocks to a national standard.
Perhaps an independant inspection committee could be set up who tour the country and size cocks to a national standard.
Warming the Bed
Perhaps an independant inspection committee could be set up who tour the country and size cocks to a national standard.
lol now there's an idea, or at least a size chart.
What size is "normal" ??
Might have a google on it after lunch...............
I'm also in the "no complaints" brigade but when I was filling in my profile I was thinking maybe I should state my size in metric rather than inches. For example a 6 incher becomes 15 centimitres, an 8 incher becomes a whopping 20 centimetres!!
We're talking double figures here! after all I doubt many women can tell the difference between inches and centimeters anyway 
We're talking double figures here! after all I doubt many women can tell the difference between inches and centimeters anyway
I too have put no complaints in our profile, but my lady thought I should of put large she says the nicest things 
I know I am not that long about 6" but girth wise I am a bit more blessed, my lady says it’s the biggest she’s had. Is long and thin a big cock or my modest length but big girthed cock? Should I put large in our profile?
I don't know so I went with the safe no complaints option, so I wouldn't disappoint anyone expecting me to have an 8" cock.
I know I am not that long about 6" but girth wise I am a bit more blessed, my lady says it’s the biggest she’s had. Is long and thin a big cock or my modest length but big girthed cock? Should I put large in our profile?I don't know so I went with the safe no complaints option, so I wouldn't disappoint anyone expecting me to have an 8" cock.
Quote by bbw_lover
I think 'no complaints' is a euphemism for "I think I've got a big cock, but I KNOW I haven't and don't want to admit it"
Quite possibly!
.. and as someone else mentioned width/girth elsewhere in this thread, I'll just don my hard hat and flak jacket before saying:
I thought 'width/girth more important than length' was euphemistic code for 'the act of childbirth has so ravaged my once perfect body, that I now accept bigger traffic than the Mersey (or Blackwall if you're a southerner) tunnel!'
right ...................... I'm off now!
Quote by ukbeannie
I thought 'width/girth more important than length' was euphemistic code for 'the act of childbirth has so ravaged my once perfect body, that I now accept bigger traffic than the Mersey (or Blackwall if you're a southerner) tunnel!'
right ...................... I'm off now!
pmsl
Sex God
I agree with TheLovelyOne, every man feels he has to say "mine is enormous, in fact it's so huge …", but we should be honest. I've rated myself as medium, it's not false modesty but it's as honest as I can be.
I don't pretend to be a stud and I don't pretend to be "well endowed" or " very well endowed", I just hope the woman I'm with is not disappointed and has a good time, then it's up to her whether I'm a stud or not.
I think Laff_n_Chilli's comments also shows that there are two sides to each issue. Maybe the trick is finding the right fit
PS
Haven't seen you in the chatrooms recently Laff_n_Chilli. Enjoyed are little chats :kiss
I don't pretend to be a stud and I don't pretend to be "well endowed" or " very well endowed", I just hope the woman I'm with is not disappointed and has a good time, then it's up to her whether I'm a stud or not.
I think Laff_n_Chilli's comments also shows that there are two sides to each issue. Maybe the trick is finding the right fit
PS
Haven't seen you in the chatrooms recently Laff_n_Chilli. Enjoyed are little chats :kiss
It doesn't really matter to me what size a man's tool is as long as he knows how to use it!... to be fair, too big actually hurts me :cry:
I wonder tho.. on the profile why there's an option to fill in about the size of the man's penis anyway?? could you imagine how a woman would feel if there was a category... "size of woman's vagina?"..
Or am I being flippant?
I wonder tho.. on the profile why there's an option to fill in about the size of the man's penis anyway?? could you imagine how a woman would feel if there was a category... "size of woman's vagina?"..
Or am I being flippant?
Quote by ukbeannie
I think 'no complaints' is a euphemism for "I think I've got a big cock, but I KNOW I haven't and don't want to admit it"
Quite possibly!
.. and as someone else mentioned width/girth elsewhere in this thread, I'll just don my hard hat and flak jacket before saying:
I thought 'width/girth more important than length' was euphemistic code for 'the act of childbirth has so ravaged my once perfect body, that I now accept bigger traffic than the Mersey (or Blackwall if you're a southerner) tunnel!'
right ...................... I'm off now!
You know me?
:? I can't sit on bar stools anymore! Nothing worse than falling straight on ya butt!
read this article the other day and it seemed pretty apt:
"A recent study of british men's attitudes to their willies over the past 60 years found that more than half of you are panicked about the size or shape of your penis
If you stop feeling sorry for yourselves and your cocks and make an effort to be forthright your forays into women's knickers will be more successful. But if you choose to prolong the cycle of shame through refusing to discuss phallic issues, the only thing you'll be able to count on is the enduring primacy of your relationship with your right hand"
SAY IT LOUD, I'M AVERAGE AND PROUD:!:
"A recent study of british men's attitudes to their willies over the past 60 years found that more than half of you are panicked about the size or shape of your penis
If you stop feeling sorry for yourselves and your cocks and make an effort to be forthright your forays into women's knickers will be more successful. But if you choose to prolong the cycle of shame through refusing to discuss phallic issues, the only thing you'll be able to count on is the enduring primacy of your relationship with your right hand"
SAY IT LOUD, I'M AVERAGE AND PROUD:!:
Quote by Dizzy_Donna
awwwwww londonplaything i would complain if you where wearing the kilt in your pic and chatting in a scottish accent would care how big u were :happy:
the nooo! innit!
Quote by Corrie2007
you are nice
not much in the way of assets it has to be said... more debt than portfolio... certainly no country estate!!
lp
Casanova
Well i no this is a bit bised but i have to say Bronty is by far the best i've had ( and ive have more then a few i should say) he has fab girth and lenth and i am for ever telling him he should put himself down as large and no complaints but he say it because he feels he is avage we did google it lenth is 6-6 1/2ich avarge and girth is 5ich but not measured his yet
