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northeastcoupleuk
Sex God
just had a email in tonight from a single male telling us about himself ans his tackle, what really annoys me is we have never even spoke on here before ,ya know not evevn a hello-what sort of things are you into anything like that , no its straight inwith iam xxx fromxxx i have 8 in xxxxx, well he must have great chat up line we all must learn from ya. any way you know who you are (if ya actually ever read the forum) all we can say is sad sad and very sad
Dave__Notts
Sex God
You ain't the first and you won't be the last.
Keep smiling and one day you will get the perfect meet..............where did those flying pigs come from lol
Dave_Notts
Unknown User
Just post theier e mail address and encourage everyone to send abusive messages to him.
Sorry thats just me being vindictive! :fuckinghell:
RedHot
Sex God
Quote by AndyS-NE
Just post theier e mail address and encourage everyone to send abusive messages to him.

Not a good idea! I think you will find that your account will be deactivated if you start naming and shaming on the forum.
Just put it down to life's little foibles and move on confused
Tracy-Jayne
roger743
Sex God
Ah, but did it work, northeastcpl? ;)
dundeecpl
Sex God
We get them all the time. Then they wonder why they didn't get a reply or an invite to come and f**k you!!!!!!!
We just have a little chuckle to ourselves and press the delete button, c'mon, do they really think they are going to get a shag with that type of message. rolleyes
Gill x
payne
Sex God
I used to find it funny when people randomly added me to msn.. it was always the same.. I'd be asking them where they got my addy from and they'd be scared to admit it.. then we'd go through the whole rigmorole of 'no i don't have pics. no I don't cam, yes I have a fella, no I'm not looking for someone to join us.......'
(I only do it now when I'm really bored..)
Reese
Sex God
Quote by dundeecpl
We just have a little chuckle to ourselves and press the delete button, c'mon, do they really think they are going to get a shag with that type of message. rolleyes

Indeed! :roll: lol Then again, to be fair, it's worth wading through the hundreds of those we receive in order to find the handful of truly thoughtful, considerate letters (that include face pics, no less!!).
~Reese! surprised
dundeecpl
Sex God
Quote by Reese
We just have a little chuckle to ourselves and press the delete button, c'mon, do they really think they are going to get a shag with that type of message. rolleyes

Indeed! :roll: lol Then again, to be fair, it's worth wading through the hundreds of those we receive in order to find the handful of truly thoughtful, considerate letters (that include face pics, no less!!).
~Reese! surprised
Reese
It is wonderful when one does get a lovly message telling you the things that you want to hear. It is good when someones personality comes through in the message. When that happens, yes, we both read it and think, hey this guys seems really nice and take things from there. If they have bothered to take the time to sell themselves to us in the first message then we really appreciate them for it.
So Reese, how are you and vix fixed for a quicky then??? :lol:
gill x
Reese
Sex God
Quote by dundeecpl
So Reese, how are you and vix fixed for a quicky then??? lol

Awww, see? Some people really do know the way into our hearts! rotflmao
~Reese! surprised
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by Reese
So Reese, how are you and vix fixed for a quicky then??? lol

Awww, see? Some people really do know the way into our hearts! rotflmao
~Reese! surprised
Hey, Two Fags, love the av, show us yer boots biggrin
Heather
Sex God
When I get one of those these days, I reply with a very formal "Welcome to Swinging Heaven" standard response, tagged off with "If I, or any of the other Moderators can help you..." type thing.
It sure dampens their ardour pretty quickly! :twisted:
Reese
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
Hey, Two Fags, love the av, show us yer boots biggrin

Ha ha! You weren't there for the post-Munch footwear discussion, were you?! And, actually, the one in my right hand is a chip (courtesy of Marmalaid & CorrieFem, who lovingly trekked out to the chip shop beneath Marm's magic duvet cover to satisfy our post-Munch munchies). ;)
~Reese! surprised
Unknown User
Being a single male i can only imagine how annoying these messages can i doubt very much that the topic would of been raised had the message been from a woman stating the size of her breasts and where she was from.
That said iam not making excuses for the single guys on here and i for one have never sent anyone a message starting " the size of my tackle is".
roger743
Sex God
Yes, but single women are very rare in this game - people have to either "make do" with the ones that fling themselves at them or do without. Whilst for fellas, there's enough of them throwing themselves around that one or more is bound to hit on the right combination of vowels and consanants eventually.
Nimbus
Master of Sex
Quote by donnydaz
Being a single male i can only imagine how annoying these messages can i doubt very much that the topic would of been raised had the message been from a woman stating the size of her breasts and where she was from.
That said iam not making excuses for the single guys on here and i for one have never sent anyone a message starting " the size of my tackle is".

33,38D,Wales, U wana shag?...hmmmmm perhaps not confused it isnt my style, friendship first and from there on see where it goes
wink
Unknown User
In defence of the innocent single guys (and there are one or two genuine single guys out there) I have to say that I have recieved some very short and to the point messages from fems and couples too. I usually just put it down to inexperience or over-enthusiasm, well we all had to start somewhere.
Whatever we do in life we will always have to deal with the 'wanna-be', the 'tourist', the 'immature idiot', the 'attention seeker' and so on...... Life is too short to let it get you down! Just focus on the things that make you smile smile and use the delete button for the rest.
Rainbows
Sex God
Quote by donnydaz
I doubt very much that the topic would of been raised had the message been from a woman stating the size of her breasts and where she was from.
.

Hey - interesting thought there - has ANYONE had any like that from a woman?
Vix
Sex God
Quote by Dave__Notts
Keep smiling and one day you will get the perfect meet

It happens. Oh yes.
SpiritedAway
Sexpert
I think it just goes to show that while the internet is an instant(ish) medium that raises expectations about getting instant results, there is no substitute for getting to know someone.
So just keep talking, typing, texting and phoning - communication is the key wink
SA
XXX
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by Rainbows
I doubt very much that the topic would of been raised had the message been from a woman stating the size of her breasts and where she was from.
.

Hey - interesting thought there - has ANYONE had any like that from a woman?
I get the occasional unsolicited PM along those lines. rolleyes
"Hello" would be nice. dunno
Nimbus
Master of Sex
Quote by Ice Pie
Hey - interesting thought there - has ANYONE had any like that from a woman?

I get the occasional unsolicited PM along those lines. rolleyes
"Hello" would be nice. dunno
:boo: Hello
zootle
Sex God
I'd love some great unsolicited PMs from hot and horny women! lol smile
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by Nimbus

Hey - interesting thought there - has ANYONE had any like that from a woman?

I get the occasional unsolicited PM along those lines. rolleyes
"Hello" would be nice. dunno
:boo: Hello
Hello wave (ASL me and I'll... I'll..... I'll sulk, that's what I'll do! rotflmao )
WibblyWobbly
Orgasminator
Quote by Ice Pie
"Hello" would be nice. dunno

HELLO, I'M WIBBLYWOBBLY... WE MET LAST WEEK BUT THAT BRAIN CELL HAS PROBABLY DIED SO I'M WRITING TO YOU TO INVIGORATE A NEW ONE...
bolt
wink
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by WibblyWobbly
"Hello" would be nice. dunno

HELLO, I'M WIBBLYWOBBLY... WE MET LAST WEEK BUT THAT BRAIN CELL HAS PROBABLY DIED SO I'M WRITING TO YOU TO INVIGORATE A NEW ONE...
bolt
wink
Ah, yes, I remember. Desdemona isn't it? Or Nora? How lovely to see you. My one remaining brain cell remembers your cleavage with crystal clarity.
I trust you are well?
Derek/Neil/Whatever.
roger743
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
I have to say that I have recieved some very short and to the point messages from fems and couples too.

I can still remember my encounter with a very strange woman in the chatroom, back when I was still looking to meet someone. She basically told me her breast-size and expected me to drive 80 miles to meet her; when I pointed out it was a long way to go for a couple of boobies and tried to draw her into a conversation, she got a little annoyed and left in a huff. Strange.
And then there was the woman on AFF, who wrote to me:
want to know more please email me at

I swear to God, that was the entire message, apart from a 'wink' she sent me a few weeks previously. banghead :banghead: :banghead:
By standards like that, it makes the gay guys who mailed me positively Shakespearean. They obviously never read my advert, but Shakespearean nonetheless...
Unknown User
Quote by SpiritedAway
I think it just goes to show that while the internet is an instant(ish) medium that raises expectations about getting instant results....

This indeed is a very interesting social behaviour point - that should not be underestimated. The briefness of text messaging, the instant access of the internet. There is a new generation of people who just do not know how to communicate in any extended form. Then there are the ones who are just desperate and pushy!!!!
By the way:
I am from the midlands and have big jugs - anyone interested? :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
frogster
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
There is a new generation of people who just do not know how to communicate in any extended form.
I am from the midlands and have big jugs - anyone interested?

Yes.... U Up 4 A Kwick Shag then??? confused:
That was a joke........ redface
wewantu2
Casanova
think about it guys wink
if one of these 8 inch whippersnappers actually got to meet a swinging couple,how would they react?i suggest thy would beat a very hasty retreat bolt