So, What's the title of your autobiography?

15 Oct 2004

When I was younger I rather liked,
"A Cool Hand Round My Cock"
..but with a more mature attitude I now think,
"Cool Hands Round My Cock"
Lets have you sophisticated best please.

15 Oct 2004

Psycho Bitch From Hell :lol:

15 Oct 2004

The complete diary from Matt Moleman.
Obviously it would be a lot like the Adrian Mole's diaries but mine would be more cute, furry and blind.
Either that or,
My plan to take over the World by Mattmoleman. Yep I like the sound of that.

15 Oct 2004

Bambi

regards Staggy

15 Oct 2004

"Tinker Tailor Sodier IcePie"
(With a nod and an apology to John Le Carre wink

)

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
"Tinker Tailor Sodder IcePie"
(With a nod and an apology to John Le Carre )

Are you sure that's what you want it to be called?
(oooo I'm going to be in trouble now!)

15 Oct 2004

Corrie - the woman who found herself time and time again
(now just have to remember all the places I found myself ) lol

:lol:

15 Oct 2004

Quote by mattmoleman
My plan to take over the World by Mattmoleman.

Sorry, this is an autobiography so it should read.
"How I took over the World" by Mattmoleman

15 Oct 2004

Is that it??

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Alexandra
"Tinker Tailor Sodder IcePie"
(With a nod and an apology to John Le Carre )

Are you sure that's what you want it to be called?
(oooo I'm going to be in trouble now!)
:shock:
Well I was going to call it The Naked Chef, but that one's been done. rotflmao

15 Oct 2004

Mind that Bus, What Bus? :sticky:

15 Oct 2004

Searching for light in the darkness.
With a nod to

15 Oct 2004

"What a numpty" of course

15 Oct 2004

I told you I was Ill (tm Spike Milligan).

15 Oct 2004

'I laughed till I died'
or
' Another Shropshire Lad '

15 Oct 2004

'A view from the inside'

15 Oct 2004

Quote by davej
'A view from the inside'

Groan..........

15 Oct 2004

"Eat's, Shoot's & Leaves!" ... A Panda's Chronicles!

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Surreychap
"Eat's, Shoot's & Leaves!" ... A Panda's Chronicles!

I can see you never read the book!!

15 Oct 2004

"Tomorrow", because that's when I'll get around to stuff.

15 Oct 2004

"Well, I tried."
Jezzay

15 Oct 2004

Whoosh!!!! ... There it goes! Right over the head! wink

15 Oct 2004

Volume One:The Early Years.
Volume Two:The Middle Years.
Volume Three:The Twilight Years.

15 Oct 2004

My mate sugested "Every cloud brings a golden shower" mad

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

15 Oct 2004

"Ding Ding Round One "

15 Oct 2004

Well as pie man.......
"The Pie At Night"
As Ian_Mids
"Anorak - naphobia."
Ian

15 Oct 2004

Mine would have to be:
"Confessions of an IT guy"

15 Oct 2004

Well it would have to be a 3 part serous
JGL - the life and times of a swinger
Volume 1 - the virgin days
Volume 2- the munching days
Volume 3 - the next phase
each copy would have to come in "hard" back-

15 Oct 2004

"Mad, Bad, and rarely Sad." confused

16 Oct 2004

'Come In Number 13, Your Time Is Up.'