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So, What's the title of your autobiography?

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musketeer
Sex God
When I was younger I rather liked,
"A Cool Hand Round My Cock"
..but with a more mature attitude I now think,
"Cool Hands Round My Cock"
Lets have you sophisticated best please.
mattmoleman
Sex God
The complete diary from Matt Moleman.
Obviously it would be a lot like the Adrian Mole's diaries but mine would be more cute, furry and blind.
Either that or,
My plan to take over the World by Mattmoleman. Yep I like the sound of that.
Ice_Pie
Sex God
"Tinker Tailor Sodier IcePie"
(With a nod and an apology to John Le Carre wink )
Unknown User
Quote by Ice Pie
"Tinker Tailor Sodder IcePie"
(With a nod and an apology to John Le Carre wink )

Are you sure that's what you want it to be called?
(oooo I'm going to be in trouble now!)
Unknown User
Corrie - the woman who found herself time and time again
(now just have to remember all the places I found myself ) lol :lol:
musketeer
Sex God
Quote by mattmoleman
My plan to take over the World by Mattmoleman.

Sorry, this is an autobiography so it should read.
"How I took over the World" by Mattmoleman
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
"Tinker Tailor Sodder IcePie"
(With a nod and an apology to John Le Carre wink )

Are you sure that's what you want it to be called?
(oooo I'm going to be in trouble now!)
:shock:
Well I was going to call it The Naked Chef, but that one's been done. rotflmao
tallnhairy
Sex God
Mind that Bus, What Bus? :sticky:
Lazeeboy
Sex God
Searching for light in the darkness.
With a nod to
Re__Lapse
Sex God
I told you I was Ill (tm Spike Milligan).
agricola
Sexlightened
'I laughed till I died'
or
' Another Shropshire Lad '
davej
Sex God
'A view from the inside'
Unknown User
Quote by davej
'A view from the inside'

Groan..........
Unknown User
"Eat's, Shoot's & Leaves!" ... A Panda's Chronicles!
musketeer
Sex God
Quote by Surreychap
"Eat's, Shoot's & Leaves!" ... A Panda's Chronicles!

I can see you never read the book!!
roger743
Sex God
"Tomorrow", because that's when I'll get around to stuff.
jezzay
Casanova
"Well, I tried."
Jezzay
Unknown User
Whoosh!!!! ... There it goes! Right over the head! wink
Flirty__Fruitcake
Sex God
Volume One:The Early Years.
Volume Two:The Middle Years.
Volume Three:The Twilight Years.
Nimbus
Master of Sex
My mate sugested "Every cloud brings a golden shower" mad
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Ian
Sex God
Well as pie man.......
"The Pie At Night"
As Ian_Mids
"Anorak - naphobia."
Ian
flapjackboy
Orgasminator
Mine would have to be:
"Confessions of an IT guy"
simon__says
Sex God
Well it would have to be a 3 part serous
JGL - the life and times of a swinger
Volume 1 - the virgin days
Volume 2- the munching days
Volume 3 - the next phase
each copy would have to come in "hard" back-
mellow
Master of Sex
"Mad, Bad, and rarely Sad." confused