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I think its about time I posted a bit of a lighthearted thread...
:confused2: I have done a search on this topic and can't find any related threads.. so here goes...
If you could have ANY super power, what would it be? Would it be for example, the ability to move at the speed of sound - wish I had that one yesterday with the traffic coming back from London! Or could it be X-ray eyes...
You could even make one up! :grin:
I am looking forward to the replies on this one - you can be as obscure as you want.
The superpower I wish I had.... well, I will read a few of yours first before I post mine!!!
:welcome: The super power thread is open and ready for business!!!
My Superpower would be "Chop chop chores" to be able to get my kids to do their chores within the first 8 times of asking them!! :happy:
Pure bliss!! cool
Oh another one :bounce:
My other Superpower would be "Drink immunity" - the ability to not make an arse of myself after a couple of glasses of wine! 8-)
drinkies That's one I would like to have too!!!
Just clicked on your "My kinda guy".... :thumbup: Brilliant.. has made my day!!!!!
I'd really like to be able to fly but being invisable would be quite handy too, although standing at the bar trying to get served sometimes I think I already am biggrin
H.x
My super power would be the ability to know what to say when a woman asks a question like "Does my bum look big in this?"
:scared: :scared: :scared:
bolt
I know what you mean... I get that all the time... Invisible could be good though... you could go behind the bar and poke the barman/maid for not serving you and they wouldn't have a clue what was happening!
Quote by H-x
I'd really like to be able to fly but being invisable would be quite handy too, although standing at the bar trying to get served sometimes I think I already am biggrin
H.x
poke
Just say "gorgeous" .... "fabulous" etc.... want some lessons bbw_lover?? hehe xx
Quote by bbw_lover
My super power would be the ability to know what to say when a woman asks a question like "Does my bum look big in this?"
:scared: :scared: :scared:
bolt
cool
Quote by bbw_lover
My super power would be the ability to know what to say when a woman asks a question like "Does my bum look big in this?"
:scared: :scared: :scared:
bolt

Just cross your fingers and pray for some devine intervention lol
Read peoples minds, would have come in handy a few years back confused :? :?
Quote by helnheaven
My super power would be the ability to know what to say when a woman asks a question like "Does my bum look big in this?"
:scared: :scared: :scared:
bolt

Just cross your fingers and pray for some devine intervention lol
What just before the cry of "Oh my god!" and the fist hits?
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao:
Quote by bbw_lover
My super power would be the ability to know what to say when a woman asks a question like "Does my bum look big in this?"
:scared: :scared: :scared:
bolt

Just cross your fingers and pray for some devine intervention lol
What just before the cry of "Oh my god!" and the fist hits?
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao:
Well before that! wink :lol:
I'd like the power to be in two places at once. :thumbup:
If you find one, can you get me one too??? Thank you!!
Quote by Freckledbird
I'd like a fuckwit zapper.
*asks bbw_lover to duck* (you know what I mean!!)
Quote by bbw_lover
My super power would be the ability to know what to say when a woman asks a question like "Does my bum look big in this?"
:scared: :scared: :scared:
bolt

Just cross your fingers and pray for some devine intervention lol
What just before the cry of "Oh my god!" and the fist hits?
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao:
:giveup:
Is that anything like a Frank Zappa? dunno
Oops thought you meant Frank Spencer... I think I have a little bit of a problem....
:giggle:
Quote by winchwench
Is that anything like a Frank Zappa? dunno

Dunno, is he a fuckwit?
Quote by Misskitty_2008
Oops thought you meant Frank Spencer... I think I have a little bit of a problem....
:giggle:

Mmmmmmm Betty lol
From what I have read about him in the past - he was fucked up..... (oops shouldn't swear)
Quote by Freckledbird
Is that anything like a Frank Zappa? dunno

Dunno, is he a fuckwit?
:shock:
Oh dear.. the cats done a whoopsy.....
Quote by Freckledbird
Oops thought you meant Frank Spencer... I think I have a little bit of a problem....
:giggle:

Mmmmmmm Betty lol
Quote by Misskitty_2008
*asks bbw_lover to duck* (you know what I mean!!)
My super power would be the ability to know what to say when a woman asks a question like "Does my bum look big in this?"
:scared: :scared: :scared:
bolt

Just cross your fingers and pray for some devine intervention lol
What just before the cry of "Oh my god!" and the fist hits?
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao:
:giveup:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
He shoots … he scores.
cool
Quote by bbw_lover
My super power would be the ability to know what to say when a woman asks a question like "Does my bum look big in this?"

I've sussed that one. You tell the truth...
...then you never get asked that sort of question ever again! :twisted:
Quote by bbw_lover
He shoots … he scores.

Shouldn't that be...?
He shoots - she swallows
Mine would be to clamp my mouth shut permanently lol
In his dreams.......
Quote by Peanut
He shoots … he scores.

Shouldn't that be...?
He shoots - she swallows

bolt
:scared: :scared: :scared:
Mine is a simple power - I want to be able to do without sleep, or get tired. I don't mind physical tired after work or play - but that lethargic, can't be arsed to do anything tired.
Then I wouldn't have to choose between doing what I should and doing what I want.
Quote by Missy
... the ability to not make an arse of myself after a couple of glasses of wine! cool

That'd be a bit of a downer!! wink
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Quote by Peanut
He shoots … he scores.

Shouldn't that be...?
He shoots - she swallows

Yup!
cool 8-) 8-)
Quote by Misskitty_2008
In his dreams.......
He shoots … he scores.

Shouldn't that be...?
He shoots - she swallows

bolt
:scared: :scared: :scared:
Then I fell off the sofa and woke up!
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao: