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The best bit in a porn movie?
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Sex God
Quote by Clare_Lincs
The best bits are the rare bits where they actually look like theyre enjoying it :shock:
The best part of a porn flick is the dialogue in between the rumpy pumpy. Absolutely hilarious. What is it about porn that makes it the exclusive domain of writers who can't write and actors who can't act?
I just love the incompetence of it all.
Orgasminator
Quote by Clare_Lincs
The best bits are the rare bits where they actually look like theyre enjoying it :shock:
Agreed Clare... I remember one particular film that GT showed me where a couple were making love on top of a mountain. I use that phrase with care as they really did look like they were having a good time... It was sensual, erotic and caring... lovely.
Happppppppy New Year everybody!
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The best bits are the rare bits where they actually look like theyre enjoying it :shock:
The best part of a porn flick is the dialogue in between the rumpy pumpy. Absolutely hilarious. What is it about porn that makes it the exclusive domain of writers who can't write and actors who can't act?
I just love the incompetence of it all.
I totally agree Ice ..... for some reason porn films just provoke Morbius and I too pull apart the whole thing ...
Fond memories of the NW munch where a group of lay on some "couches" doing exactly the same ;)
Best part of a porn film for me is ultimately the orgasm between hubby and I ;)
The best part of a porn film is the bit at the beginning when your partner says "Wanna watch some porn?" - because you know that after some heavy duty teasing - you are going to have a great shag.:shock: Hang on - :idea: I have just realised, porn is a woman's ultimate weapon in the crusade to promote extensive and effective foreplay! :shock: Have all us blokes been victim to the ultimate dis-information scam in history? :shock:
Is porn is the sexual equivalent of the egg timer! A control mechanism designed by women to regulate the natural urge of the male to consumate the physical act in the minimum amount of time possible?
Surely the fair femal sex, so full of love and compassion, could not be so sneaky
lhk
Kat
Sex God
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Surely the fair female sex, so full of love and compassion, could not be so sneaky
lhk
Kat
You stand on the verge of enlightemnent, young padawan.
Sex God
Quote by roger743
I really don't understand women. :cry:
It's easy for men to understand women. Just remove the part of your brain that deals with logic and it all becomes clear.
Casanova
The best bit of a porn movie is when the plumber arrives to get the ubiquitous "toe stuck up the tap" free, and you just know he is thinking;
"(sharp intake of breath followed by loud tutting) its gonna cost ya luv"
"(sharp intake of breath followed by loud tutting) its gonna cost ya luv"
Quote by Ice Pie
The best bits are the rare bits where they actually look like theyre enjoying it :shock:
The best part of a porn flick is the dialogue in between the rumpy pumpy. Absolutely hilarious. What is it about porn that makes it the exclusive domain of writers who can't write and actors who can't act?
I just love the incompetence of it all.
My favourite porn films are the ones where the dialogue is recorded in a foreign language. I like making up my own translation, as I find this provides added amusement.
The best bit of a porn movie is very unusual in my experience......two actors shagging at an angle that's just about close enough to reality that you think there might be actual penetration going on. Rare but if you watch enough porn you might see it one day 
Unless all those porn actors really do have 15inch misters that can bend at odd angles? :shock:
Unless all those porn actors really do have 15inch misters that can bend at odd angles? :shock:
Sex God
The best bit?..............the end , but then I don't really watch em these days, odd I know, but they really don't interest me.
I can't help but agree - the end does it for me cos thats the bit where we try to make sure were cumming along too. And furthermore its a useful reminder that you ought to be creating your own sticky stuff v. soon.
There's no doubt that being in your own movie takes a lot of beating though.....and there's no 'acting' involved (no money either!).
There's no doubt that being in your own movie takes a lot of beating though.....and there's no 'acting' involved (no money either!).
Sex God
home made is the best ,we have one with about 20 members of la cham ,really down to earth stuff not acting
One of the funniest lines in a porn movie (it as been used a few times) is when the bloke turns up at a ladys house and says"Ive come to clean the pool" in a shit Arnie accent
She replys "I havent got a pool"
He then says "I know" and the pair of them end up fucking!!!!
Its beyond me but I must take up pool cleaning... :wink: :wink:
She replys "I havent got a pool"
He then says "I know" and the pair of them end up fucking!!!!
Its beyond me but I must take up pool cleaning...
:wink: :wink: I agree the best porno's are when they look like they are are enjoying it and there is a good plot. Most of the acting in them for the ones that have a story to them is terrible but you get the odd one thats really good. Some of them start off with god roleplay but just seem to give up half way though the sex. Stories can be really good I think cos it does not rely on peoples acting. I have not managed to find any good audio stories on the net though.
I think that a more effective type of porn would involve more erotica. I like to watch them but it would be nice to see the whole thing, kissing, touching, foreplay, oral and penetration, along with the stars actually looking like they are enjoying it. Genuine orgasms are quite rare too, that would be nice to see, truly losing control and cumming with all the enjoyment and passion of it. Roleplay would be fun too, a bit of a proper storyline and sexual tension before the main event.
Anyone got any suggestions of a good DVD with those requirements can you PM me with the details!
Anyone got any suggestions of a good DVD with those requirements can you PM me with the details!
For me I like the 'stars' to be attractive (and have all their own teeth! ) but I like to see women wearing boots and PVC. I defo do not like arse slapping or guys spitting on on the ladies privates. :idea: Aint film diectors heard of liquid KY?
And please for the love of crisps do not try and introduce a complex story line in a porno movie. (it dont work for me)
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) but I like to see women wearing boots and PVC. I defo do not like arse slapping or guys spitting on on the ladies privates. :idea: Aint film diectors heard of liquid KY?And please for the love of crisps do not try and introduce a complex story line in a porno movie. (it dont work for me)
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Sex God
for me its the titles at the begining,,piss me self at the "names"the porn stars give themselves
Master of Sex
I feel that porn films have never been the same since the 1970s ........................... speaking as a connoisseur of disjointed, plink-plonk, electronic organ background music.
