Typical, just as I got my first intro into dogging the Sun goes and gets hold of it with poor old Stan Collymore..
Guess like the cat is now out the bag...or should that be the pussy is out the window!!..The sun has go hold of Dogging so we are going to be innundated with newbie sun readers...and likely a few journalists after more "Exclusives""
Hold tight everyone.....
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The Sun and Stan
MMmmm! Very interesting!
To quote from the article:
I wonder what Internet source that might have been? 8)
Whether or not this is genuine.... and I seriously doubt this is anything but a massive press spin and our Stan is merely looking for something to repent and redeem himself over - seeing as it's no longer fashionable to confess to being a drunk... it only serves to underline all the warnings that this site issues.
Hxx
To quote from the article:
Collymore said he was curious about what happened at dogging sites after reading about the activity on the Internet.
I wonder what Internet source that might have been? 8)
Whether or not this is genuine.... and I seriously doubt this is anything but a massive press spin and our Stan is merely looking for something to repent and redeem himself over - seeing as it's no longer fashionable to confess to being a drunk... it only serves to underline all the warnings that this site issues.
Hxx
Sex God
Did Stan happen to mention what his Swinging Heaven username was? We might know him 
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Well, I've just been out and glanced upon a copy of The Sun.... (Wouldn't buy it as I only read quality newspapers...)
I can now confirm, ahem, in my official capacity as spokesperson for me, that the whole thing is a complete bunch of arse!
Any photographers / experienced Doggers care to tell us WHY the photo on the front page is a mock up? And why, seeing as it IS a muck up, would Stan pose for it unless he's playing some kind of game apart from his usual one?
Hxx (Not surprised in the least that people can sink that low...)
I can now confirm, ahem, in my official capacity as spokesperson for me, that the whole thing is a complete bunch of arse!
Any photographers / experienced Doggers care to tell us WHY the photo on the front page is a mock up? And why, seeing as it IS a muck up, would Stan pose for it unless he's playing some kind of game apart from his usual one?
Hxx (Not surprised in the least that people can sink that low...)
If you want to read the article but don't want to buy the rag then go to:
His comments made me chuckle:
Last night Collymore confessed: “What I have done is disgusting and I’m so ashamed, but I am only human — I can only beg for forgiveness. My only hope is that the people I know and love can find it in their hearts to forgive :doh:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
His habit is rooted in depression Says Sun agony Aunt Deidre Sanders :shock: :shock: :shock:
His comments made me chuckle:
Last night Collymore confessed: “What I have done is disgusting and I’m so ashamed, but I am only human — I can only beg for forgiveness. My only hope is that the people I know and love can find it in their hearts to forgive :doh:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: His habit is rooted in depression Says Sun agony Aunt Deidre Sanders :shock: :shock: :shock:
I have just read the article online. What a load of moralistic rubbish.
I am not a dooger, Im afraid if I have to get cold and be uncomfartable I am not interested, but this article makes no attept to be be independant. By the very use of its language it is judgemental and condems, exactly what one has come to expect of the Sun.
The sad thing is that so many people still buy this rag!!!
I am not a dooger, Im afraid if I have to get cold and be uncomfartable I am not interested, but this article makes no attept to be be independant. By the very use of its language it is judgemental and condems, exactly what one has come to expect of the Sun.
The sad thing is that so many people still buy this rag!!!
e-mail just received:
Hi Kitkat,
I hope you don't mind I got your e-mail address from the msn messenger
board.
My magazine is looking for female doggers and pikers aged 18 to 25 in the
Staffordshire area who have been with Stan Collymore. Or women of that age
who have dogged and piked and would talk to us about this unique craze.
My readers have an adventurous sex life and would no doubt love to find
out more about it!
It would be great if you could forward this message to fellow doggers or
pikers.
Thanks,
Kate
WTF makes her think that KitKat dogs??? And no Jags, it is not me sending myself e-mails again! :lol:
I did reply - giving up smoking has some benefits, and suggested that if she wanted a different angle, perhaps she could concentrate on the craze of youths cruising with the specific purpose of assaulting doggers.
If anyone else wishes to e-mail to add weight to this suggestion, PM me and I will be happy to pass on the e-mail address. Please, no ranting or preaching at her, if you think you can present a dogging angle that will make the magazine more money than Stan Colleymore will, then by all means suggest it.
I think Stan is about to get himself a few partners he did not know about. I have deleted the magazines contact details and name.
BTW Does anybody use the word pikers? I've not heard it before.
lhk
Kat
Hi Kitkat,
I hope you don't mind I got your e-mail address from the msn messenger
board.
My magazine is looking for female doggers and pikers aged 18 to 25 in the
Staffordshire area who have been with Stan Collymore. Or women of that age
who have dogged and piked and would talk to us about this unique craze.
My readers have an adventurous sex life and would no doubt love to find
out more about it!
It would be great if you could forward this message to fellow doggers or
pikers.
Thanks,
Kate
WTF makes her think that KitKat dogs??? And no Jags, it is not me sending myself e-mails again!
:lol: I did reply - giving up smoking has some benefits, and suggested that if she wanted a different angle, perhaps she could concentrate on the craze of youths cruising with the specific purpose of assaulting doggers.
If anyone else wishes to e-mail to add weight to this suggestion, PM me and I will be happy to pass on the e-mail address. Please, no ranting or preaching at her, if you think you can present a dogging angle that will make the magazine more money than Stan Colleymore will, then by all means suggest it.
I think Stan is about to get himself a few partners he did not know about. I have deleted the magazines contact details and name.
BTW Does anybody use the word pikers? I've not heard it before.
lhk
Kat
Sex God
What the hell is a piker? Is this an interesting and worthwhile sexual kink that I've yet to get involved in???? If so, I would like to thank The Sun for introducing me to it
So, all you pikers out there, can you give a hand to a newbie :twisted:
Sappho, Collymore is a footy player
So, all you pikers out there, can you give a hand to a newbie :twisted:
Sappho, Collymore is a footy player
Sex God
It's OK, I read the article and now know that piking means watching.... good grief, I actually learned something from The Sun :shock: Hold on, I thought that dogging meant watching? :shock:
Stan, if you're reading - hey dude, nice pics, if you PM me I'll give you the details of my next outdoor meet up, maybe you'd let me take some pics for my web site :grin:
Stan, if you're reading - hey dude, nice pics, if you PM me I'll give you the details of my next outdoor meet up, maybe you'd let me take some pics for my web site :grin:
Quote by bluexxx
Sappho, Collymore is a footy player
Thanks Blue! A footballer? Is that all? Good well, I suppose one ought to be grateful he hasn't beaten up someone in the street; knocked down a pedestrian and left the scene, or been accused of gang .
Something I am curious about though... is the term 'footballer' more of a courtesy title? Rather like 'b-list celebrity', ie, we don't know what you do for a living but you get seen doing it?
Back to my ivory tower to recline on silk cushions whilst I wait for my Knight Protector...
Sappho xxx - less confused, but more bemused
Orgasminator
Quote by KitKat
My magazine is looking for female doggers and pikers aged 18 to 25 in the Staffordshire area
Why only 18 to 25?
Why just the staff's area?
What are Pikers, we all know what Bikers are and Pikes are a form of gyipsy,.
TS
Mind you if they were to interview me, I am quite sure I could lead them up a few blind allies.
Football is not the only thing he is associated with:
Drink
Drugs
Violence against women
Perhaps he was with the boy racers at the time, but just chose dogging as the lesser offence compared to assault?
So, what it boils down to then, this person is given more grief for dogging and sex with consenting adults than for the above crimes and misdemeanours? A curious set of double standards.
I read the article too with some distaste, but what struck me was that the two reporters involved must have done something to have attracted Collymore's attention and retained it (apart from flicking on the interior light).
But of course, let us not jump to conclusions here. I'm sure they were sat there with a thermos, a round of ham sandwiches and a copy of the Sun to while away the time, passing a blameless evening in conversation with a b-list celebrity. Perhaps they were dressed as twitchers - looking for owls, perhaps? I doubt they'd lower themselves to enacting the parts of the doggers they were posing as...
Sappho xxx
Sex God
All the Sun "couple" would have had to do is turn up at a cark park - simple as... if there are guys there, that's all they would have to do to get a story.
So, Stan... are you up for a meet? I'm genuine, honest.... :lol: :lol:
So, Stan... are you up for a meet? I'm genuine, honest....
:lol: :lol: Quote by steveg_nw
A footballer? Is that all? Good well, I suppose one ought to be grateful he hasn't beaten up someone in the street
Wasn't it his girlfriend he beat up instead? They were on holiday in France or something. I think it was Ulrika Johnson but can't be sure.
Steve
Steve;
It was Ulrika that he beat up. And to make himself even more of a fool - he did it in a packed bar (i believe in France - and the bar was full of splendid Scotsman). Stan was given a lesson
Paul
I am less angry about the article that I am about the complete and utter load of drivel that has dripped out of Dierdrie Saunders!
Can anyone tell me her qualifications in either general counselling or sexual health counselling?
:? :? I would really love to know......
This paper is so full of shite that it must be only its readers that use it to wipe their arse - The rest of us would be likely to get more on us than it wiped off if we used it.
:x :x :x :x :x
The truth of the matter is problably that the two Sun staff were dogging themselves and cheating on their own relationships and chanced upon Stan and thought it was worth a few quid!
Sell their own souls they would! :x :x :x :x
Fred
Can anyone tell me her qualifications in either general counselling or sexual health counselling?
:? :? I would really love to know......This paper is so full of shite that it must be only its readers that use it to wipe their arse - The rest of us would be likely to get more on us than it wiped off if we used it.
:x :x :x :x :x The truth of the matter is problably that the two Sun staff were dogging themselves and cheating on their own relationships and chanced upon Stan and thought it was worth a few quid!
Sell their own souls they would! :x :x :x :x
Fred
Quote by FredFlintstone
I am less angry about the article that I am about the complete and utter load of drivel that has dripped out of Dierdrie Saunders!
Can anyone tell me her qualifications in either general counselling or sexual health counselling?
This paper is so full of shite that it must be only its readers that use it to wipe their arse - The rest of us would be likely to get more on us than it wiped off if we used it.
The truth of the matter is problably that the two Sun staff were dogging themselves and cheating on their own relationships and chanced upon Stan and thought it was worth a few quid!
Sell their own souls they would! :x :x :x :x
Fred
Agree with you about the 'Agony Aunt'. If you ever read any of these people they are all wankers.
I will confess here to buying the Sun - although I do so because it has superb sport coverage. Okay - i feel the shame but at least I am honest.
I think that Stan was 'bubbled' to the Sun by some doggers - and then Stan was completely set up. The members of Her Majesty's Gutter Press are superb at doing this and have many many years of practice.
Paul
Sex God
Quote by SapphoSo that takes care of about 2.6 seconds. Then what the hell do you do?
and a copy of the Sun to while away the time
Given that an IQ in double figures (never mind treble) is a handicap to both footballers and Sun readers alike (let alone the so-called journalists) I suppose they deserve each other. The REALLY depressing thing is that it sells more than any other atrocious pile of crap
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:Oh well, serves me right for coming back in here during the afternoon. The irony is that this so-called 'den of iniquity' is crammed full of intelligent, thoughtful and caring people. While the 'red-tops' for all that they don the habilliments of moral rectitude (and discard them just as easily) are often staffed by sleazy little low-lifes who mire themselves in the gutter and hurl unmerited abuse at anyone who passes. Sweeping generalisation? Probably, but they keep doing stupid things to deserve it.
Note to the mods - don't worry about comeback. Some of my words have more than four letters so the hacks won't have a clue!
....and me so mild mannered too! You should hear me when I am REALLY angry!
Quote by FredFlintstone
I am less angry about the article that I am about the complete and utter load of drivel that has dripped out of Dierdrie Saunders!
Can anyone tell me her qualifications in either general counselling or sexual health counselling?
This paper is so full of shite that it must be only its readers that use it to wipe their arse - The rest of us would be likely to get more on us than it wiped off if we used it.
The truth of the matter is problably that the two Sun staff were dogging themselves and cheating on their own relationships and chanced upon Stan and thought it was worth a few quid!
Sell their own souls they would! :x :x :x :x
Fred
I agree with that mate. Ive never read the scum in my life and IMO its one the lowest forms of british culture being dumbed down to appease the masses. I hate this paper and everything it represents with a passion!
Quote by Alan
It has one good effect the report in the Sun, I have been trying to get the wife go dogging in the same area as Mr Collymore for nearly 12months. She now says that if she knew he might have been up there and with a chance of a shag she would have jumped at the chance ages ago.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: You will not be able to move in that car park tonight..............
Oh dear - that is so funny!
Fred
