Welcome to the SH Confessional

22 Aug 2007

Come one, come all.....confess your deepest darkest secrets in here.....
minor youthful misdemeanours you want to own up to and apologise for,
hopes, dreams and wishes you would like granted, people you want to say you 'fancy the pants off' but are too shy, anything at all
or just that you are down/mad/sad/bad and in need of a hug.
remember anything you say in here will, of course be COMPLETELY confidential wink

DISCLAIMER Please remember this is for fun, so no nastiness or confessions of armed robbery or bodies under the patio!! :lol:

22 Aug 2007

i will start by confessing to having a crush on a guy I had talked to on msn for ages.....and plucking up the courage to tell him, cos i thought he felt the same....only to nearly give him a coronary cos he was only flirting lmao redface

and also I confess that i wish i could meet BBW_lover, but mr bone is so tight he wont drive me down to Oxford!!

22 Aug 2007

Forgive me Bonedigger for I have sinned.
I must confess to a lie that I have perpetuated on this site. I am in fact a single woman. I only wrote I was a single male on my profile because I believed that I would get a greater response to my needs as a male rather than a female.
I am in fact a slim 25 year old blonde nymphomaniac in search of men who fancy a quick shag now! Clearly it is not possible to find me who would treat me like that on a site like this.
I await your forgiveness and understanding.

22 Aug 2007

I have nothing to confess..........cos, I,m sweet and innocent :angel: :smug:
I do have one small little detail to confess though but please don't tell anyone...as its a secret. I don't have a nail gun redface

ops: :oops: (all those who go in chat will know what i mean)

22 Aug 2007

I need to think very carefully before i post to much in this thread redface

Shaz x

22 Aug 2007

i confess i fancy the pants off BBW_Lover :twisted: and he is the star of many of my fantasies redface

and Keeno.....I still love you whatever you are :rose:

22 Aug 2007

forgive me for i have sinned (over and over again)
i confess to being a horny dirty little slut and i do not want redeption biggrin

22 Aug 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
i will start by confessing to having a crush on a guy I had talked to on msn for ages.....and plucking up the courage to tell him, cos i thought he felt the same....only to nearly give him a coronary cos he was only flirting lmao
and also I confess that i wish i could meet BBW_lover, but mr bone is so tight he wont drive me down to Oxford!!

I confess to feeling the same about Mrs Bonedigger, and I promise I won't have a coronary. If Mr Bonedigger won't drive you down here we'll have to work something out between us.
:inlove:

22 Aug 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
i confess i fancy the pants off BBW_Lover :twisted: and he is the star of many of my fantasies

I fancy the pants off you too hunnie.
hump

:hump: :hump:

22 Aug 2007

Quote by bbw_lover
i confess i fancy the pants off BBW_Lover :twisted: and he is the star of many of my fantasies

I fancy the pants off you too hunnie.
hump

:hump: :hump:
the flirting thread is over there lol

:lol: >>>>>>>>>>>

22 Aug 2007

Quote by ukbeannie
i confess i fancy the pants off BBW_Lover :twisted: and he is the star of many of my fantasies

I fancy the pants off you too hunnie.
hump

:hump: :hump:
the flirting thread is over there lol

:lol: >>>>>>>>>>>
SH Towers Hotel <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<that way!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

22 Aug 2007

Quote by ukbeannie
It was me who stole the school flag (a very large Union flag)!
Payback for a string of unwarranted detentions.
I do not repent.
Sold it to a mate for , we stitched C.C.F.C. across it in white lettering and took it to home and away matches up and down the country!

did you ever get found out beanie...and do you still have the flag??

22 Aug 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
It was me who stole the school flag (a very large Union flag)!
Payback for a string of unwarranted detentions.
I do not repent.
Sold it to a mate for , we stitched C.C.F.C. across it in white lettering and took it to home and away matches up and down the country!

did you ever get found out beanie...and do you still have the flag??
Rumour was that it was me - I was far from discrete (a badge of honour at the time).
But I'd sold it to a mate (who was at a differnet school)- so everything became completely deniable! lol
strangely, I was invited NOT to apply to join the 6th form lol

the flag is way gone now (it is 30 years ago, afterall).

22 Aug 2007

I sinned when in primary school. The boys dared me to show my bare bum to them at playtime so I did redface

I was destined to end up here from an early age lol

22 Aug 2007

Quote by helnheaven
I sinned when in primary school. The boys dared me to show my bare bum to them at playtime so I did I was destined to end up here from an early age

well it certainly sounds like that, especially as up until now, i have mis-reafd your user ID as HEINIheaven surprised

ops:

22 Aug 2007

i confess to on more than one occasion hiding a packet of jaffa cakes until the kids have gone to bed, just so i didnt have to share them :twisted:
:twisted: **covets jaffa cakes highly** :twisted:

22 Aug 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
i confess to on more than one occasion hiding a packet of jaffa cakes until the kids have gone to bed, just so i didnt have to share them :twisted:
:twisted: **covets jaffa cakes highly** :twisted:

Oooooo I hide my choccie under my pillow!! No way will ANYONE find it :grin: :grin:

22 Aug 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
i confess to on more than one occasion hiding a packet of jaffa cakes until the kids have gone to bed, just so i didnt have to share them :twisted:
:twisted: **covets jaffa cakes highly** :twisted:

:rotflmao:
louise xx

22 Aug 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
I sinned when in primary school. The boys dared me to show my bare bum to them at playtime so I did I was destined to end up here from an early age

well it certainly sounds like that, especially as up until now, i have mis-reafd your user ID as HEINIheaven surprised

ops:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Im ALL woman wink

Least I was last time I had a feel :giggle:
An afterthought, should I be confessing for that?? :lol:

25 Aug 2007

I have to confess to an awful crime.....a love, nay, a passion for novelty and cheesy records, and have quite a few hum dingers in my collection redface

including 'hits' by Samantha Fox :eek: Michael Barrymore :shock: Kenny Everett and a puppet called Googi The Liverpool Duck

25 Aug 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
Come one, come all.....confess your deepest darkest secrets in here.....
minor youthful misdemeanours you want to own up to and apologise for,
hopes, dreams and wishes you would like granted,
remember anything you say in here will, of course be COMPLETELY confidential

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
yeah right, you are soooo avin a laugh ..... confused

:gagged:

25 Aug 2007

moi!!

26 Aug 2007

i have a confession.............im deathy ashamed
and feel i shall never hold my head up high again
but ive only ever been to one concert.........
Cliff richard.
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok stop it....... lauging wont help
its not my fault... i had a sad life.... i didnt even like him.. i only went for the shadows.
hehehehhe gospel
furby x redface

ops:

26 Aug 2007

A thousand hail mary's for you ferby!! :boxing: lol

26 Aug 2007

my confession....i masterbate way too much (I blame Curvy and Jaymar to be honest) lol

so need a friend on here to save me from my sins!! redface

26 Aug 2007

Quote by FurbyHug
i have a confession.............im deathy ashamed
and feel i shall never hold my head up high again
but ive only ever been to one concert.........
Cliff richard.
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok stop it....... lauging wont help
its not my fault... i had a sad life.... i didnt even like him.. i only went for the shadows.
hehehehhe gospel
furby x ops:

We'll forgive you Furby...just!!

:rotflmao:
Long as ya dont tell anyone I went to see Des Oconnor :oops:

26 Aug 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
I have to confess to an awful crime.....a love, nay, a passion for novelty and cheesy records, and have quite a few hum dingers in my collection
including 'hits' by Samantha Fox :eek: Michael Barrymore :shock: Kenny Everett and a puppet called Googi The Liverpool Duck

ops: Musical Youth - pass the Dutchie (SP), Orville - I wish I could fly, Renee & Renato - Save Your Love, and the star of the collection - Keith Chegwins Cheesey Hits (double cd) :oops:
Went through a phase in the early 80's of buying every single that reached No 1 and for those who dont remember singles they are the black plastic things that got scratched easy and you put them in a thing called a record player lol

26 Aug 2007

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Musical Youth - pass the Dutchie (SP), Orville - I wish I could fly, Renee & Renato - Save Your Love, and the star of the collection - Keith Chegwins Cheesey Hits (double cd) ops:
Went through a phase in the early 80's of buying every single that reached No 1 and for those who dont remember singles they are the black plastic things that got scratched easy and you put them in a thing called a record player

mrs NWC, I LOVE that double Keith Chegwin CD.....some classics on that one....sadly the kids pinched mine and ruined it.....no appreciation of fine music, the youth of today :lol:

26 Aug 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
mrs NWC, I LOVE that double Keith Chegwin CD.....some classics on that one....sadly the kids pinched mine and ruined it.....no appreciation of fine music, the youth of today

ah revenge for the jaffa cakes that you thought you'd hidden so well
:taz:
- they knew all along
:twisted:
- they still know
duel

- they're behind you .................
never trust ya kids - they're out to prove you were an idiot to have them !!

26 Aug 2007

Quote by Laff_n_Chilli

mrs NWC, I LOVE that double Keith Chegwin CD.....some classics on that one....sadly the kids pinched mine and ruined it.....no appreciation of fine music, the youth of today

ah revenge for the jaffa cakes that you thought you'd hidden so well
:taz:
- they knew all along
:twisted:
- they still know
duel

- they're behind you .................
never trust ya kids - they're out to prove you were an idiot to have them !!
oooooooohhhhhhhh cruel LnC, but you just might have a point there :lol: lol