"Its not what you have, but what you do with it - and you know what you can do with THAT!"
"I'll make sure you'll never see the kids again."
(well, they live with me now...so that didn't work either)
That sounds just like my ex Jomu and after 18 months of noy seeing then,im finally getting to see them on Saturday.
That looks a lot like my dads :shock:
I would'nt even want to ask.
Wow Harry.......you must have really taken that to heart if you can still remember it after all these years! :twisted:
Steve
"I'm horny, pass me my vibrator"
I'm horny, pass me YOUR vibrator :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I've never liked diamonds, Bassdude, so a rabbit is a girl's best friend. However, I'm always willing to be proved wrong...?
Sappho xxx
"Will you be finished soon?"
"Is that crack in the ceiling a new one?"
:yawn:
I was very tired!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Married? won't swing with you then!
Jess :twisted:
oh how cute, its so compact!
"That reminds me - I must throw that sausage in the dustbin"
My last boyfriend was a famous porn star
"I still haven't come on my period yet darlin..." :shock: :shock:
Oh it looks like a penis, only smaller!
An ex partner was shagging a guy and after a while all you could hear was something like a saw ZZZZZ ZZZZZ ZZZZZ, then the guy woke up and said "OH!! Did I fall asleep?, I was nackerd"
I have remained friends with the guy who fell asleep, as we have much to talk about.
TS
Walnut Whip anyone????
Dawn :silly:
honestly 
:?
