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What's the worst thing a woman can say to a man.
Mine isn't from the female but from somebody else whilst with her - I'd love to say this was made up but it's all too painfully real.
Having spent a long summers afternoon naked and, ahem, joined on the grass of the garden outside a Shrewsbury farmhouse we decided to go out to the local country pub for a game of pool or three.
On entering the pub, the afternoons activities still filling me with somewhat of a glow and a feeling of finding "the one for me", the first words from somebody at the bar were horrific......
"Blimey , another new bloke ?! Bloody hell, you must have fitted a revolving door to your bedroom !"
The ground didn't open up and swallow me, unfortunately........
Carpathian
Having spent a long summers afternoon naked and, ahem, joined on the grass of the garden outside a Shrewsbury farmhouse we decided to go out to the local country pub for a game of pool or three.
On entering the pub, the afternoons activities still filling me with somewhat of a glow and a feeling of finding "the one for me", the first words from somebody at the bar were horrific......
"Blimey , another new bloke ?! Bloody hell, you must have fitted a revolving door to your bedroom !"
The ground didn't open up and swallow me, unfortunately........
Carpathian
Quote by artificer
Blimey Carpathian-I'm worried: which pub?
proves what has been intimated in previous threads: there must be something in the water here.
I'll not name it Artificer, but it's in the area about six miles outside Shrewsbury, past Walford agricultural college and out a little into the wilds.....{if that makes any sense AND you know that area}
Carpathian
