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essex34m
Sex God
Quote by flower411
Get Carter.

Oh god !!! They didn`t did they ???? :shock: :shock:
Never seen that !!
Witchy
Sex God
My other significant other watches some tripe TV rolleyes. When he was here last, I semi-endured the remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. It was dire. However, it's crappyness provided us with enough of a distraction to ensure we didn't overstep our mutually agreed "watershed" boundary. redface
Much.
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The Wicker Man. Nuff said :dry:
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
The Wicker Man. Nuff said :dry:

:thumbup:
Well that's it... might as well lock this one now then!
_Darth_
Sex God
The Lake House ... Keanu Reeves, Sandra Bullock remake of a Korean film called Il Mare ... they changed it so much it made no sense whatsoever ... but most people prob won't have seen the original so ...
Day The Earth Stood Still... embarrassingly enough, another Keanu film though I myself quite like him as an actor ...
(Most disappointing sequel ... Transformers 2 ... what a pile of ...)
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
As much as i like some of his other work, Tim Burton did a shite job of Planet of the Apes
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I agree that Italian Job was AWFUL! there are some terrible remakes out there though.
The Last House on The Left is a recent remake, haven't seen it yet but have heard it is very poor sad
awol
Orgasminator
A lot of French films were murdered by Hollywood remakes...
For example La Femme Nikita by Luc Besson with the gorgeous Anne Parrilaud was turned into The Assassin with Bridget Fonda - truly awful
Another of my favourites La Cage aux Folles was turned into The Bird Cage - total crap.
HappyHerts69
Sexpert
Quote by awol
A lot of French films were murdered by Hollywood remakes...

As are a lot of Tartan Asia films...
Infernal affairs and the Ring to name but two...
stevesms
Master of Sex
The War of the Worlds
Shite remake evil
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I had heard about the Italian Job and avoided it. Remaking Get Carter is unforgiveable.
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The Italian job was fine.
How about the 2nd King Kong. Jeff Bridges and Jessica Lange. Yes it is a man in in a monkey suit.
Witchy
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Quote by keeno
The Italian job was fine.
How about the 2nd King Kong. Jeff Bridges and Jessica Lange. Yes it is a man in in a monkey suit.

How very dare you Keeno! smackbottom
They didn't even use real Minis! mad
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Quote by Witchy
The Italian job was fine.
How about the 2nd King Kong. Jeff Bridges and Jessica Lange. Yes it is a man in in a monkey suit.

How very dare you Keeno! smackbottom
They didn't even use real Minis! mad
Okay it was poor
but King Kong didn't even have real special effects. It was a man in a suit.
bbw_loverNkitty
Sex God
How about Solaris? The original bored me to tears … and the remake made me want to slash my wrists.
cool
*lover*
Trahern
Sexlightened
Mac & Me.
E.T. ripoff.
Forced to sit through the whole thing. The effort hurt my brain.
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How about Solaris? The original bored me to tears … and the remake made me want to slash my wrists.
cool
*lover*
I rather enjoyed Solaris, even downloaded the music.
odd
lp
_Darth_
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Quote by __random_orbit__
How about Solaris? The original bored me to tears … and the remake made me want to slash my wrists.
cool
*lover*
I rather enjoyed Solaris, even downloaded the music.
odd
lp
You weirdo! wink
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The worst ever remake by far has got to be the Vinnie Jones version of Mean Machine.
That said though, this should be considered revenge for the list of countless crap American remakes of Brit classics, er, just like Get Carter.
Mark_July
Orgasminator
The tempest. . Punk version of Shakespeare's play, we were blushing down the Kings road for weeks .
Davinaukcd
Sexlightened
I have to agree with Sassy, Wickerman with Nicolas Cage is utter crap.
Since I first saw the original back in the 70s I have had an ambition to see the Summer Isles...I'll get there one day.