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Would you work for MI5/6?

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In that case you have already gone, bye lol :lol: :lol:
Yeah I would. Always fancied playing the hero.
Prefer the Mission Impossible type though instead of the 007 type.
Surveillance of course......and I'd bring half the dogging section with me, so it'd be a short career! lol
I actually had a good mate who got a job offer from GCHQ - he ummed and aahed about it for a week or so before deciding that it really wasn't the kind of place that he'd be comfortable working.
I'd tend to agree with him, it's definitely not my cup of tea.
Honey trap, definitely, yep! redface surprisedops: :oops:
wink :wink: :twisted:
maybe someone here does work for them
how would we know
Quote by Deviated Prevert
I actually had a good mate who got a job offer from GCHQ - he ummed and aahed about it for a week or so before deciding that it really wasn't the kind of place that he'd be comfortable working.
I'd tend to agree with him, it's definitely not my cup of tea.

I dont blame him, cleaning jobs are tenapenny
wink
Quote by EagerSlut
Honey trap, definitely, yep! redface surprisedops: :oops:
wink :wink: :twisted:

thats not fair.......you got there first, just had to delete my post lol :lol:
ok i'll be the evil torturer, that uses any means possible to extract the information from you :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: smackbottom whip
Quote by Robert1961
maybe someone here does work for them
how would we know

good point! wink
Actually I was looking at a job on the website for MI5 the other week biggrin Nothing fancy like but even that meant the recruitment process would take about 9 months :shock: Would hate to think how long an important job would take.
Only thing that put me off was relocating (I hate moving house)
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Quote by Darkfire
maybe someone here does work for them
how would we know

good point! wink

You just never know eh??????
Quote by Calista
Actually I was looking at a job on the website for MI5 the other week biggrin Nothing fancy like but even that meant the recruitment process would take about 9 months :shock: Would hate to think how long an important job would take.
Only thing that put me off was relocating (I hate moving house)
Cx

You've blown your cover now hunni! :shock: :shock: :shock: smackbottom :smackbottom:
Sorry to steal your thunder kaz :therethere: passionkiss rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
The sarge is here, quick run and hide, he'll be recruiting us for special ops at SH Towers
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Quote by EagerSlut
Actually I was looking at a job on the website for MI5 the other week biggrin Nothing fancy like but even that meant the recruitment process would take about 9 months :shock: Would hate to think how long an important job would take.
Only thing that put me off was relocating (I hate moving house)
Cx

You've blown your cover now hunni! :shock: :shock: :shock: smackbottom :smackbottom:
LOL nah I got a job at the local college instead ;)
And it's not the cover I like blowing ;) :twisted:
Cx
Quote by Happy Cats
I actually had a good mate who got a job offer from GCHQ - he ummed and aahed about it for a week or so before deciding that it really wasn't the kind of place that he'd be comfortable working.
I'd tend to agree with him, it's definitely not my cup of tea.

I dont blame him, cleaning jobs are tenapenny
wink
Actually it was their graduate program, he's something of a genius when it comes to programming computers and artifical intelligence. He decided he'd be much happier working for a laid-back dot com startup (the kind of place where they took fridays off because the boss couldn't be bothered to go to work five days a week and it was considered acceptable behaviour to crawl under your desk with a pillow and sleep off the previous night's excesses).
Quote by Deviated Prevert
it was considered acceptable behaviour to crawl under your desk with a pillow and sleep off the previous night's excesses).

Now that sounds good but I'd prefer to crawl under the desk and .........................
and.....................................................
erm..........................................................
:censored:
G O T C H A ! ! :haha: :haha: flipa
:rascal: :rascal:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by EagerSlut

it was considered acceptable behaviour to crawl under your desk with a pillow and sleep off the previous night's excesses).

Now that sounds good but I'd prefer to crawl under the desk and .........................
and.....................................................
erm..........................................................
:censored:
G O T C H A ! ! :haha: :haha: flipa
:rascal: :rascal:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

I never managed to get invited to the works parties, but it wouldn't have surprised me if there was a fair amount of that sort of thing going on. lol
only if pussy galore still works there rolleyes
Anything that involves technology
I strongly suspect for the most part its just like any other office environment... but quite possibly even more tedious. Unless you get to spend all day sitting around watching people. I find the idea of all the detective work quite exciting, but I think the majority of jobs would be one step removed from that. After all they gather intelegence not analyse it. I think analysing it would be cool... but then I find some very strange things to be cool.
Besides we would all fail the security checks because we have a secret life we could be blackmailed with... no matter how out and proud we might feel.
If you want fun... join the army.... shoot stuff with guns... and thats it. rolleyes
Quote by EnglishChris99
I I think analysing it would be cool... but then I find some very strange things to be cool.

Welcome to my world luv wave lol biggrin
Quote by Darkfire
I I think analysing it would be cool... but then I find some very strange things to be cool.

Welcome to my world luv wave lol biggrin
Aww thankyou redface surprisedops:
if you want to freak your partner out........ after me and mrs ninja had been together for a couple of years and bought a house etc....... i turned to her one night (and was unbeliveably serious), and said "i`ve got something really important to tell you". and i went on for ages how important it is that it stays between the two of us etc....she looked horrified untill i said i was in MI 5, then she just laughed her tits off and called me a wanker...........i didnt think it was so unbelievable redface
Well i've actually thought about doing work for the ministry of defense.. in i suppose their biological warfare division... as with my skills... actually... bad as it would be to say..i'd be chuffing good at it... although my skills could be put to good use for vaccine development against bacterial and nerve agents.... hey.. who knows.. i might get a job offer via this
Quote by HornyBunny
Well i've actually thought about doing work for the ministry of defense.. in i suppose their biological warfare division... as with my skills... actually... bad as it would be to say..i'd be chuffing good at it...

Take it you suffer from wind, and your farts stink then.. lol :lol:
I once did a recruitment test for GCHQ.. they had hidden codes and clues inside their website (either cryptically on the pages themselves, or in the html source code..)
I solved the puzzle but they didn't offer me the job.. Just said 'thank you for applying, try again sometime..'
We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you...
and we can think of better things to do to you
I wouldnt mind doing a bit of intelligence gathering how knows you might get to dig up some dirt on some one important that will pay you anything to ahem loose the evidence
Dark fire I love the kung foo baby were did you get it?
I don't know if anyone has seen the Jackie Chan film Tuxedo?
But if I am working for MI5 I want that suit. biggrin
Quote by rogerthedragon
I don't know if anyone has seen the Jackie Chan film Tuxedo?
But if I am working for MI5 I want that suit. biggrin

I'd rather have the girl in that film :D
Incidentally has anyone seen the article by David Shayler( the whistleblower who worked for MI5) about what it's like to be a ?
Have a burchers ==>