OK, what's going on??? There's a conspiracy isn't there?? You have all been PMing each over planning this haven’t you???? Don’t think I haven’t noticed. And I thought you were my friends. I thought , “ Those nice people at SH Towers; What a nice bunch they
If I was at the bar in my local and I overheard someone saying “That Fred Flintstone’s a tw*tâ€, I would have my jacket off, sleeves rolled up and be just about to jump on the offending loud-mouth before I would realise they were talking about the pretend, cartoon character and not the real one that we know and love.
Well that was before this happened. Now……… I’d buy them a pint!!!
If I was walking down the street and I saw two old dears eating a chocolate biscuit and one of them said “These KitKats aren’t what they used to be†I would kick their walking sticks away and rip their pension books up. But not now. Oh no!!!! Now I would sit them down on a bench and say “Tell me some stories from the War†and then join in with a chorus of “Roll out the Barrel†with them.
After what you lot have done to me today comments like “I’m feeling Blue†or “Mercs are better than Jags†will just be ignored. Why should I bother?????
If I see Orange Peel on the floor I will just kick it!!!!
In fact, Mark!!!!I want a divorce from Swinging Heaven. I will take half of my posts with me and arrange Access Visits to the site every other weekend, with two weeks when we break up for Summer Holidays.
My Gast has never been so Flabbered and my dummy is now in outer space!!!!!
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YOU B*STARDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OMG!!!! What the hell is goin on?? Am I in a parallel universe?
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Confused of Manchester(ish)
: Confused of Manchester(ish)
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:kiss: :kiss: Calm down Sarge !!! Im here now. 
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Am I in a parallel universe?
I think that's the short definition of Swinging Heaven.
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Am I in a parallel universe?
I think that's the short definition of Swinging Heaven.
Actually, now you come to mention it.....
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: So come on Sarge, what's going on? Nobody asked for a chest rub today? ;)
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<<<wonders what she can do to help, but being english decides the best thing is to make sarge a "nice cup of tea"!
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Angel wonders if Sarge has been trapped in the GFZ with Dolly since Fred locked up and put the alarm on?
Just a theory.....
Just a theory.....
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you have been awarded a postumous medal for actions in the field :shock: :shock: sorry shouldn't mention that!
OMG!!! Postumous?? The sarge is dead??
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If you think they will help Sarge, my bosoms are all yours.
and you can have mine as well if you like sarge, but I need to lie down if thats ok (numb bum from waiting to find out what the problem is)
It's not too bad on this ledge!! A bit windy though. Mmmmm there's quite a crowd gathering down there. The things you have to do to get attention in this place. Well they can't ignore me now. I'm holding on to the GFZ satellite dish and if they start ignoring me I will shake it around a bit and make the picture go all snowy!!
Is that Fred down there? Why is he holding that big fluffy pillow?? Must get these Army Issue specs checked.
OMG!!! Is that Wilma and Angel Chat running around topless?? :shock: :shock: :shock:
“Girls, put your tops on, you’ll catch your deaths down there!!â€
Is that Fred down there? Why is he holding that big fluffy pillow?? Must get these Army Issue specs checked.
OMG!!! Is that Wilma and Angel Chat running around topless?? :shock: :shock: :shock:
“Girls, put your tops on, you’ll catch your deaths down there!!â€
Help me into my Harness here girls - not gonna leave my buddy up there - we shared a sheep you know - only real mates do that! 
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SARGE! I'm coming to talk to you!
Go and unplug the satellite aerial one of you - If Will has been anywhere near the electrics when he was plumbing it is probably 3 phase 440V up on the roof. :shock:
Call the fire brigade and tell 'em silent approach with no lights please - they will know what you mean!
Jags - check the ads and see if his mum or dad have posted an add - look for someone with the same glasses on! :shock:
Someone tuck a bottle of Whiskey into my back belt - not for him - for me. Not gonna freeze to death up there!
Right - I'm Off! Wish me luck
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COMING SARGE! Ready on not!
ops: SARGE! I'm coming to talk to you!
Go and unplug the satellite aerial one of you - If Will has been anywhere near the electrics when he was plumbing it is probably 3 phase 440V up on the roof. :shock:
Call the fire brigade and tell 'em silent approach with no lights please - they will know what you mean!
Jags - check the ads and see if his mum or dad have posted an add - look for someone with the same glasses on! :shock:
Someone tuck a bottle of Whiskey into my back belt - not for him - for me. Not gonna freeze to death up there!
Right - I'm Off! Wish me luck
:wink: :wink: COMING SARGE! Ready on not!
Oy, Sarge, I'm very concerned about you up there...you know...your state of mind/safety and all that crap, but was wondering, being as we're muckers and all, any pigeons up there? You see, Jonty Bilshaw entered his best hen in the big race from Dublin on Saturday: no sign yet-and she's worth a few bob. Have a quick shufty will you? Oh, and yeah, love you mate....don't do it and all....we'd miss you....
OK Fred, let's get back to the Table Tennis...fancy a beer?
OK Fred, let's get back to the Table Tennis...fancy a beer?
Oh my giddy aunt!! I think Fred's been drinking. :shock:
He's put his climbing gear on and he's climbing up the BFZ !! Fred, what you doing mate? Your going up the wrong building.
Ahaa!! It's a ploy. He thinks I will worry about him getting stuck on THAT building, climb down from here to rush over there to help him and then they'll have me!!
"Okay Fred, that's right, you keep going!!!" :? :?
He's put his climbing gear on and he's climbing up the BFZ !! Fred, what you doing mate? Your going up the wrong building.
Ahaa!! It's a ploy. He thinks I will worry about him getting stuck on THAT building, climb down from here to rush over there to help him and then they'll have me!!
"Okay Fred, that's right, you keep going!!!"
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