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AMETHYST
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if you find a decent answer tell me - i have the same problem :giggle:
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To answer your original question - perhaps non of us have got the foggest dunno
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personality speaks volumes in this scene and when it comes to clubs you need bags as a man to get noticed even if you are part of a couple. Perhaps you need to do some meets without the pressure of a club then he can become more comfortable with the whole thing.
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Quote by Phire
If you're using a condom to have a wank, does that mean you've got something on your dick that you don't want your hand to catch?

Like a small mouse perhaps? :giggle:
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I can't believe i still managed to get it wrong :giggle: i tried really hard
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Quote by 34fun
yep forever pleasing others - although i am a firm believer in you reap what you sow..

We would all like to think that karma will come back! at least on the good parts :giggle:
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Quote by Deviated Prevert
I've got up and sorted myself out for work on a Saturday morning before now, but always realised before I'd got out of the door.

And i thought it was just me that made that mistake :giggle:
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Quote by Phoenix
One place I used to visit had a sign in the lift "No drinks cups in the lift please".
It was one of those "express" lifts. They start of slowly, then build up speed and stop abruptly at the higher floors (past 10). The problem would be that if you were carrying a cup of coffee, you would stop with the lift, the cup would stop, but the coffee wouldn't :shock:

I was thinking, if your were shagging standing up, the "stop" would be an extra "thrust"..
ooooooooooo the thought :giggle:
So, you ready to travel to Chicago wink
bring it on!
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Quote by Phoenix
One place I used to visit had a sign in the lift "No drinks cups in the lift please".
It was one of those "express" lifts. They start of slowly, then build up speed and stop abruptly at the higher floors (past 10). The problem would be that if you were carrying a cup of coffee, you would stop with the lift, the cup would stop, but the coffee wouldn't :shock:

I was thinking, if your were shagging standing up, the "stop" would be an extra "thrust"..
ooooooooooo the thought :giggle:
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Quote by Missy
was it i before e or what? :giggle:

Nope, 'e' cums before I, e always does evil
Oh and welcome to the forums btw wave
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
gracias xxx
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
Spelling lol

me neither! or is that niether - was it i before e or what? :giggle:
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Rocked - finally signing up to the forum.
Sucked - forgetting to take caps lock off when i wrote my username - now you all think i'm shouting! :doh:
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Quote by Phoenix
One place I used to visit had a sign in the lift "No drinks cups in the lift please".
It was one of those "express" lifts. They start of slowly, then build up speed and stop abruptly at the higher floors (past 10). The problem would be that if you were carrying a cup of coffee, you would stop with the lift, the cup would stop, but the coffee wouldn't :shock:

and it could spill all over the nearest person - who then might have to remove the damaged items of clothing!
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and what if you get stuck between floors? or if you're in one of those super fast lifts that count in tens?
confused
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