As some of you know back in September at W.R.A.T.S. I had a fab time at the campout and left the next day with a hangover and a kitten.
F.C. who I later named F.C. Smudge ( due to the smudge of white hair on his nose )
Well I just wated Rose and Staggy ( and you lot too ) to know that the cat deserves a fucking medal.
Wanna know why?
Oh shurrup cos I'm gonna tell ya anyway.
Last night I had one or three bottles of wine. (there's a suprise)
Fall gracelessy in to bed (alone I might point out) at about 2am after drunkenly watching summat or other on t.v..
Dreaming what I am sure are disturbing, therapy worthy dreams.
Suddenly in my dream I am getting attacked by someone with needles for fingers. Ouch it hurts. Get off me.
I slowly start to wake up to realise I have one rather hysterical cat attached to my face!!
The shrieking noise is something that just cannot be adequately described here but I do think they heard it at the space station.
After carefully removing Smudge from my face and trying to push him off the bed he then attaches himself to my chest and will NOT get off.
Then I start to realise something is not right. Can't put my finger on it.
That smell.
What is that smell.
OH FUCKING HELL
I know that smell.
GAS !!!!
I grab my mobile phone from the bedside, hug Smudge tight, try to get the bathrobe on ( not easy when the cat won't let go ) and haul my ass down the stairs and out the door.
Fuck it was cold and wet at but I could not have been happier.
My normal morning routine is to wake up, stumble to the kettle, flip the on switch and then light a cigarette !!!
I shudder to think of how that cigarette would have woken me and the rest of this county up.
My cat deserves a medal!!!
Erm ... is the location of premunch drinkies a secret?
lol.
Please tell me, I will play nice I promise.
Anyone staying in the first hotel on the list feel like having a few premunch drinkies? I promise to behave myself.
I have learned :
I am a pain slut.
That being submissive does not mean being a doormat.
That I belong without a doubt in the BDSM scene. ( This does NOT mean I am leaving my love of swinging behind just yet )
That I am able to have an orgasm during penetration.
* sneaking in quietly *
Can I have the hotel list please?
Ahhh the infamous PKHQ !!
:giggle:
Without taking the piss too much can someone tell me what 'cuckold' means in this environment?
Thanks.
Well, you will be happy to know ( I hope ) that I shall be dining with a rather nice sounding guy. I shall even be making a long ass drive to do it. ( wouldn't want to get in trouble for making him use his petrol now would I ;) )
Thanks for all your comments ( nice and otherwise ). I have some back up plans in place should it all fall through. Does that sound cold? Oh well.
Also thanks to everyone that offered me alternatives. Hope those are still on offer for another time though. Really must make that trip across the bridge someday soon ;)
Mods .... can you lock this please as I have found my New Years eve date :twisted:
To all that responded both here and in email, thank you so much for your responses. I am sorry that I do not have the ability to go a date with all of you on that one night. :twisted:
Awww thank you Pete, I only just saw your comment. x
Profile looking better. :thumbup:
p.s. The mods may move this over to the cafe as it's kinda in the wrong place. You'll get the hang of it though. Good luck.
As always Sassy has great advice.
As a single female I get a little tired of all the cock shots. Around here they are a dime a a dozen. While I do understand not wanting to put a face pic on maybe you could indicate that you will send a face pic if requested. Also, as Sassy said, your ad is very clear in what you want which is good but I find it also is very clinical. Maybe you could reword it and tell a little more about your likes and dislikes. I don't necessarily mean you have to list your hobbies but you could maybe more detailed than just 'I like sex'. Afterall, we all like sex, otherwise why are we really here initially? As a single female I would be interested in knowing if you are tender, considerate, domineering etc. I would be interested in knowing a little about your boundaries. Also, this may just be me, I would like to know if you prefer slim or large women. Be careful and respectfulhow you word that though as it can come across offensive if done wrong. My reason for wanting to know that upfront is why waste mine and the guys time if he is looking for a size 6 and 5'2" woman when I am a size 12 and 5'8". Also as Sassy mentioned ... what can you offer me ..do you like to give massages? Do you like to meet for a drink to establish attraction? Etc.
Please understand this is only my viewpoint and not indicative of ALL women on here.
I wish you well in your search. Now get you ass over to the cafe forum and start 'meeting' people ... a sure fire way of getting yourself known. ;)
Happy Birthday hun :rose:
Here and ready for ..................
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