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Abilene
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 52
0 miles · Berkshire

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Am I still on the list? Don't know if my date for the night has confirmed us.
Oh and Kaz I may still take you up on the dress so can you bring it with you still? Not sure what hotel we are staying in though ... whichever one Leprechaun has seen fit to hide me in. lol.
Quote by Stormwalker
You are booked for a kinky and intimate BDSM session in our room on ……..
…oh let’s see………………..any weekend you like. innocent

* Furiously clearing calender !!! *
Quote by Pete_sw
Your booked for the " PAGAN BALL " mid june, dont forget wink

Oh crap ... how could I forget that ... didn't I offer to help you organise it? Lot of fuckin' good I am. kiss
Quote by goose35
501 kinkier than most :shock:

Awwww bless 'im.
bolt
Can I have the hotel list please? kiss
Anyone ( who I have met before ) possibly up for a room share? No kinky stuff ... just room share.
Quote by Sarah
I'll be your SH secretary, I have very good credentials and have done the job before, till I got replaced by a very sexy younger blonde!!!!!! lol :lol:
:giggle:

What kind of benefit package will you be expecting?
Quote by earthchild
you are on bristol munch 24th March hun
and Essex munch on 10th Feb
Earthy xx

You are a star !! kiss
Quote by Shireen
I put her shoe down the fron of my dress redface I think it was the left one confused

Fucking 'ell ...and I missed all of this thanks to some drunk vanilla guy being a twat!! mad
Quote by poshkate
Buy cheap.........buy twice.........
lol

Are you talking about me???
I always buy the generic brand except for stuff for my hair and skin.
p.s. Forgot to mention ....
Thanks to a certain lady with the much talked about cleavage for letting me readjust it for her in the hotel bar !!!!!! :shock:
Quote by earthchild
is everyone else still finding glitter where there shouldnt be any redface
Earthy xx

I somehow avoided the glitter fairy!!!
Just kidding.
Please help. I am signed up for God knows what in the next couple of months and I don't have a damn clue what or where.
Anyone know?
All I can remember is that I am going to Yorkshire in two weeks but I keep thinking I have stuff in February and March.
I am a fuckwit ( said it before anyone else does )
Please don't tell me to search cos I am just a leeeeetle tired of searching and still can't find it. So maybe someone remembers seeing my name on a list or summat!!
As usual I am sliding in here late.
What a fanbloodytastic munch.
For all the people who I didn't get to talk to I am sorry and will try better next time. The venue was fab but after the first hour I had to be careful venturing out of the basement due to balancing issues!!!
I would like to thank all my premunch drink companions ... what a laugh.
Thanks to Kaz for not minding when I walked up and asked if I could try her dress on. I am seeing a pattern ...in fact thanks to the person who told me I am turning into a female Dammie rolleyes
Thanks to the newbie that I accousted for not getting offended and being a blast to chat with.
Thanks to the 5 million who came up and made sure I knew that I had a promise to fulfill. You were too late ( most of you ) as I already had taken care of it. wink
Sorry to Sarah who had to inform me that my .....erm.... bending over in the basement was causing the bartenders issues ...something about CCTV !!!!
Thanks to all those who were at drinks in the hotel after the munch ... poor rugby team and stag party that came in honestly thought they could make more noise than us !!! :roll:
Most memorable moment was the vanilla guy who somehow implanted himself next to me and said while gesturing at his lap "So, you want this then?" :roll: :roll: :roll:
Thanks to my breakfast companions for helping me place my order ... need a bloody translator !!
But most of all .....
Thanks Sarah and crew for putting on a most memorable evening ( well, I can remember most parts anyway ).
Abi xxx
p.s To the no-shows .... hope you have already ran to Sarahs pm box to profusely apologise and offer your left leg as payment.
Quote by LondonPlaything
Coronation Street dunno
lp

Oi !!! Get out from under your rock. Even I know who Charlie is etc etc. I have to admit that since being here I have become hooked on 3 soap operas.
"Hi, My name is Abi and I'm a soap addict"
Quote by sercher01
i know how he feels mad :x :x :x
im sat here now cos i cant sleep and i need a smoke :x :x :x :x
or a bloody good shag wink
anyone fancie comein over to my place to help lol biggrin :wink:

* hijack *
Searcher .. you just made me almost choke ( oh shurrup ) On first bleary eyed glance at your avatar I thought you had two HUGE cocks hanging over your head.
* hijack over *
Quote by MikeC
for the man utd supproters that are coming,
the FA cup 4th round starts at - man u vs pompey
(well hopefully my roomie WILL let me watch it in the hotel)
so depending on result i will be either happy as pie or moody as sin smile

Are you talking about that cute little game of soccer???
* Yawn *
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Yippeeeee ..... I should get to the Hotel about 3ish and then will get my ass over to the bar. Can someone ( who I know ) who is going to predrinks PM me a mobile number so I don't stand in the pub looking like a lemon looking for y'all.
Woooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooo
I got my directions sorted. Here's hoping my SatNav who I have renamed from TomTom to Dick ( behave, its short for Richard ) doesn't lead me in the wrong direction.
Can't wait to see you all Saturday. I would like to apologise now in advance.
For What? I hear you ask.
Knowing me, a lot of things !!!!
Quote by Fektart
Can we come for a drink please????

Hell, I'll buy !!!!
Quote by Vix
Shall we start up at sweepstake on who I wont get round to speaking to on Saturday from my two stars list lol :lol:
Regards
Harry Jones xx

I better not be in the running, on that list, H. mad
Me either Harry. You and I have a date at some point in the evening when I have had to go use the little girls room wink
Quote by wild rose and the stag
we now have a very expensive cat living in our bedroom called Peaches the flucking thing wakes us up like Fc every night just for the hell of it....
wrats xx
xx

Yeah, been meaning to talk with you two about that !!!!
You could have warned me that at sharp every morning he was going to be climbing all over me, rubbing his face against me and purring in my ear !!!
Now, where in the fuck do I find a human like that ???? ( note no gender :twisted: )
Quote by aj1980
(hey Abi, hows the post man lol?)

OMFG !!!! I am dying of pure embarrassment now !!!!!
Seriously.
OMFG !!!
Quote by lilacgem
I didnt even notice it had gone confused

* spank *
Pay attention !!! ;)
I agree. It's just a label. I have checked the little box that says bi-sexual but to me its, again, just a title. Because I fall for the mind not the body parts attached.
Quote by sercher01
AJ, sorry for my unintended hijack. Welcome. Have fun. Dive in with both feet the water is nice.

you gettin in the bloody hot tub again woman :shock:
As always. Just hope it aint so bloody cold when I get out this time and that my towel is not wet from Sheddy causing fricken waves!!!
Quote by markz
whats a pendant rolleyes

A necklace???
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Welcome Blondeandbrown.
AJ, sorry for my unintended hijack. Welcome. Have fun. Dive in with both feet the water is nice.
Quote by sercher01

NOW you tell me. After watching you kiss everyone but me at the same damn place that Smudge came from I figured you would never get the Abi habbit. :P

rolleyes lol wink
Careful .. it can be addicting. I think I have a government health warning stamped on my ass. Wanna see it?
Quote by Darkfire
I was saving the best for last, but you didnt ask lol

Fek it.
* mental note ~ grab Dark at next oppourtunity *
Quote by markz

I wondered what that was in my panties ... oh wait I forgot to put them on. * gasp *

do you even own any rolleyes
Are they required ???
* rummages around in closet *
Nope ...
* rummages some more *
Wait ... yep I found some. Oh wait, thats a bikini ... does that count???