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Abilene
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 52
0 miles · Berkshire

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I am going to voice my thoughts here without reading through the replies/comments made so far (I managed to read the first page but that's all). Two things I want to say.
First thing ..... As you most know I hail from across the pond (picture should be a clue doh) where circumcision is actually a 'normal' procedure. Well, let me rephrase that, it was 15 years ago when I had my son in the area of the south I lived in. It had nothing to do with religion (I am catholic .... yep, even lied in confession a time or three). I look back and can honestly say that I was very ignorant as a new, young mother and kind of just went along with what was the 'norm'. Do I feel I 'mutilated' my son? No. Do I feel I have caused him lasting mental or physical harm? No. Do I wish I had been more informed of the options? Yes, of course I do. I had my ex hubby ask my son once recently if he wishes I had not let the doctor do that and his response was "Ewwwwwww ...... I'm glad she did" So, I guess it is also dependent on what your 'norm' is.
Second thing ..... I had never seen an uncircumcised penis (how polite that sounds) until the last year and I have to say that I prefer circumsiced . Sorry, just the way I feel.
OK, I am fu*$ed.
I have no tent. Have ordered one ( oh shurrup, I know I could've gone into town and got one) and it may not be here in time. I have no airbed anymore and I have no sleeping bag anymore. Don't blame me .. blame the floods.
Grrrrrr.
I am NOT pulling out but I will not be staying over. I shall come on Saturday dressed very non-pirate and enjoy your wonderful company for a few hours and then depart.
Don't argue with me.
Fuck ... I didn't read before confirming.
PIRATES ?!?!?!?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Hey Pete,
Confirming smile
Might not be able to do all three days but will definately show up and make a drunken fool out of myself for one night!
Please stop me from my normal munch/social behaviour of clothes swapping !
Abi xx
I think the worst thing I have seen at a party was the contents of a bucket the morning after.
Why can there not be a 'throw-up' fairy who comes along and moves it so you don't have to see it the next morning.
redface
Well the flooding has finally stopped causing me grief so I think I am going to cause some trouble tonight.
:twisted:
Quote by Mallock2006
I would have thought backing up your own photos and videos is the norm anyway dunno

Oh stop being logical. What the hell is wrong with you ?
bolt
Quote by Sarah
Abi
You get in your ark boat and sail down here as far as you can get, and I will come and pick you up, and you can spend the weekend here.
Has your Ark got a sea worthness certificate??
cool

Well not a certificate per se but I can peel the label off the wine bottle and slap it on the side and shout "Ahoy there"
Quote by Ukwineman

Or I could just stay in and drink wine. ;)

Sounds like a good plan stay indoors all weekend and drink wine, like some company :twisted:
You'd need a boat to get here. ;)
Was I the only one who was giggling at the ticker tape news that was going across the bottom of the screen on that 'newscast'
"JCPenney are introducing 'Gay Sex Only' bathrooms in all it's stores"
Priceless spoof.
Ok, don't laugh.
Polo aftershave/cologne/soap etc.
Do you have smells that remind you of people from your past?
Well Polo is a guaranteed turn-off for me.
Sorry guys.
Oh and a guy who has been drinking Guinness has the worst bloody breath. Yuck.
That's why I had to build my mini ark yesterday.
We are still flooded around here but in bits and pieces (if that makes sense)
Getting from one village to another is kinda difficult.
Guess I shall be swimming instead of running later (oh yes, it's scarily true I have become a running addict since I was last here).
Or I could just stay in and drink wine. ;)
* Humph *
I wake up to find that CERTAIN people have been taking liberties and putting stuff inside MY vessel.
Nothing changes round here I see !!
Quote by Sassy-Seren
You only want me for my banana flakes rolleyes

Nah .... your bucket filling ability.
Wait.
Shut up Pete.
Quote by Sharon_and_tony
Now as we haven't swung for over 4 months? we feel like virgins, anyone want to be our mentor ? rotflmao

Shaz x

Excuse me?!?!?
Is this coming from the girl who maxed out the video count on her profile with her exploits?
I must be mistaken.
;)
Quote by varca
so what would you fill it with? biggrin

Hmmmmmm.
After careful thought .....
Vibrators, batteries, bondage equipment and many willing participants.
What???
Hey, it's my bloody boat dammit !!
Of course ...when I gleefully made this and named it the U.S.S. Abilene ( you can't quite read it on the pic ) I didn't realise it would take me 4 hours and 45 minutes to drive 9 miles home. If I had I would have built a fucking ark.
* squeak *
Any room for an old face?
Hang on.
My face isn't old ... oh hell, you know what I mean.
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Welcome back Abi - it just hasn't been the same without you!! confused :? :? wink

Have you missed my quiet and reserved self in the chatrooms Sarge?
Quote by Sharon_and_tony
Hello Abilene!
We have only just come back ourselfs..
<< note the small post count!
But welcome back biggrin
Remember us? lol
Shaz x

Fuckin' ell how could I not remember the NOISE you two make ;)
Quote by Sassy-Seren

Now......
I need sorting out ...any volunteers?
Not kidding.
lol.

Can't do owt this weekend but how'd you fancy a girly 3some next friday? wink
Ooooo you might be onto something.
Saturday?
Quote by Missy
Hello Abilene!
We have only just come back ourselfs..
<< note the small post count!
But welcome back biggrin
Remember us? lol
Shaz x

Good grief! :bounce:
Ello you two gorgeous people kiss
They only came back cos I did.
Bluddy stalkers !!
* mwah *
lol
God you lot make me laugh.
I did not mean to be gone this time. As stated above it was a work related thing. There was a person on here who outed me to my work. It got very scary for a while. All sorted now. Don't ask.
Now......
I need sorting out ...any volunteers?
Not kidding.
lol.
Quote by winchwench
Now let Kiss out from under your Duvet......

Holy cow ... she's in my bed ....
* slings laptop and runs upstairs *
Quote by Shireen
do I just give him a smack in the teeth? :grin: lol
Fee
XX

Seems reasonable to me dunno
You are never too old wink
I second that although I am concerned about this change in you. I remember you being so sweet and reserved.
* cough *
Quote by LondonPlaything
eh?
lp

lol
I see you are still easily confused sexy.
wave
Ok, without going into the long drawn out drama of how my work found me on here and how my job has hung precariously in the balance for months ..... I am back.
Sorry to any and all that I was not able to contact to cancel munches. I was unable to even log in. I did try to get messages sent by others so hopefully that worked.
What have I missed?
Quote by Shireen
We will probably get slapped in the morning Abi, but are you bovvered?? dunno
Pong!!........

Oi !!!! You ponged when you shoulda pinged !!! Bad girl !!
Quote by varca
I stress here that I didn't buy.... but the weirdest things I have ever seen are those "worn smelly trainers/slippers/shoes" :eeek: Some of them go for more than the owner paid for the original shoes I'm sure :shock:

OMG. On a certain BDSM site I belong to I got an email from a guy asking if I had any well used shoes that I would like to sell him !!!!