Oooo can I play?
Pooooooooooooong !!!!
(prays that she has not just signed up for a game that involves a slap)
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Abilene
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 52
0 miles · Berkshire
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I just wanted to say a thank you to the folks that were in the forum chat tonight.
I was able to make a joke about my dad and his smart ass ways without tearing up. It felt nice to be able to do that.
Should I feel bad for having a joke about my dad now that he has passed away? I don't think so. If y'all had known my dad you would have laughed till your sides hurt ... he was a prankster. So I imagine he is laughing right now.
Thanks.
I was able to make a joke about my dad and his smart ass ways without tearing up. It felt nice to be able to do that.
Should I feel bad for having a joke about my dad now that he has passed away? I don't think so. If y'all had known my dad you would have laughed till your sides hurt ... he was a prankster. So I imagine he is laughing right now.
Thanks.
Oooooo cock and kebab shots !!!
* sits back and giigles *
Jag soooooo gonna be on a slappin' warpath tomorrow.
he he he he
Now, where is me damn camera ... I would even do a hated kebab shot just for Jags !!!
Oh erm ... on the question ... number 2 deffo but I think I may have been guilty of number 3 a time or two.
* sits back and giigles *
Jag soooooo gonna be on a slappin' warpath tomorrow.
he he he he
Now, where is me damn camera ... I would even do a hated kebab shot just for Jags !!!
Oh erm ... on the question ... number 2 deffo but I think I may have been guilty of number 3 a time or two.
Quote by LondonPlaythingBaldy!
I would make my wine bottle grow legs so it would come to me magically.
I would also cease all body hair growth on my body .... not stopping at the eyebrows Fire.
lp
Oi !!! Thats not what I meant. I shall still retain my tresses but all other hair must go (oh and I guess I will keep my eyebrows but no mure growth outta them buggers)
Earth,
I know exactly how you feel. When I first joined I was immediatly enveloped by this place and loved it. Jumped right into munches so I could meet people ... in fact as dark pointed out "We have turned you into a munch whore"
Then I backed off and came back and backed off and came back ... etc.
Some of the times I backed off due to mistakes I had made and needed to breath. Once due to certain members making me uncomfortable but then that happens in life no matter what the setting. Other times I backed off due to family situations.
Each time when I came back I felt refreshed although maybe not as eager as when I first joined and I think some of that is that you are only ever the new girl once. I hope that makes sense. I am not saying in anyway that people snubbed me when I came back or anything but it's just a fact around here that new single fems are like gold and once you are no longer 'fresh meat' and more like a piece of furniture it's a little different. I have to say though ... I do prefer being the comfy chair instead of a leg of lamb.
Ah crap ... it all makes sense in my head anyway.
Love ya Dark and if you need to take some time away to breath we all understand.
I know exactly how you feel. When I first joined I was immediatly enveloped by this place and loved it. Jumped right into munches so I could meet people ... in fact as dark pointed out "We have turned you into a munch whore"
Then I backed off and came back and backed off and came back ... etc.
Some of the times I backed off due to mistakes I had made and needed to breath. Once due to certain members making me uncomfortable but then that happens in life no matter what the setting. Other times I backed off due to family situations.
Each time when I came back I felt refreshed although maybe not as eager as when I first joined and I think some of that is that you are only ever the new girl once. I hope that makes sense. I am not saying in anyway that people snubbed me when I came back or anything but it's just a fact around here that new single fems are like gold and once you are no longer 'fresh meat' and more like a piece of furniture it's a little different. I have to say though ... I do prefer being the comfy chair instead of a leg of lamb.
Ah crap ... it all makes sense in my head anyway.
Love ya Dark and if you need to take some time away to breath we all understand.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by varca
Well let me see, everytime you use a "rented" word over a period of time you have to pay a fee in kind to the "owner" of said word. Fees by negotiation and could be say a daily/weekly rate or clocked up over a month. Annual fees would work out more expensive with discounts for direct deposit
Oi !!! No word prostitution on my thread !!!!
Ok, just have to share this.
I had a date recently.
It was wonderful. Dinner, drinks, jazz bar, fantastic hotel, great company ... all the right ingredients for a great time.
until ......
My date got too drunk (yep ... more than me if thats possible ) and in the cab on the way back to the aforementioned wonderful hotel he started to doze off. No, that's not the problem.
It was when my leg started to feel very warm.
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He pissed himself all over my dress and boots!!!!!!
:shock:
I had a date recently.
It was wonderful. Dinner, drinks, jazz bar, fantastic hotel, great company ... all the right ingredients for a great time.
until ......
My date got too drunk (yep ... more than me if thats possible ) and in the cab on the way back to the aforementioned wonderful hotel he started to doze off. No, that's not the problem.
It was when my leg started to feel very warm.
.
.
.
.
.
He pissed himself all over my dress and boots!!!!!!
:shock:
Wish you had been telepathic earlier and invited me. I am seriously low tonight and in need of actual adult (non work related) company, conversation and smiles.
* slouches off to kitchen in her non sexy fluffy slippers and pink jim jams to make a cup of tea *
Wonder why I am alone eh? lol
* slouches off to kitchen in her non sexy fluffy slippers and pink jim jams to make a cup of tea *
Wonder why I am alone eh? lol
Quote by Liaisons
Quite possibly. As most here know I tend to go on rambling spurts and then go silent for a bit. Sadly you have caught me in a spurting stage :shock:
May I congratulate you Abilene, as you currently have 5, yes 5 threads started by yourself on the first page of the cafe. You have broken Drewxcore's all time record!
Lmao ... told ya ... I am a spurting fool this week !!
Quote by earthchild
neither if its an intimate situation
if find i am more conscious stripping off to get in a jacuzzi full of naked people i dont know
Earthy xx
Yes, that's what I mean. If I am at the point of intimacy with someone male or female then my mind is not on anything like that (if it is I am obviously not getting distracted enough).
Yet I am the same in a hot tub type situation. Hell at Staggy and Roses it took me nearly all night and a bottle of wine to slide into the hot tub.
My mom has developed this wonderful habit of just letting herself in to my house.
I am in bed this morning and as Smudge flys off the bed and scratches me in the process due to the sound of the door opening I groan thinking "It had better be a fucking stranger so I can cuss him"
"Cooooeeeeee it's me Abi ...I'll put the kettle on shall I?"
Great. So I get dressed and stumble downstairs only to see my mom frozen to the spot staring at the coffee table.
Seems I left a bondage collar out. :shock:
I am in bed this morning and as Smudge flys off the bed and scratches me in the process due to the sound of the door opening I groan thinking "It had better be a fucking stranger so I can cuss him"
"Cooooeeeeee it's me Abi ...I'll put the kettle on shall I?"
Great. So I get dressed and stumble downstairs only to see my mom frozen to the spot staring at the coffee table.
Seems I left a bondage collar out. :shock:
Quote by Pete_sw
i think the last time i talked you to sleep, but only cause i was so very nervous
Dear God, why were you nervous of me?
Lets recap the times at yours.
First .. so drunk I made friends with a bucket.
Second .. discovered that it does rain in Wiltshire ... LOTS. Still was tipsy, had to I was nervous ( hell you would be too if you were in a tent with a certain naked couple :twisted: )
Although, you are right that I wasn't drunk the last time I was there...erm.... that was you.
