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Abilene
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 52
0 miles · Berkshire

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Quote by markz
Abilene this restaurant your going to does it have ample parking lol

Hopefully enough for a double decker bus :shock: :shock:
Quote by Lissa
I can't see anything wrong with the ad. You've made it clear that there may be nothing more on offer than a pleasant evening with your company. I think that's far more honest than some young bimbo who leads a guy on in the pub all night then ditches him after he's paid for everything.
All the very best with your quest Abi. I'm sure there are true gentlemen on here who will fully understand what you are looking for.

Thanks for that hun. Funny thing is though Lissa, I have at no point said that I am expecting the 'date' to pay for everything. It has just been assumed. lol. Also for the right company ..well ... who knows what might happen, just don't want any expectations. ;)
Quote by
Women are not in control, my wife told me.

lol. That reminds me of a song from years ago
"I wear the trousers in our house ....
...when my wife tells me to"
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You go ahead, but go dutch. It would be a shame to see you band.

I am going to play devils advocate here and ask ... Why would I get banned ( assume that's what you mean when you say band ) if I my date pays for dinner?
Someone just may say you were excepting money or item of value. SH frowns on such things. I am lead to believe..
I am going to try to NOT be offended at that line of thought. Why don't you just be blunt and say my wanting a date for New Years Eve sounds like prostitution to you.
Quote by Thinkingnaughty
Red wine has to be heady, mature and with a long finish. The kind that warms your inside in seconds

You might just be describing my perfect date !!
Quote by sercher01
so! are woman realy in control after all? :shock:

Always and you had better not forget it !!
lol got your date yet rolleyes
I have a had a pretty good selection ( and some strange ones :shock: ) of email responses ( and a couple on the ad itself ). Why the rolling eyes thing? You don't think I will find a date for New Years eve do ya?? huh??
Quote by sercher01
so! are woman realy in control after all? :shock:

Always and you had better not forget it !!
I have 9 :shock:
I don't regret getting them. I do wish I had thought a little more about a couple of them though. They are all in places where they are only seen if I want them seen. My favorite two are the one on my inner left arm .. it is chinese and means 'Forgive' and the other is on the back of my neck and is a star and moon.
Quote by Pete_sw
Well having spent a wonderful evening with a wonderful person last night wink
I am celebrating tonight with a bottle of 12 yo matured Glenmorangie single malt.
you watch how rapidly my posts go downhill tonight :lol2:

Uh oh ...watch out readers ... drunken rambling ahead. Put your seat belts on !! ;)
Quote by lilacgem
How to handle a man? I find a nice shiny 9mm Beretta works wonders bolt

Is that a gun Abi?

(or are you just pleased to see me wink )

Both. You hold the gun and I'll hold your ..........
How to handle a man? I find a nice shiny 9mm Beretta works wonders bolt
Quote by dambuster
Pouring a little Frascati onto the small of her back and following with the very tip of my tongue as it dribbles and drizzles slowly down the bum cleavage ??
Then gently easing her hips off the bed so I can run my tongue around the cute little chocolate starfish as she quivers; on my way to licking slowly from the clit to that bit of skin between the ass and the pussy; but not yet parting the sweet velvet lips before I ease her fully onto her knees so she's 'presenting' for me to enter ????????????

Dammie !!!!!!!
Wanna shag?
Quote by Lissa
Tesco's sparkling spring water with grapefruit juice.
biggrin

I normally do grapefruit and lemonade .. never tried with sparkling water ... any good??
Quote by Thinkingnaughty
Welcome - I haven't got wings but can think of something else to put you under LMAO...
xxxx

Need help with that? We can save him from being corrupted by all the crazies in here. Ahem !!
Quote by Sarah
Abilene:- I have some Moet here as well, and I am on my own, so if you want to get over here in the next hour or so ~~~~~~~~~~~~
:beer:

Don't tease mad There is only so much longer I can drool over your ass ( not literally as you would have a wet ass right now huh ) before I take you up on that!!
Tea because all I have in the fridge is a nice bottle of Moet which is no fun to drink alone ( and I am waiting for the person who brought it over here to get their ass back over here and drink it with me ) also I am too fucking cold to go to the store and get anything. So if anyone wants to do a wine run me and bring me some you can find me at ............ bolt
Hi and welcome to the crazy house. I am just here as a supervisor ... I am not actually crazy.
My only advice I can give is to dive into the forums at your own comfort level, try and get to a munch or five and be yourselves.
p.s. I am allowed to spell bad ...it's in my nature. We take great pride in ruining your wonderful English language!! ;)
Quote by Warmer
The sax solo in Hazel o'connors Will You..

OMG !! I haven't heard that in years.
"You drink your coffee, I sip my tea ..... "
* Abi scares the cat with her singing *
Wine. Just not followed by vodka ... lesson learned ay Pete?
Where's me bucket????
Quote by phil_osopher
Oh!
I went looking for the ad, and couldn't find it! redface
I shoulda known that the forumites are just doing a wind-up again! biggrin

It's not a wind up. I put a thread on the Lets Meet Up forum. As if I would jest about drinking wine !!! :shock:
Quote by Kiss
P.S. Kiss has an awesome profile !!!

Thanks Abi kiss
Don't worry perved you too ... ( as always )
Quote by Thinkingnaughty
I perv on profiles a lot if i'm talking away in the chat room and wish to be nosey. Occassionally I'll perv on someone who has appeared on my list if the name sounds fun.

Ditto.
Quote by earthchild
Can I squeeze in here?

only if its tightly next to me :twisted:
Woohooo .... pssst Get me on the list Earthy !!! lol.
damn i have got the wrong list i am on another list for 10th evil
LMAO .. wondered why you were on one for the south ... thought we were getting lucky down here that night. 'scuse the pun !!
Quote by earthchild
Can I squeeze in here?

only if its tightly next to me :twisted:
Woohooo .... pssst Get me on the list Earthy !!! lol.
Sarah,
I just took a good look at the guest list. This is going to be an absolutely fucking awesome party!!!!!! I shall have to sit on my damn hands all night to stop myself groping all those sexy people !!!!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Yep, I am officailly excited about this one !!!
I don't get mood swings ... I try to be consistent with my bitchiness wink
The only pain I get is lower back pain which probably also explains why my contractions were all in my back. Ouch !! Usually a Tylenol helps with that.
I do find that I get much hornier during my period too.
Quote by essex34m
good luck, i hope the victim will realise how lucky he/she is

:shock: