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Andy_Wakefield
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
0 miles · Wakefield

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Thank you thank you, and sorry we were so pathetic staying sat in the corner all night just watching - one other munch virgin couple came over and sat and chatted with us for half the evening so we didn't feel like total gooseberries. LOL
I can't believe how many people were there it was totally overwhelming - literally.
I hope you had a great birthday Kaz and sorry say hello last night, you looked very much in demand. {blowing you a late birthday kiss}
Joined: 15 Dec 2005

If you got the Extras when or soon after you joined then maybe it has expired now?
Hope you get it sorted, either way. smile
I can't remember the last time I was drunk - years ago probably.
I may have a (singular) drink tonight to stop me shaking like a leaf, but probably won't be getting legless. lol
Booze just makes me sleepy and relaxed for some reason - and I'm so laid back I'm horizontal (on a good day ;)) anyway. smile
Looking forward to meeting you all tomorrow and hope you will be gentle with us as we are munch virgins and don't get out much. smile
We will be the couple hiding in the corner. redface
Awww what a lovely message... redface
As for how I am - I wouldn't want to depress everyone and be a party pooper. smile
Nice to see some familiar names around - and lots of unfamiliar ones I guess.
Woah! This site has changed an awful lot since I last visited - good to see it is still here though and not disappeared into the ether of the internet. smile
Woohoo for being a vegitarian. smile
Although the ammount of coffee I sometimes drink probably balances out the advantages of my no meat or fish diet.
I've never had any complaints to be honest which is a good thing I guess. :)
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i just look for the long hair that seems to do it for me all the time biggrin

Woohoo! ;)
I could eat a floury bap about now.
Just got to be careful you dont end up with a bun in the oven, playing with flower.
As for the original question... blindfolds = a big no-no here.
I had one of my nipples done a couple of years ago and might have something else in future, just depends how much of a pre-mid-life-crisis I am having at the time. ;) Had my nip done on my birthday.. "Look I'm still young and crazy, honest guv!" lol
I've seen tats and the odd bit of metal here and there on my travels, but nothing overboard really - so far. smile
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I'm left handed so therefore I sleep on the left hand side, looking up from the bed

I'm left handed and left bedded too. biggrin
Makes sense doesnt it?
If you are lying on your side facing in to the bed, then it is your left hand, your good hand, that is free.
All these people that sleep on the left side, but are right handed are quite mad!
I've just realised I was looking at the bed the wrong way up, and I actually sleep on the right! redface
But luckily although I do most things left handed, Im a right handed bean-flicker. :rascal:
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The most valuable attribute a man can have is a lack of selfishness sexually and a willingness to please, not just get their end off.

Amen! smile
I have a very avarage 6" and my wife says its absolutely perfect, so yet women probably do lie about it. ;)
She's had big ones and small ones in the past and says average is average for a reason, because nature has decided that is the best size. Its evolution in action, and anything too far out of the average is a genetic aboration. LOL LOL LOL
Lately on the onlly ones I havent had are lust and pride. confused
Been too stressed to think about sex and lusty thoughts to my wifes dismay, and I've been so apathetic and down on myself I have nothing to be proud of. LOL
Cutting back on the whole gluttony and greed thing though lately, although I did have a chocolate biscuit earler. {slapping my wrist}
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I'm left handed so therefore I sleep on the left hand side, looking up from the bed

I'm left handed and left bedded too. biggrin
There is a sandwich shop in the next village called "Big Baps" smile
And right next door there is a carwash called "The Ultimate Hand-Job" lol
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We're close to Prestatyn!

That's one of my wifes most favourite places.
I asked her what two faves were and I'm sure she said "Oldham and Prestatyn".
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I always wear them, sorry redface

You just pull them to the side when you are having fun? Ouch! Chafing! ;)
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Terry Brooks is another fave of mine biggrin
Shireen
xxx

The Magical Kingdom of Landover books are excellent! smile
As for the new Harry Potter, I was disppointed with Order of the Phoenix, should have been about 400 pages shorter. lol. So I dont really have my hopes up for this one - I will read it, but I'm not as hyped up this time. Half a book sitting in a house doing not very much? Pass. :)
If you havent read the Discworld books they are top - especially if you like silly humour.
I thought it was only one week to Half Blood Prince, its out on the 16th (next Sat) isnt it?
I stopped wearing underwear when I got a job in a really hot warehouse a few years ago, as it was totally unbearable and need to let me bits breathe. lol
Not really gone back to it since then. Its suprised a few people I guess but its just how it is for me now and I dont really think about it.
The male version of BBW is supposed to be BHM - Big Handsome Man.
I'm manager of a BBW group on MSN and its all about trying to get people to see themselves positively, not about trying to change the world or force opinions on anyone.
Dress size is another number like age or height or anything else and judgements on a person should not be made on that alone. Have you never seen The Prisoner... "I am not a number!"
If I had been so shallow as look for someone with a perfect body as described in the media, which DO try and shove their opinions down the throats of the masses, I would not now be married to the woman of my dreams.
I have seen such crushed spirits in my time, and its very sad. I just want to help people see the good in themselves and that they can be sexy and lovable and lusted after and respected for themselves.
Sorry for going off on one.
I've heard of a BBW Club not letting anyone in under a size 16, so perhaps that is a suitable answer? smile
You have to use your extra boosts at the right time and try to land on the right women too. lol
I haven't played it for a few days now but my best is about 5,900m.
If you like the crazy frog shooting game hopefully you will LOVE this. smile
Its great fun and actually needs a bit of skill as well as a bit of luck.
Get the boy as far as you can without stopping or getting caught by the girl with glasses.
There are bonuses and boosts to increase your score and you get extra hits too to keep him flying.
Give it a go and let me know your scores. :)
Oh dear, you had someone running for the hills? More fool them. smile
They were lucky enough to get your attention and didnt appreciate their good fortune. Shocking behaviour... If only...... redface