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Bigpaul45
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 62
0 miles · Berkshire
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it works for me too!! although i haven't been to any socials i've had fun because i guess a lot of single guys have a badly worded pm which they basically send out to all females even if your not in the criteria,thinking that if i send a 100 i'm bound to get one or two messages have been selected and coy,also i don't send pics of my bell end unless specifically asked.a good pic dressed smart to show your not a greabo or have three eyes on one side of your this forum is a must...although i'm largely ignored i have found some nice friends here.
i've ony been a memeber on and off for about 6 weeks and i've had more fun than i thought would least this site is HONEST!i looked at another site and submitted a basic profile and within the first few days i had about a dozen women all wanting to share their bodily fluids with me! Hmm....I bet if I pay the subscription to retrieve these pm's..they'll magically my first two weeks on here my in box was depressingly but honestly empty!! but not now
i've ony been a memeber on and off for about 6 weeks and i've had more fun than i thought would least this site is HONEST!i looked at another site and submitted a basic profile and within the first few days i had about a dozen women all wanting to share their bodily fluids with me! Hmm....I bet if I pay the subscription to retrieve these pm's..they'll magically my first two weeks on here my in box was depressingly but honestly empty!! but not now
Quote by Cherrytree
I see you dont as yet have an avatar - can i suggest- (feel free to ignore) pm me if you want the link, and good luck on the site x
can i have one of them avitars then...i need to give myself an image (some might say i've done that already!!)can i pm you or vice versa!
Quote by H-x
I'm increadably self consious with either sex, with men I think they're comparing me with every other woman they've seen undressed and with women I think they're eyeing up the cellulite and saggy bits. I do have a bad self image and there are days when I can't even look myself in the eye in the mirror. If anyone has any suggestions about how to improve this I'd be interested to read them.
H.x
from what i can see the only thing you need to improve, is showing us some wider angles in your photos of your gorgeous curves
hwoar: Quote by Hungrypussy69
one for the gineau pig and the other we like slightly over 'ripe' as it gets peeled for the fish
I havent told the lad at the till that yet though :giggle:
A likely story!! The poor lad has probably had alsorts of DP fantasies flashing through his mind!! :shock:
funny you should say that....as i have dp fantasies going through my mind,would you like salad cream with that!! :sticky:
nothing to do with my parents but i remember years ago a little old lady who lived next door used to pop round to give me eggs of her daughters (chicken eggs that is).one day i was in the kitchen cooking bacon and had the back door open when i turned to find with surprise a box of eggs on the look at it from her perspective... "ohh that nice young man next door is cooking his breakfast i'll just pop these eggs round"and off she shuffles to find the door open and tries hard not to drop the eggs as she sees me butt naked,singing loudly and talking to myself in strange voices and practising loud raised leg farts !! "oh.... i just better pop these down here and speak at a more convenient time" and off she shuffles 
now with my tongue so firmly in my cheek it looks like i have an abcess!! can you ever buy melons without out obvious comparisons or,pick up a cucumber and those nice big carrots that tesco do,without having rude thoughts flashing past your eyes.i do tend to tarry a tad at the fruit and veg counter just to watch some ladies pick up their cucumbers and check it for size etc. and before you accuse me of lQQking for wank fodder....yes absolutely 100 per cent
Quote by Freckledbird
right i found your thread....now would you like to tell me where i thought it was offensive?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/92287.html
I can't find where you thought it offensive, but there are remarks from other people who did, and other threads that BigPaul posted too. Makes interesting reading though.
ok mr powers...i take it obviously as puerile as me :cheers:
Quote by Freckledbird
You obviously haven't met my sisters!!!:? :?
I'm sure we'll become well acquainted once we're on the island!
i'll be selling the sunblock on this island....you'll need it ! :lol2:
Bugger! Didn't realise you were going to be there. You ginger too then?
naa..dark hair,but i'm an entrepenuer (a dyslexic one)
Quote by Mr-Powers
sorry i dissagree....all gingers should be put on a island and forgotten about!
:dry: :gagged:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom:And it's not racism, it's prejudice
I'm sorry but it's both !!
From Cambridge Online dictionary:
prejudice
an unfair and unreasonable opinion or feeling, especially when formed without enough thought or knowledge:
Laws against racial prejudice must be strictly enforced.
The campaign aims to dispel the prejudice that AIDS is confined to the homosexual community.
He claims that prejudice against homosexuals would cease overnight if all the gay stars in the country were honest about their sexuality.
racism
the belief that people's qualities are influenced by their race and that the members of other races are not as good as the members of your own, or the resulting unfair treatment of members of other races:
The authorities are taking steps to combat/fight/tackle racism in schools.
The report made it plain that institutional racism (= racism in all parts of an organization) is deep-rooted in this country.
Not quite the same.
yawn
your a teacher then !! well i hope your not "prejudiced" to your lovely little red headed children !i gather this thread was purely started as abit of tongue in cheek fun,lets just keep it that way...and its not both..racism doesn't come into it
it wasn't started as tongue in cheek,but has a serious thread about people who may suffer severe stress at being prejudiced.i remember a tongue in cheek thread i started ages ago about people with billy bob teeth,and a certain mr powers slated me for it and thought it offensive !!
Quote by Freckledbird
sorry i dissagree....all gingers should be put on a island and forgotten about!
:dry: :gagged:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom:And it's not racism, it's prejudice
I'm sorry but it's both !!
From Cambridge Online dictionary:
prejudice
an unfair and unreasonable opinion or feeling, especially when formed without enough thought or knowledge:
Laws against racial prejudice must be strictly enforced.
The campaign aims to dispel the prejudice that AIDS is confined to the homosexual community.
He claims that prejudice against homosexuals would cease overnight if all the gay stars in the country were honest about their sexuality.
racism
the belief that people's qualities are influenced by their race and that the members of other races are not as good as the members of your own, or the resulting unfair treatment of members of other races:
The authorities are taking steps to combat/fight/tackle racism in schools.
The report made it plain that institutional racism (= racism in all parts of an organization) is deep-rooted in this country.
Not quite the same.
yawn
your a teacher then !! well i hope your not "prejudiced" to your lovely little red headed children ! firstly i dont have ginger/sandy/rusty/red hair but my brother does and so does my cousin.i'm appalled at the way people treat and abuse people with red hair as if they have a problem (i believe there was an issue led story about it in eastenders but i'm not sure).i've even seen on here somewhere on peoples search criteria that "no ginger people need reply"..why for heavens sake.i heard it cruelly said that they "smell".what utter tosh !!i have had some lovely girlfriends in the past who have had red hair and i've fallen in love with them anyone had replies back saying "no thank you,your ginger"
Quote by jaymar
i tend ..after having tried the masturbation remedy three times without try and remember the names on the class register in alphabetical order from my first class in infant surname begins with s and i very rarely get to it
i'm off now for another wank....ho hum :cry:
You wank 3 times at bedtime? surely the monotony of that would tip you over?
i do like to vary the technique and fodder so as not to be thumb does have four other daughters !! :sticky:
Quote by Kiss
I tend to read most nights. I carry on reading until I find myself dozing off then quickly turn the light off and snuggle down. Works for me!
i do like a read before bedtime and i did have a book about insomnia and hey guess what !! i didn't get past page three....best nights sleep i had in ages!!
