.....have had the pleasure of meeting her and her dad and she's scrummy !! 
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Bigpaul45
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 62
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger in 9 1/2 Weeks in the alley in the rain :twisted:
That's strange..i've just been gardening in the pouring rain thinking about that very scene!!had to go in doors for a quick one!
Why didn't you stay outside for a quickie?
I was on me own and wanking in the rain isn't the same as shagging
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:sorry to hijack keeno in last reply,but the horniest moment for me when i was a lad was the sexy girl washing her car in "cool hand luke"while all the chain car watched i know by todays standards but it made my school trousers bulge i can tell you!!
also when liz frazer strips down to her corset and stockings in er.....carry on showing of your tits n'bums !
also when liz frazer strips down to her corset and stockings in er.....carry on showing of your tits n'bums !
Quote by jaymar
Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger in 9 1/2 Weeks in the alley in the rain :twisted:
That's strange..i've just been gardening in the pouring rain thinking about that very scene!!had to go in doors for a quick one!
the what? the pouring rain??? we have beautiful warm sunshine here today which is a shocker for up North!
yeh would you believe it in sunny feckin bracknell were it hasn't rained in weeks as soon as i put me gardening gloves on...down it that bloody gmtv said it was going to be fine.i had borrowed a truck so i had to do it today...it's cleared up now pipe ban is imminent me thinks.
Quote by angieyorkshire
Is anyone else having problems seeing the last 20 people that have looked at your profile? It just says it is loading all the time. Also, when are they going to get the bit on a profile fixed that tells you if someone is online. I can be chatting with someone in the chatroom, look on their profile and it says they are offline.
I've paid for extras but not very impressed
good that gives me a chance to have a good perv at your pics and you'd never know
Just want to say thanks for SH for another great THIS single males perspective I've had a blast!I came here looking for adventure and found it but business now calls me back and i just want to say I've thoroughly enjoyed this forum,it's kept me amused and I shed a tear at one point..many thanks to those who've mailed me or otherwise just peeked to see who I if I come back it will be with a swing partner so watch out!
p.s. if any one wants to keep in touch then please p.m me
p.s. if any one wants to keep in touch then please p.m me
Quote by Maggiejames52
Hi Guys
thanks for the suggestions, I am checking some of them out at the moment. Just ordered myself a very pretty red bra and brief set, hope it fits, am sifting through all the sites gradually, will keep you updated, bigpaul, do you like red?
Maggie
Do ducks swim ?
hwoar: Quote by Maggiejames52
Hi there,
Just wondered if anyone could tell me where I can get some affordable sexy lingerie. I am size 22/24 and 42C, a couple of well known high street shops do some basic stuff but once you get over size 38 it seems you can get huge cup sizes but very rarely up to 42. Then when you do find something you can very rarely find matching sets which I love.
Really don't think I am that odd a shape! Anyone else have this problem or any suggestions?
Thanks
Maggie
Hi Maggie...perhaps when you find your new lingerie,you might treat us to a peek
Quote by dambuster
I'm not sure who to thank, but it will be one of those two.
I'm very grateful to Evolution or God.
Opposing thumbs.
Aren't they wonderful ?
With/Because of them we can . .. .
Peel oranges.
Catch a ball.
Hold a pint pot
Click your fingers.
And I'm sure a whole host of other things that the fishes can't manage. (Fishes don't have them)
But the thing I like doing mostly with my opposing thumbs, is the spreading, opening and squeezing thing.
Ask a girlie to be on her hands and knees, and "present" to you.
If I put my wonderful opposing thumbs inside her (the pink way) I can pull in opposite directions ( see - opposing thumbs :thumbup: ) while having the palms of my hands flat across/on the but-tocks. Thereby opening the wonderful world of pussy, and see, touch, taste, feel parts not normally on display or available. (It also helps little cock'd men such as I to give a girlie a similar feeling to having a real sized cock to "stretch her a little")
And while my hands are flat across the but-tocks, the wonderful opposing thumbs allow us to twist our wrist slightly, and at the same time - squeeze. If you have the lights on (and haven't yet received a slap) - you can open, spread and squeeze everything. If you're lucky the cute little chocolate starfish might wink at you - or maybe even blow you a kiss
Oh yes - I love my opposing thumbs.
I have to say tho . . . . .
While I'm grateful to Evolution or God for my opposing thumbs; I'm a little disappointed that he/they didn't give me a dick on my chin (or forehead, depending which way you lay) so I would have been able to lick while I shagged. Threesomes are okay, and the sideways sort of reverse spoony blow job is good; but to be able to suck the clit of the pussy you're in must be a wonderful thing. Even more wonderful than my wonderful opposing thumbs.
What are you grateful to Evolution or God for ??
And what would you have liked that he/they haven't yet given us ?
Hey..when they reprint "the joy of sex"they'd have to include that in their sound like a maestro,you've got me fiddling around with my thumbs now!!
Quote by Calista
Hiya
Unfortunately it does depend on who you contact as to the reply response. It's not necessarily personal, but imagine you pm a very popular single fem who gets a lot of pm's .. her time would be permanently spent replying to people!
If you want to get know then the best place to hang around is in the chatroom or in the forum. Join in the conversation and people will soon want to know more and be more responsive
Cx
I'm sure this has been muted before....but i understand that single fems get bombarded by guys and don't mean to be rude when they don't is there a way a sort of premed reply could be sent(like the wink)which says "thanks for your interest...but fuck off".... no,no i'm kidding..... which says"thank you for looking but I'm not interested" or some similar POLITE put down.
Quote by ForestFunsters
I agree with Big Paul to the extent that there have been some truly, truly awful cover versions done by bands/singers that should have been punished for their crimes - who can forget Rolf Harris doing "Stairway to Heaven"??!! I think if a new band does an old song in a new and innovative way, then good luck to them. But if they butcher a classic by trying to do it in the same way as the original, then they should be publicly beheaded on a new show to be called "Lop off the Tops".
:laughabove: have to agree on you on every cover is bad of course....but some songs,tunes,passages of music should be preserved as their anthems to a lot of to dilute them with bad arrangements,singing or to use them in an advert (I know some people will say it gives them a new lease of life viz:I heard it through the the use of that song in the levis advert was done brilliantly).I seem to recall that just after Johnny Cash died they wanted to use his tune 'ring of fire'in a ad for piles cream !they were refused! :shock:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Can I just add the murdered version of the Sparks' classic 'This Town Ain't Big Enough' by that prat Justin Hawkins?
Nuff said
I was just playing Sparks 'looks,looks,looks' in my car this morning....haven't heard it in years as i used to play it before going to school!
Quote by jaymar
I'd open up my own drop in centre for people suffering from Dementia/Alzhiemers. I've just done some work with them and to be honest it's blown me away.. I want to help more.
I'm pretty loaded any wayso i'd have to donate to a cause that's worthy......and this is one :thumbup:
............and it's true money doesn't buy happiness but as Spike Milligan said "it does buy your own preferred misery".
Are you being rude again bigpaul???
Ahem..... no I wasn't being cheeky,but as in bank balance.I used to donate to those people who collar you in the town centres,who collect direct debits for whatever cause, but i've stopped doing that now and prefer to choose more honest methods (like people rattling a tin).My company recently help raise over £4,000 pound to a local charity last year with it personally costing me about £2,000.I know you shouldn't give to charity without boasting about it but .......maybe I will go to heaven.
and you are spot on with the money doesn't buy you happiness, but it can buy it for others.
Quote by jaymar
I'd open up my own drop in centre for people suffering from Dementia/Alzhiemers. I've just done some work with them and to be honest it's blown me away.. I want to help more.
I'm pretty loaded any way so i'd have to donate to a cause that's worthy......and this is one :thumbup:
............and it's true money doesn't buy happiness but as Spike Milligan said "it does buy your own preferred misery".
Quote by Argt05
Baker Street by Gerry Rafferty.. was Demonised in the early nineties by some techno Twats! and as I recall the Fuppin FOO Fighters
Billiant record that should be a grade II listed preservation order to keep the untalented from pinching it,mixing it and it appearing in some "drum n' bass" effort.I also don't like great tunes being used in adverts.....War - low rider for the marmite ads (sickening)
I've just heard an old old favourite song of mine(on the radio) very badly covered.... probably by some x-factor wannabe.I'd love to see some preservation order on some classic old standards so they are preserved and not badly ripped off.... case in point is Madonna's murderous rendition of American goes for theme tunes as well!I used to love the Thunderbirds theme and starsy and Hutch....granted it all went down hill a bit once the theme tune had finished but the filmed versions should have kept to the one else feel they've had a favourite tune badly covered and ruined.
