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Bigpaul45
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 62
0 miles · Berkshire
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As a newbie..and I'm sure other newbies are the same,I sometimes feel like one of those meerkats (if you've watched the programme ,you know what i'm talking about).The single male lone meerkat who from a distance is watching the established pack of meerkats and is hoping to be accepted in so he can shag the other females,but usually gets chased off with his tale between his legs!!
Apologies to earthy(I'm coming up your way soon
)if this is a hijack,i'll gladly accept a 
Apologies to earthy(I'm coming up your way soon
)if this is a hijack,i'll gladly accept a Quote by tweeky
Cashew nuts .... the other day I bought a pack for Mrs Tweeky and had a few from the baghmm whats this it seems somehow I have never had cashew nuts before in my life as I have not tasted this taste. Bloody lovely I am now enjoying a bag of cashew nuts every few days, shame they are so high in fat
I'm like that with pistachios...addicted to the bleeding things now, but I love the fiddly bit of geting them out of the shell (like popping bubble wrap).....and they go so well with beer!!
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Being as i posted the original joke ( I regretted it as soon as I hit the submit button)I could well understand how it would be yawned at but,as some have mentioned a sticky room or whatever would be a good idea for people who have heard a "good 'un" to share it with though, a good gag should be told rather then read as at best it gets a smirk rather than belly laugh.....although my jokes don't get either !! 
Quote by goram1979
3 men sitting in a sauna, heard a beeping sound. The American pressed his arm and the bleep stopped "That was my pager, i have a microchip in my arm for messages"
A couple of minutes later a phone rings, Japanese guy puts his hand to his ear "that was my mobile, i have a chip in my hand".
Irish guy not to be outdone, went to the toilet, came back withtoilet paper hanging from his arse. The others stared at him......"Ah bjasus will you look at that, im getting a fax through"
:laughabove:
Heard it but it's good !!
Ok.... a Lady with a very large bosom goes to see her GP about having breast reduction doctor asks the lady what her size is...
"42JJ" she says the doc,"before I can refer you, would you mind removing your top and bra".The lady does this and the doc says"now would you mind if I weigh them"......."No",she replies.
The Doctor then takes one breast in one hand and then the other and goes ....."WHAYYY HAYYYYY"!!!
hwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar:
I'll get me coat
"42JJ" she says the doc,"before I can refer you, would you mind removing your top and bra".The lady does this and the doc says"now would you mind if I weigh them"......."No",she replies.
The Doctor then takes one breast in one hand and then the other and goes ....."WHAYYY HAYYYYY"!!!
hwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: I'll get me coat
Quote by VelvetTigers:giggle:
nothing more to say other than!
who would buy this?
or this?
WTF?????????????
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Is that you under all that wool???
lmao!!! umm no! its some eccentric bint from ebay!
she has a range of items for sale! I went looking to post a willy warmer pic for earlier in the thread but someone beat me to it!, and hey this is what i found among her other items! she has a wonderful range of mohair stockings too, a snip at $85 WTF?!
Oh i dunno though....a pair of six inch heels as well and you never know :lol: :lol: :lol:
