Bigpaul45's Profile

5 Apr 2007

i tend ..after having tried the masturbation remedy three times without try and remember the names on the class register in alphabetical order from my first class in infant surname begins with s and i very rarely get to it surprised

i'm off now for another wank....ho hum :cry:

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4 Apr 2007

i'm grinning and i'm bearing....as for my old account!who knows,perhaps you could tell me.I think i probably cancelled it or deleted it or had it for breakfast or something rolleyes

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4 Apr 2007

didn't i say i returned !! confused

still finding my way around..but as you say it's unfamiliar if you've been away.....oh i'll get used to it!!

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4 Apr 2007

i will probably get locked on this one,but i have to say after a "rest" and various other upheavals away from this site.i have returned and i'm finding it very unfamiliar and preferred it in the "old days".
do others feel it's improved or changed not for the better.

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4 Apr 2007

she didn't start it...not to my knowledge,but they did have adequate inteeligence to know it was gonna happen!!(supposedly like bush with 9/11.)
she helped scupper the british merchant marine by not exempting tax laws thus letting foreign poorer countries step in.

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4 Apr 2007

i'm coach of a rugby team !!take your pick xx

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4 Apr 2007

Quote by Abilene
DP :twisted:

ok !! i would love to be your third party! :twisted:

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4 Apr 2007

have done and thank you !!
I only arsked ... !

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4 Apr 2007

i'm not in a posistion to answer the original question posed,but i wondered if any one can... as i'm interested or is everyone just gonna mess about confused

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4 Apr 2007

my budgies car tax has been stolen by those pesky mice.......roger irrelevant (viz)

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4 Apr 2007

i find i'm obsessed with this site at the moment...half the reason why i had to leave last time as it got in the way of work...good fun though!

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4 Apr 2007

i been smiled at just now by some lovely ladies as i walked through my town centre!! oops quick check on my flies as i got back to my office and yep... redface

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4 Apr 2007

hi tabbi....yeh i know,don't ask!! well hopefully you can then send me some fodder that i've been whining about for ages........pleeeze hump

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4 Apr 2007

i was getting petrol the other day when i noticed a sexy couple getting back in to their car and going through the carwash.i nearly covered my shoes with 4 star when i notice her take her top of to give him a superwash and wax wank !! i vowed to do the same soon although i'll have to pay for the super deluxe wash.............. with extra waxing!! lol

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4 Apr 2007

Quote by earthchild
have done MMF but
i dunno there is so much cos am still quite naive in some ways.
couples for me as i havent been there yet, am very wary of couples. and a few other things like being tied up, which i have been but it was a bit disapointing
and am sure there is so much i have no idea even exists
EArthy xx

i have my baden-powell book of knots ready and my mother in laws clothesline when your ready earthy :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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4 Apr 2007

yeh i had that too last year with my bmw...£155..ouch mind you when it was wrote off i got a £1,000 more than i paid for it the previous year,so swings(ers)and roundabouts i s'pose rolleyes

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4 Apr 2007

i can never quite get to grips with the chatrooms.....if i were a spotty teenager i may have more techie ability !!

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4 Apr 2007

ok ...ta,i take it that it's only those in the forum though. redface

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4 Apr 2007

erm..sorry to ivade this forum with a mundane question but can anyone point me in the right time i was a member you could view who else was on-line!am i right in thinking you can't do this any my impertinence...and bad spelling!

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4 Apr 2007

hmm...being a former merchant seaman who volunteered for the falklands task force etc and then 5 years later getting made redundant i tend to side with the miners!!!

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4 Apr 2007

i had to open my wallet to pay for two new tyres this morning...£210...painful! it nearly fucking killed me rolleyes

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4 Apr 2007

hi sassy....i obviously said some things on here last year that got a few people up,which was meant to be tongue in err..cheek!but i don't regret saying bottle of baileys is still in my cellar by the way wink

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4 Apr 2007

i would do anything for a bit of roleplay although i would look faintly ridiculous in ladies apparel and size 12 high heels!! i would draw the line if i had to wear a nappy and booties (unless they had a little blue duck embroidered).ermmm.....unless i was made to breast worship,but what if i filled my nappy..eeuwwwww redface

hi to every one who remembers me from last year!

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4 Apr 2007

are their truly any female foot pervs or do they just pander to the male pecadillo whilst secretly yawning! i once had a thing for tubs of swarfega....work it out!

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3 Apr 2007

i'd be the saddle on earthchilds excercise bike :shock:

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3 Apr 2007

Hmmm....beer n' chips for me...but in moderation,it's not what you eat but how you burn it the way hi to everyone,i'm paul and i'm back after a little while(no i'm not a notw reporter)and for anyone who remebers me....hi lol

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