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CalamityJane
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 57
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No6 - I don't know no Bush man .... ar bet he ain't as important as ar very own deadwood sheriff. Why, when he speaks the whole town listens.
What is it with my clothes! these are them there workin clothes and I don't mean street workin clothes. I may have a body that could make messy trousers, but I don't wanna be just a body ........ I wanna be taken for ma shooting skills - why I don't think no lady could shoot a pistol as quick as I can.
What is it with my clothes! these are them there workin clothes and I don't mean street workin clothes. I may have a body that could make messy trousers, but I don't wanna be just a body ........ I wanna be taken for ma shooting skills - why I don't think no lady could shoot a pistol as quick as I can.
Quote by The Prisoner
Calamity
I am sure I am no match for your wild, frontier character. But, I was King Edward (and stuffed Jags' bunch) , and Danger Man, and drove a truck in 'Hell Drivers' with Sid James. I might take you a ride on my bicycle, along Portmeirion Sands. And I have visited 'The Windy City' or at least the Balti Quarter of Birmingham. So, maybe we could the 'Tennessee Waltz ' together?
No 6 (Patrick)
No 6 - this town ain't big enough for you and your white ball ...... and it sure is hard to dance both in these hobnail boots and with that goddam ball bouncing around. Howja like to just slam a couple o tequilas with a fair game o' poker.
*Sticks a shard of mirror against the white ball*
Quote by The Fonz
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Whyyyy you good for nothin low down scoundrel - I ain't one of them there lipstick smudgin, booty jigglin, frilled up workin ladies from the corner!
You do that finger clickin stuff round these parts, you'll end up with a gun against your groin quicker than you can say 'theres a gun coming for my groin'
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Quote by The Prisoner
I've been playing chess with No.2 for 37 years and it's getting tiresome
Chess!! why that aint no man sport, thats for city gentlemen types. You wanna get your hand round a pistol - but yerrrrr betta be careful if ya never done it before, you're mighty likely to shoot before yore ready!!!
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