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Bernie.
Having witnessed ya falling over sat nite as well as helping you into bed (innocently of course).... I know how much you had.... it takes a brave person to come on here and post what you have... recognizing that there is a problem is half the battle... now the tough part is getting to the other side... as several on here can vouch.. i am willing to help you out as a friend and give you the kick in ya arse when you need it as well as the shoulder to cry on...
So pls dont cancel going to the munch... there will be PLENTY of ppl there to help out and watch out for you... while this is SH, we all typically look out for one another when we are out having fun... so have ya bags packed and be ready to go sat morn...see ya soon luv..
LastofaDyingBreed
Having witnessed ya falling over sat nite as well as helping you into bed (innocently of course).... I know how much you had.... it takes a brave person to come on here and post what you have... recognizing that there is a problem is half the battle... now the tough part is getting to the other side... as several on here can vouch.. i am willing to help you out as a friend and give you the kick in ya arse when you need it as well as the shoulder to cry on...
So pls dont cancel going to the munch... there will be PLENTY of ppl there to help out and watch out for you... while this is SH, we all typically look out for one another when we are out having fun... so have ya bags packed and be ready to go sat morn...see ya soon luv..
LastofaDyingBreed
Quote by Wishmaster
CISCO: I'm gonna get you back for the little green frog, Ive never been so embarrassed
Awwwwwwwwwwww Mrs. Tigs.. you KNOW you loved it.... i could tell by the smile on your face...
:karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
eh? . What green frog??? .... I was there and I never saw anyone in a Kermit outfit!!
You were emmm tied up :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Actually you were there.. but I think outside.... tatty and mrstigs... put on an excellent little green frog song... its cracking...
Nope, I remember it now .... hehehehe ... I was in the Beautiful People's corner smoking erm ........... naughty things ........ s'probably why I don't remember it, maybe in my fog induced state I thought it wasn't really happening coz no-one on this planet can sing THAT badly ..... but you say it's actually true!!!.. It DID happen ..... oh fuck!!!ALRIGHT thats it... Mr. Tigs.. no more happy clouds for him ffs....
Oh go on!... please..... I won't do it again Mister ... promise.....
ACTUALLY.... Wishmaster... you might get ya wish... I have been promised a singy of the little green frog from Mrs. Tigs at a meet - in a FROG head and maybe suit - for my bday...
:karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Understandable.... I do understand it as well... for me it has been age that helped as well... as I get older the less my inhibited I become... (like there is much to start with). I totally agree with wishmaster and kbuk as well as point out that sometimes when you are face to face you need to be a bit toned down if you come across a bit intimidating. I have been told too many times that I intimidate the hell out of ppl where as others say that they like a bit of forceful/confident nature in a man.
Really, I would say become a body language watcher (yes, there ARE classes for it too) and watch... typically if a lady (cough) wishes to take things further she will start with some discreet body language and work up to full on grabbing you for it.
Just be yaself, open and honest and lets things take their course.... just remember the worst thing that they can say is... NO.
So come on then and have some fun....
Really, I would say become a body language watcher (yes, there ARE classes for it too) and watch... typically if a lady (cough) wishes to take things further she will start with some discreet body language and work up to full on grabbing you for it.
Just be yaself, open and honest and lets things take their course.... just remember the worst thing that they can say is... NO.
So come on then and have some fun....
Quote by Wishmaster
CISCO: I'm gonna get you back for the little green frog, Ive never been so embarrassed
Awwwwwwwwwwww Mrs. Tigs.. you KNOW you loved it.... i could tell by the smile on your face...
:karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
eh? . What green frog??? .... I was there and I never saw anyone in a Kermit outfit!!
You were emmm tied up :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Actually you were there.. but I think outside.... tatty and mrstigs... put on an excellent little green frog song... its cracking...
Nope, I remember it now .... hehehehe ... I was in the Beautiful People's corner smoking erm ........... naughty things ........ s'probably why I don't remember it, maybe in my fog induced state I thought it wasn't really happening coz no-one on this planet can sing THAT badly ..... but you say it's actually true!!!.. It DID happen ..... oh fuck!!!ALRIGHT thats it... Mr. Tigs.. no more happy clouds for him ffs....
Quote by Wishmaster
CISCO: I'm gonna get you back for the little green frog, Ive never been so embarrassed
Awwwwwwwwwwww Mrs. Tigs.. you KNOW you loved it.... i could tell by the smile on your face...
:karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
eh? . What green frog??? .... I was there and I never saw anyone in a Kermit outfit!!
You were emmm tied up :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Actually you were there.. but I think outside.... tatty and mrstigs... put on an excellent little green frog song... its cracking...
Quote by tigersgobounce69
CISCO: I'm gonna get you back for the little green frog, Ive never been so embarrassed
Awwwwwwwwwwww Mrs. Tigs.. you KNOW you loved it.... i could tell by the smile on your face...
:karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Well been up since tatty's wakeup call YESTERDAY.. at fecking 10am.. 4hrs sleep I think :confused:
Thanks Olive.. ya and Popeye arnt bad at all...
Ahhhh Busty.... now I know... we shall talk soon I hope mein Leibling...
DreamerHelen... you my wish to RESERVE judgement on that until the real me comes out... I was ermm under restrictions this weekend....
tabbi.... dont you know it is BETTER to give than to receive... so therefore.. i shall give you more... as i have YOUR earring... :evil: Hope to hear from you soon..... :bounce:
Ok nuff of that... it was a blistering weekend of fun... THANK YOU tattyxpx... for all the wonderful times and for putting up with us.... well me **fecking Yank** is all I ever heard from the BBQ... Next time find ya own chef...
I have to say it was great to put names to faces of some.. and see faces of others that I already knew...
tattyxpx... bestest hostess... until ya passed out in the corner in some wicked position with postie... postie ya lucky bugger...
Special kisses, hugs and wotnot for cuddly Mrs. Tigers... as well as ^5 and firmhandshake to Mr Tigers... ya helped to keep me sane ... specially during all the smoke at the BBQ... ffs.....
MikeC what can I say that hasnt been said.. nuffin.. so get me my coffee ... ya tea biatch
Glenn hope ya leg is ok... Lorraine... love the way ya clean the kitchen... ya ALWAYs welcome to come here and clean.... :happy:
Bernie.. hope ya head feels better.. ya took a heck of a knocking on that fall.. plus ya MUST have a corker of a hangover...
Olive and Popeye... grand to meet ya.. hope yas made it back ok and feel betters...
The HOT crew.. interesting interesting interesting... hope to see ya soon..
My gawd... PVC clad nurse... hunny ya make my heart just skip a beat everytime ya shimmer around... :love:
I wish to nominate you for my personal nurse... great to see ya...
Those dam unmentionables... great to chuckle with ya...
kbuk... a smile a minute... next time you sleep under me with your ass in the air... I WILL take full advantage of it... :evil: but on the bright side you did get a front row seat this morning.... :rotflmao:
Bassman... great to meet ya.. hope everything came out in the end on the way home... :giggle:
Tabbi... ya took it with a smile... and may I say.. did look/are looking for more it seems... I look forward to EXPANDING that hand print.... :evil: :bounce: :happy: :giggle:
Busty^Wench and MrJD.... fantastic to see you... hope to do it again soon...
Essexlady... where is my kebob???
Sue^Steve............ thanks for everything ya did, helped out with... and great to see ya again.... hope the migrane is better......
Richardm.... hows the nipple... I wanted a GOOOOOOD twistie but you wimpped out... great to see ya m8
dreamerhelen.. rosy cheeks... finally put a face to the name.. good to see you....
Jiggle.. ya sexy muppet... ffs... ya shouldnt go to sleep with ya dangly bits out in the living room.. tsk tsk... you got several of em excited. but we had to send MikeC back to the back garden
Marmalaide and JucyLucy.... ya sexy feckers.... happy to join ya any day... cant wait to see ya in leics.... lucy... very very good use of a shawl... creative, innovative and dam right SEXYYYYYYY
aardvark and peachy......... wow... what can i say but watch that first step off the air mattress... ya might bump ya head... :giggle:
louiseessex..... saw ya.. watched ya.. but ya missed me this time... ner ner...
oh well nuf rambling...
:rascal: 
:bounce: :kiss: 
assionkiss: :rascal: :drinkies: :bounce: :kiss: :passionkiss: :rascal: :drinkies: :bounce: :kiss: :passionkiss: :rascal: :drinkies: :bounce: :kiss: :passionkiss: :rascal: :drinkies: :bounce: :kiss:
Ok time for me to
before someone :smackbottom:
I know... fecking yank...
:loon: :loon: :loon: :loon: 
:whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
PS:.me thinks that everyone loved the tied up gift this morning in the livingroom...pmsl
Cisco hun you are a lovely man
Thanks Olive.. ya and Popeye arnt bad at all...
Special thanks to Cisco for being a 'hot bunny'
Ahhhh Busty.... now I know... we shall talk soon I hope mein Leibling...
CiscoCat6K - A real gent and a lovely smile
DreamerHelen... you my wish to RESERVE judgement on that until the real me comes out... I was ermm under restrictions this weekend....
Cisco, my arse still smarts ya git ......... I'll get you back:evil:
tabbi.... dont you know it is BETTER to give than to receive... so therefore.. i shall give you more... as i have YOUR earring... :evil: Hope to hear from you soon..... :bounce:
Ok nuff of that... it was a blistering weekend of fun... THANK YOU tattyxpx... for all the wonderful times and for putting up with us.... well me **fecking Yank** is all I ever heard from the BBQ... Next time find ya own chef...
I have to say it was great to put names to faces of some.. and see faces of others that I already knew...
tattyxpx... bestest hostess... until ya passed out in the corner in some wicked position with postie... postie ya lucky bugger...
Special kisses, hugs and wotnot for cuddly Mrs. Tigers... as well as ^5 and firmhandshake to Mr Tigers... ya helped to keep me sane ... specially during all the smoke at the BBQ... ffs.....
MikeC what can I say that hasnt been said.. nuffin.. so get me my coffee ... ya tea biatch
Glenn hope ya leg is ok... Lorraine... love the way ya clean the kitchen... ya ALWAYs welcome to come here and clean.... :happy:
Bernie.. hope ya head feels better.. ya took a heck of a knocking on that fall.. plus ya MUST have a corker of a hangover...
Olive and Popeye... grand to meet ya.. hope yas made it back ok and feel betters...
The HOT crew.. interesting interesting interesting... hope to see ya soon..
My gawd... PVC clad nurse... hunny ya make my heart just skip a beat everytime ya shimmer around... :love:
I wish to nominate you for my personal nurse... great to see ya... Those dam unmentionables... great to chuckle with ya...
kbuk... a smile a minute... next time you sleep under me with your ass in the air... I WILL take full advantage of it... :evil: but on the bright side you did get a front row seat this morning.... :rotflmao:
Bassman... great to meet ya.. hope everything came out in the end on the way home... :giggle:
Tabbi... ya took it with a smile... and may I say.. did look/are looking for more it seems... I look forward to EXPANDING that hand print.... :evil: :bounce: :happy: :giggle:
Busty^Wench and MrJD.... fantastic to see you... hope to do it again soon...
Essexlady... where is my kebob???
Sue^Steve............ thanks for everything ya did, helped out with... and great to see ya again.... hope the migrane is better......
Richardm.... hows the nipple... I wanted a GOOOOOOD twistie but you wimpped out... great to see ya m8
dreamerhelen.. rosy cheeks... finally put a face to the name.. good to see you....
Jiggle.. ya sexy muppet... ffs... ya shouldnt go to sleep with ya dangly bits out in the living room.. tsk tsk... you got several of em excited. but we had to send MikeC back to the back garden
Marmalaide and JucyLucy.... ya sexy feckers.... happy to join ya any day... cant wait to see ya in leics.... lucy... very very good use of a shawl... creative, innovative and dam right SEXYYYYYYY
aardvark and peachy......... wow... what can i say but watch that first step off the air mattress... ya might bump ya head... :giggle:
louiseessex..... saw ya.. watched ya.. but ya missed me this time... ner ner...
oh well nuf rambling...
:rascal: :bounce: :kiss: assionkiss: :rascal: :drinkies: :bounce: :kiss: :passionkiss: :rascal: :drinkies: :bounce: :kiss: :passionkiss: :rascal: :drinkies: :bounce: :kiss: :passionkiss: :rascal: :drinkies: :bounce: :kiss: Ok time for me to
before someone :smackbottom: I know... fecking yank...
:loon: :loon: :loon: :loon: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:PS:.me thinks that everyone loved the tied up gift this morning in the livingroom...pmsl
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIGGLE-S.....
so how does it feel to make it to the real adult world of 25+
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile: :whip: :whip: :cheers: :cheers: :beer: :color:
so how does it feel to make it to the real adult world of 25+
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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:whip: :whip: :cheers: :cheers: :beer: :color: Quote by oliveoyl
Oh if you are gonna back crack and sack him I will help too, I will make sure he has something in his mouth to stop him screamng
he he he
:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: Me sees oliveoyl with teeth marks in places that she will have problems explaining to her GP....
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: FFS
**Makes call to tatty** ermm change of venue... Sgt Bilkos pls pm all 200 invited to yours/then postie's and let em know that its at Sgt Bilko's Barracks
**resets TomTom** the dam thing is now confused and dizzy... must be the model from blonde's car..... :giggle:
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Wahey PARTY at the barracks... **packs music and system**
**looks for military uniform** gotta have it to get on base.....
Oy Sgt Bilko... ermmm LT Col Best here... please dont do a sloppy salute once ya pished... would hate to toss you in the brig...
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
**Makes call to tatty** ermm change of venue... Sgt Bilkos pls pm all 200 invited to yours/then postie's and let em know that its at Sgt Bilko's Barracks
**resets TomTom** the dam thing is now confused and dizzy... must be the model from blonde's car..... :giggle:
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Wahey PARTY at the barracks... **packs music and system**
**looks for military uniform** gotta have it to get on base.....
Oy Sgt Bilko... ermmm LT Col Best here... please dont do a sloppy salute once ya pished... would hate to toss you in the brig...
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
ermm MikeC... why??
Big reward for small things??? ffs...
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
only three sleeps.... ermm well maybe might be only two or.. **looks around** none... lmao tatty
**loads up TomTom for tatty's** put the kettle on.. be right round
**runs off to pack a five day suitcase** Opps forgot the razor.. tatty can i borrow yours?? :giggle:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
ive lost my cock can anyone help me find it please big reward will be given.
Big reward for small things??? ffs...
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
only three sleeps.... ermm well maybe might be only two or.. **looks around** none... lmao
tatty**loads up TomTom for tatty's** put the kettle on.. be right round
**runs off to pack a five day suitcase** Opps forgot the razor.. tatty can i borrow yours?? :giggle:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
OMG :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I shudder to think of the rabbit that she uses on that!!!!!!!!!!!
**peeks inside**....
Postie did you pass out in here during your drunk???
Postie did you pass out in here during your drunk???
Postie did you pass out in here during your drunk???
Fecking echo
I shudder to think of the rabbit that she uses on that!!!!!!!!!!!
**peeks inside**....
Postie did you pass out in here during your drunk???
Postie did you pass out in here during your drunk???
Postie did you pass out in here during your drunk???
Fecking echo
OY Postie... fecking great... have spoken to Tatty... all the ppl that were coming to hers are now headed for yours... fecking great.. i needed an excuse to go north for the weekend... will be me and the puppy..
**grabs the TomTom and programs in posties postcode**
:happy: :happy: :happy: PARTY AT POSTIES SATURDAY WAHEY
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
**grabs the TomTom and programs in posties postcode**
:happy: :happy: :happy: PARTY AT POSTIES SATURDAY WAHEY
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by espy2005
Huh? There's a new Cisco in the world? Oh shit! Quick, lock up your daughters now!
Well done Cisco - welcome to the world of sleepless nights, smelly nappies, and chuffed fatherly pride!
You just dont know Espy...
Women of the world LOOK OUT... I will have him out hunting with me ASAP. Nothing like a cute baby to help out an ugly old git like me for a pull :shock:
Anyway all kidding aside, thanks to all for your texts, PM`s, and email. Hope to see you soon with or without the bloodshot eyes **looks in mirror** Looks like WITH at this point.
Wife and Daniel will be coming home this afternoon. :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
He knows who his daddy is (without a doubt). Can pick him up from anyone while he is crying and he shuts up instantly (tfft). Right now he is a bit frustrated and hungry but hopefully all that will change sometime between now and tomorrow (sleepless night coming up AGAIN).
Due to certain issues with the birth, may not get back into the UK until after the 15th of August. So see you then, but as will be heading for house in Mallaga this coming week should be online (steal a bit of wireless bandwidth) a few times before leaving for the UK.
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
**Having fun here with new addition but missing me soulmate**
Quote by Silk and Big G
Just recieved the artwork ( thanks guys xx ) just as a quick straw poll wondered how many folks would like a car sticker ( removable/re-stickable) just for the fun of it , and for dogging purposes ? Im gonna print em anyway , but wondered who would like one if anyone ?
Was thinking of reasonably dicreet ring logo as in the pin , but printed on a flourescent white square background for night manouveres
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OH OH OH OH ME ME ME ME
PLEEEEEEEEASSSSEEEEE
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Hello to all
As several people that know me are aware, I will be off to Spain Fri morning. My wife :smitten: is due to give birth on Sunday to a bouncy :bounce: baby boy.:shock: :shock: :happy: :happy:
I look to be gone for bout three-four weeks.
As soon as I can, I will upload some pics and post a link - for those that are interested.
This is just a quick post so that those on the cafe and the chat room know where I have disappeard to and why. Might be able to get into SH from there at some time, but my inlaws only have DIALUP (FGS) and its ermm questionable. So maybe I will be able to steal some bandwidth from some kind wireless person nearby.
For those that have already said their well wishes THANKS and for those that add theirs.. THANK YOU too...
Special kisses go out to:
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
bi_curious_fem, Julie1964, naughynymphos, tiggersgobounce,JucyLucy,donna_don, SexySue, BiPaula, blonde, bubbly, cuddly-caitlin, equi-princess, essexlady, friskivixen, JessinNotts, lynnmarie68, Mistress_Sassy, LinnetsCpl, new2trot, nips, sugarspice-nw-29565, Suze, Voddy, wetpuss4u
tattyxpx :kiss: cuz ya know I lurve ya - ya ken?
Angel_Chat_nw :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: Cuz ya really know.....
Jewcy_Joanne :kiss: :kiss: (i know you are a softy shhhh)
Vicky_UKassionkiss: **tunes in for RADIO America**
lorraine :passionkiss: **makes :notes: note: bring scuba gear next time :notes:**
Lou25 ..... ermm :passionkiss:
*winks*
Leedslass :kiss: know that ya is me special lass....
To me mateys:
:drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies:
Wishmaster, Postie and Ceryndion X
Northants, midsman, Espy, Oaky ^5 **gives manly handshakes**
if i missed anyone.. soz.. nothing personal.. just me memory is not as good as it once was....
Thanks guys... its peeps like those above and more that make this site sooooo special.....
When I get back, hope to have cigars for those that wish. Looking forward to the munches and hopefully once the missus has recovered... we shall go looking for the SH Holy Grail... single BiFem.... (offers now accepted in advance)
wantstodance :passionkiss: :kiss:
:hump: Gawd do I miss you babe.. hurry back from the US!!!!!!
And Bilko... soz for the form.... but eh my family is FIRST...
As several people that know me are aware, I will be off to Spain Fri morning. My wife :smitten: is due to give birth on Sunday to a bouncy :bounce: baby boy.:shock: :shock: :happy: :happy:
I look to be gone for bout three-four weeks.
As soon as I can, I will upload some pics and post a link - for those that are interested.
This is just a quick post so that those on the cafe and the chat room know where I have disappeard to and why. Might be able to get into SH from there at some time, but my inlaws only have DIALUP (FGS) and its ermm questionable. So maybe I will be able to steal some bandwidth from some kind wireless person nearby.
For those that have already said their well wishes THANKS and for those that add theirs.. THANK YOU too...
Special kisses go out to:
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: bi_curious_fem, Julie1964, naughynymphos, tiggersgobounce,JucyLucy,donna_don, SexySue, BiPaula, blonde, bubbly, cuddly-caitlin, equi-princess, essexlady, friskivixen, JessinNotts, lynnmarie68, Mistress_Sassy, LinnetsCpl, new2trot, nips, sugarspice-nw-29565, Suze, Voddy, wetpuss4u
tattyxpx
:kiss: cuz ya know I lurve ya - ya ken?Angel_Chat_nw :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: Cuz ya really know.....
Jewcy_Joanne :kiss:
:kiss: (i know you are a softy shhhh)Vicky_UK
assionkiss: **tunes in for RADIO America**lorraine :passionkiss: **makes :notes: note: bring scuba gear next time :notes:**
Lou25 ..... ermm :passionkiss:
*winks*Leedslass :kiss: know that ya is me special lass....
To me mateys:
:drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: Wishmaster, Postie and Ceryndion X
Northants, midsman, Espy, Oaky ^5 **gives manly handshakes**
if i missed anyone.. soz.. nothing personal.. just me memory is not as good as it once was....
Thanks guys... its peeps like those above and more that make this site sooooo special.....
When I get back, hope to have cigars for those that wish. Looking forward to the munches and hopefully once the missus has recovered... we shall go looking for the SH Holy Grail... single BiFem.... (offers now accepted in advance)
wantstodance :passionkiss: :kiss:
:hump: Gawd do I miss you babe.. hurry back from the US!!!!!!And Bilko... soz for the form.... but eh
my family is FIRST... 