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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56

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Warming the Bed
I'm in Liverpool this Sat and would gladly share hotel expenses with you, for the chance to meet you both in the flesh. :twisted:
I'm not sure I'd meet with Linda's quality standard though redface
Have mailed you for your amusement anyway! lol
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Quote by Heather
What use is a Scouser to me? I can't be arsed to go that far

Tut tut tut H - organisation leads to satisfaction.
If you both like each other shouldn't you be willing to meet him halfway? Scousers travel the length and breadth of the country during the footie season.
So you could end up playing a home and an away leg. lol
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Hi Mark n Linda
I cannot believe your having probs finding WE northern blokes.
I'm sure there's more than a few well built scousers, mancs or yorkshire men out there that would love to rise for the occasion lol
I'm in Liverpool this Sat and would gladly share hotel expenses
with you for the chance to see you both in the flesh. :twisted:
I'm not sure I'd meet with Linda's quality standard though redface
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Now Mr Blair you may have your party whip
...but I have ones crop...
now assume the position !
Cant go but would love to see any photos!
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I volunteer to hold the camera for the video re-enactment but if the the lens keeps steaming up or the pictures are a bit shaky you know why lol
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Well I would think of it this way.
A harmless peck on the cheek whilst sayg hello or goodbye is polite.
A full on tongue wrestle with a complete stranger :shock:
who has and wants no emotional ties with you is a bit much.
I always believe its the woman that should initiate full on kissing but
I should start everything else :twisted:
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Well Jags, as no one else will, heres the link
Capt Pugwash's crew were Seaman Staines and Marster Bates lol

I always had my doubts about teddy and Looby Lou in Andy Pandy they were always hiding in the bushes - bit like me now ! :lol:
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Hmm seems to me the number of unregistered guests has gone up recently.
May be we should convince them to register afterall its free and easy 8)
And you can show off your Avatar too ! lol
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Very arty pics H ! 8)
Let me know when you're doing the next set ! biggrin
Could we vote for poses next time too ? wink
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Hi Heather,
I saw your post last time but was too shy to ask. redface
rolleyes Could I ask now ? lol
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Are you planning to put a show on today? Would you like to be watched by someone who is discreet and will respect your boundaries or wishes ? Then drop me a line ! biggrin
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lol roflmao @ Heidi's Avatar :lol:
I wonder if anyone else can better that confused:
Mine seems a little amaturish now :cry:
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Thanks for the tip Mark 8) If I have any probs with my OS I'll look into it further
Petelhk if you ever set up a business you'll quickly realise word of mouth recommendations is the best and cheapest form of advertising :P
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Feeling horny confused: Fancy some daytime adult fun :?: Females/Couples drop me a line biggrin
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You would think they would ring a last orders bell or would turn the lights up when they are close to calling it a day. Chucking people out mid thrust isnt going to win them any new custom.
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Thanks for your reply Mark...No I hadnt actually built an avatar yet, I just wanted some pointers really... I didnt want to spend 2hrs+? creating something thats incompatible with this site
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I have a fantasy where I go for a stroll and picnic on a sunny day.
We say hello with a kiss in the carpark of a country park. We go walking hand in hand with a picnic basket and blanket in lakeside woodland. We pick a nice sunny and secluded place to have our picnic. 8) We feed each other strawberries and end up kissing on the on the picnic blanket. No one is around, so I undo your blouse and gently fondle your breasts. The sun feels warm on your bare skin and you're excited by the whisp of a small breeze across your exposed flesh. I run a bitten strawberry around your left nipple and then suck the strawberry juice off it. My tongue is hot and rough bringing your nipple to a glorious head. biggrin You moan gracefully and lie back, your hair falls on cool green grass and you see a trio of ducks swoop across the majestic blue sky. You know I've exposed your belly and am slowly kissing my way down to your navel. Each kiss is like a tiny electric shock making your tummy tighten and your back arch. You fumble against my zipper and know how excited I am from the straining bulge next to it. I wave your hands away and tongue your navel. You raise your knees and your skirt slides up your bare thighs, exposing a white lace thong. Your heart is beating faster now and your mouth is a little dry. The excitement is coarsing through your whole body, now you feel alive. I look into your eyes and press my hand home onto your clit. :shock: Your body arches to the caresses of my hand on top of your white lace thong. We tongue each others mouth as my hand grinds expertly over your love nub. The tingling sensation grows and your hand rubs the firm warm bulge in my shorts. redface I lean back for moment giving us time for air but now my hand is wandering again....want to finish the story? wink
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I was looking for a site where I could build my own avatar for this one - any suggestions ? confused
rolleyes The only site I've found so far is
- 3D Virtual World. Where you can build/decorate your own home and customize your avatar, they say they have the best 3D avatars on the Net! :? but would the avatar work on this site ? sad
Please keep any answers brief - I aint a tekkie redface
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... really looking to get into the swinging scene, but what actually is dogging ...

lol LMFAO Thanks Gary you made my day ! Hey dont worry everyone has a first time - dogging that is - stick around and enjoy the company
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I totally agree with you, there should be some sort of formal database where people can verify the identity of the person they are meeting. Although we all like our privacy at times maybe there are certain details we can give out. IE car registration, colour, make and model. Email address. Post Code. Gen description of self height, hair colour, etc
May be this database should have some sort of alert system too. IE when a lone woman has agreed a meeting she can leave details of the meet with the database and also a date and time when she will check back in. Once she has returned from the meet she will confirm she is safe and well to the database and the meet will then be closed on the system. If she doesnt check back in an alert is given by text msg to her mobile phone asking her to confirm she is safe. If the alert isnt responded to within say 15mins then the details of the meet could then be forwarded to a chosen friend or the police.
What do you think?
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biggrin Hi, are you alone and horny? need a man for some no-strings fun during the day? If you're in my area drop me a line describing yourself and what you'd like me to do to you.