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Energy69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 45

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Have to admit, I can never tell either. With me being a person who talks and laughs with everyone i never can tell the difference if someone wants me or is just being friendly lol
You need a nice massage, followed by a big mug of horlicks while tucked up in bed
Cream Cakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! always a luxury that would be missed very much
Got to be a boily bum, could you image it bursting while..... i'll stop there lol :lol:
Know the feeling CheekyChimp, looking forward to the light mornings and warm days with the smell of green grass thats just been cut.
I moisturise as well, especially after shaving, what a difference it makes.
Quote by gurl
Having a little trouble spanking my monkey lol , i can only get around the 200 score. rolleyes

Ah well, you have probably only ever spanked the one monkey.
:evil2:
Whereas some here, have had much more experience with spanking numerous monkeys.
:angel:
But there is actually a cheat that pretty much guarantees you a score over 600+
I see, its all to do with spanking more than 1 monkey biggrin that gives you the head start.
I would be interested in that cheat though :lol:
Having a little trouble spanking my monkey lol , i can only get around the 200 score. rolleyes
Yeah know what you mean easyease, if im skiping through the channels and i see it on, i have to stop and see whats going on, before i know it half hour has gone by, Help Me!!! lol
Your not alone cplbbw, i think the pc/internet is everyday life for most of us, if im without my pc for more than a day i feel like i'm missing something.
:giggle: Sorry don't mean to laugh, but that is brilliant lol :lol: Good Luck
Well the saying is "start as you mean to go on". Wish i could say the same lol :lol:
Toast and Butter, with a large glass of milk, mmmmm getting hungary now
Stockings a yes, but ripping off tights when needed is also a big yes lol
Quote by naughtynymphos1
well i've done it i've reached the 5000 mile mark with my posts and according to the list i'm the 12th person to do it :shock:
have to admit tho i have spoken some utter bollox in my quest to reach this mile stone and have upset more people than i can shake a stick at lol
but do i care dunno ermm NO :giggle:
so now whats my next mission on this site?
ermmm to over take bluexxx :shock:
so could someone ban her for a few months while i catch up? :lol: :lol:
heres to another 5000 posts with all you wonderful people drinkies

You have kept me entertained with your replies, and made me laugh many times.
WELL DONE, looking forward to another 5000 posts :lol:
OMG how loud was the bang, scared the living daylights out of me at 6 this morning, :shock:
lol :lol: i can't stop laughing, how funny is this thread, how about ,
And I (Hold the note) will always muff youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, (hold the note) :giggle:
Quote by WetRandySam
I got to bed around 6 or 7am and then get upo again at 12 biggrin
Not alot of people can keep up with me...

As i am so hyperactive, i know the feeling,
wave Welcome, its very addictive here, im sure you will have fun.
Oh not fair, i want to build a snowman, send some down south please biggrin
Quote by devondelight
A Swimming pool
A Football ground
A Cricket ground
A Park
A Car
A Beach
The Moors
A Gymnasium
A Shower
The Theatre
A Cinema
A Fire escape
A Lift
A museum
A Lorry
A Boat
A railway siding
A Shed
The Woods
A Forest
A Mountain
The Dunes
Not exhaustive .. although you and your girlfriend will be if you try that lot one after the other :twisted:
DD (And no I am not telling you lot if I have done it in all those places)

Wow given me some ideas there. thanks devondelight biggrin