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Fastflow
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
United Kingdom

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Welcome back Lissa,
If my memory serves me well I think I know where your usual place was so hopefully see you there on Friday.
Fastflow xxx hump
Hi Sarah,
Would love to come and meet up with you all again.
Please let me know where and I will do my best to be there. Enjoyed the last time (can't believe it was so long ago) seems like only yesterday that those bell toting feet of M were recruiting the barmaid into the SH throng. lol
Cheers! xxx
JoJo!
So pleased to see you back........
Luvs Ya Tigger! kiss
Been a long time since I tasted your coffee.......... Hint Hint !
Luv n Lust
Fastflow xxx 69position
Fantastic!
Glad to see you doing this one again.
I put my name down last year but couldn't make the day you organised.
Hope we are free this year, we just love an excuse to come up north.
Please put us on the list
Fastflow xxx
Hi Fenlick, good to see you back.
Me and the missus are still kicking ourselves for not having opportunity to hook up with you before you left MK area :cry:
Miss you both!
Good luck and maybe see you if you down this way.
Fastflow wink
Yes
have to say I love the feeling of warm sunshine on my naked body.
Makes me even hornier than I am usually. If thats possible. lol
Fastflow
Hey Redhot you forgot to mention the Prison Ship where I usually stay when visiting Poole. Its a lot nicer than it looks from the outside Lol! But you are right about familys and business visitors.
Must meet for that drink next time I am there!
Fastflow xxx
There are so many to choose but here is one of mine.
"Drawn by the undertow
My life is out of control
I believe this wave will bear my weight
So let it flow"
Another appropriate line from the same song.
"Swing from high to deep
Extremes of sweet and sour" wink
Luv-n-Lust
Fastflow xxx biggrin
The sun is up
The sky is blue
It's beautiful, and so are you!

I love the summer too! kiss
Fastflow xx
Results are in... I am a quiet one!
Pretty accurate I have to agree.
You know what they say about the quiet ones though, you gotta watch out for us boink
Apparently I should try this duel Hey! I'll try anything once! wink
Fastflow xxx
I am apparentley an "Interpersonal Thinker"
Interpersonal thinkers:
Like to think about other people, and try to understand them
Recognise differences between individuals and appreciate that different people have different perspectives
Make an effort to cultivate effective relationships with family, friends and colleagues
Thats me to a tee!
Fastflow xxx
9 / 10 wahoooo! :happy:
Astounded myself there.
Got the waterproofing question wrong but hey ho it would be boring if I had nothing left to learn.
Fastflow xxx
Hi Gen Herts
Please put me on the list it will be good to see you again.
I'll even try to be in the right pub this time Lol. lol
Cheers
Fastflow xxx
Silk,
I have now suffered serious personal injury as a result of that pic.
I have to hold you resposible for the lifetime of pain and suffering ahead of me.
You will be hearing from my "no win no fee" solicitors in due course re; a compo claim.
Yours in agony,
Fastflow. blink
Dave, worship we're not worthy!! please stop it, can't take any more.. rotflmao
Simply a master at work. :cheers:
Fastflow.
That puts a whole new perspective on the term "Five Knuckle Shuffle"
rotflmao
Fastflow xx
In the late 80's with my then bosses daughter in the back of her Mini Traveller.
Glorious summer evening, country lane, field entrance, traveller back doors wide open.
Two horney teenagers, God she was good! Happy Days!
Fastflow xxx (set adrift on memory bliss).
Essexlady hit it right off the bat at the start, HOT MILK !!
My worst nightmare it makes me gag, along with all those milk puddings it is used in,
Rice, semolina, tappioca etc. YUK! Lets not leave out custard, God I feel sick just writing about it.
Fresh Bread, Fresh Bread, Fresh Bread.....(Nausea fades) Ahh.. thats better.
Fastflow xx
Went to Whipsnade last weekend.
Whilst there saw baby elephants eating there mothers poo. :shock:
Somehow, and I still don't no how, they still manage to look cute
even during this gross act.
The elephant keeper informed me that they need to eat their mothers poo as it contains
"friendly bacteria" that they need in their gut to help them digest the plant and vegetable
matter that they eat.
Any one fancy a life of friendly bacteria? Me thinks I will be sticking to the Yakult thanks!
Fastflow xxx
school Mint Sauce... Grommit you must have gone to a posh school!
We would have died for mint sauce. Might have made that tough old piece
of leather passed off as liver something like palateable. Yuk! That can stay
well and truly in the past as a traumatic memory!
Fastflow
Equaled 323.4 achieved by a few others here.
Had to many zeros to mention on the way though.
Fastflow x
Here is one for you!
He has a kind face..... The kind you want to stamp on!
Or
Your cheeks are like peaches..... Football peaches!
Fastflow xx
Hi Sarah,
Well done you for organising this local meet.
I didn't ask before as I had a prior engagment for Wed 9th but due to a change of plans I am now free to come join you, if you'll have me!
Thought I was gonna have to wait 'til Wishy's birthday bash to meet you, seems maybe not. Yippeeee!!! :happy:
Love-n-Lust
Fastflow
Hi there fellow paddlers.
Many people have questioned the origin of my nick i've usually left them wondering.
By answering this post the cat might be out of the bag. In any case I know you guys will understand the true meaning behind it. Great to see you here and good luck in your quest.
Fastflow xxxxx
Ahhh! What ever happened to Hartley Hare, Scouse Pig, Topoff the monkey, Tortoise and Octavia the ostrich. All my Pipkins favourites.
And do you recall the "Marvelous Mechanial Mouse Organ", "We will fix it we will fix it" Long live Bagpuss, may have been just a saggy old cloth cat but Emily loved him.
smile
Fastflow
Sad to see you go so soon Serendipity. :cry:
But it is the silly season I guess when other commitments must take priority.
Hope you have a most happy and funfilled christmas.
I look forward to reading some more of your masterful posts in the new year.
Luv-n-Lust.
Fastflow xxx kiss xxx
Seems your not short of offers already.
However if you have not found what your looking for yet I can be in Sussex this afternoon
I'll be in the chat room for a while if you want to come talk about it some more.
Fsatflow xxx
Hiya Wishmaster,
Good on you buddy!
Wouldn't miss it for the world, count me in please.
Fastflow biggrin
Like Kevj1960 I too have sent you a PM in the past.
Whilst I acknowledge you posted a general "thanks for replys" to all who contacted you I have yet to receive an invite or see a post advising of your next planned outing. If you want to spice up your otherwise "boring location" why not invite some of us that have shown an interest to join you. Just A thought! wink
As for "how far would I travel" well! At least to Bicester and back if it gave you folks a good night. lol
Luv-n-Lust
Fastflow XXX