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Flirty__Fruitcake
Over 90 days ago
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hwoar:You've done 39 posts and are getting into the Forum well on other threads - so you are doing fine.
I just gave you an alternative viewpoint about my mostly fantastic experiences with people on this I've admitted to a couple of tough time connected to here too seems to amuse be it.I've given your thread a few bumps and opened up its potential a bit.I wish you well,good luck and have fun.
Is your PM box snowed under with women for tomorrow yet?
I just gave you an alternative viewpoint about my mostly fantastic experiences with people on this I've admitted to a couple of tough time connected to here too seems to amuse be it.I've given your thread a few bumps and opened up its potential a bit.I wish you well,good luck and have fun.
Is your PM box snowed under with women for tomorrow yet?
One funny aspect of all this "sex" in the NOTW is that they actually daren't describe it in words or show anything but the most coy picture.
You'd actually wonder quite what this sex thing was if you didn't already know!
Of course - its a "Family Newspaper".
How revolting - the thought of a chld reading perverted filth like The News of The World!
All written by reporters who:
Are monogomous or celibate.
The ones in monogomy have only ever had the one partner ever.
Have only ever had sex on a bed in a bedroom.
Have never
Have never used a Vibrator or similiar such sex toy or
Have NEVER taken part in any act with more than one person.
Or with a member of their own sex.
etc etc..
You'd actually wonder quite what this sex thing was if you didn't already know!
Of course - its a "Family Newspaper".
How revolting - the thought of a chld reading perverted filth like The News of The World!
All written by reporters who:
Are monogomous or celibate.
The ones in monogomy have only ever had the one partner ever.
Have only ever had sex on a bed in a bedroom.
Have never
Have never used a Vibrator or similiar such sex toy or
Have NEVER taken part in any act with more than one person.
Or with a member of their own sex.
etc etc..
I have developed communication here with people that clearly isn't going to lead to anything sharing their thoughts with me and I sharing mine is still a valid it isn't easy when you see that they are sexually adventurous but aren't going to invite you to be part of their adventure,but,if thats the way it is then thats the way it is always hope of other avenues opening up in the future and each little bit of it contributes to your overall experience.
Kent-man - in a funny kinda way I admire your fighting spirit.
Like Andy says - it may even work for you.
I've had some ladies PMing me since September who I know will never have sex with I've met ladies who will never have sex with
So has that all been a waste of time for me?
NO!Of course NOT!
To have not had their wit,charm,interllect,compassion,humour and God knows how many other great qualities they've shared with me - well,my life would be the lesser for it.I can only hope I have given them something of the same back too.
That doesn't mean I'm a saint - my sexual feelings are as strong as anybodys could be - and even saints must get horny.. :twisted:
But you can encounter on the board,in PMs or in person some fantastic people here Kent-man - and thats what makes it so valid to be part of this - all else may happen - MAY..
Like Andy says - it may even work for you.
I've had some ladies PMing me since September who I know will never have sex with I've met ladies who will never have sex with
So has that all been a waste of time for me?
NO!Of course NOT!
To have not had their wit,charm,interllect,compassion,humour and God knows how many other great qualities they've shared with me - well,my life would be the lesser for it.I can only hope I have given them something of the same back too.
That doesn't mean I'm a saint - my sexual feelings are as strong as anybodys could be - and even saints must get horny.. :twisted:
But you can encounter on the board,in PMs or in person some fantastic people here Kent-man - and thats what makes it so valid to be part of this - all else may happen - MAY..
Quote by dambuster
Ok FF, try this.
Get a copy of some Berlioz. (The track used in Sleeping with the enemy isn't too bad) And a glass of your favourite wine. Preferably a chilled white. Although I sometimes find red a little more sensual. Play the Berlioz beforehand to yourself so you get a feel for it.
(You clearly need a lady that can easily open her mind and her spirit, ands trusts you implicitly. She doesn't have to be a classical fan - just not object to it)
Turn on the music.
Tie said lady's hands together, then to the top of the bed; under or at the bottom of the headboard.
Starting at the neck, shoulders and mouth; gently and softly caress her with your mouth. Move slowly down her body, take some wine in your mouth then place your mouth around a nipple, allowing the cold wine to excite it.
(at this point, I'll say that Berlioz is not 'gentle' or 'soft' It's quite 'dramatic' so there is a conflict going on between the soft sensual way you are caressing your lady and the 'power' of the music)
moving further down, licking and kissing as you go; more wine, more gentle dribbling of wine and drinking of the wine from her body arrive at the sweet perfumed garden (albeit these days, shaven lol) begin to tease her.
When you find (assuming you can) the very magic little button, take more wine into your mouth, suck the button between your lips, press with your tongue and allow (for you) the wine to mix with the taste of her; and for her, the cold wine to (hopefully) have the same effect as it did on her nipple.
Remember - she's tied. If you get it right, she'll be beginning to climb the mountain of ecstasy by now. The reason she must be tied, is she won't be able to push your head away, or pull you in harder. (remembering of course any "safety words" and the conditions of use) She will want more. She will want less.
Continue teasing and giving selflessly. As the pitch and fever of the music rises turn your lady over and up onto her knees (hence being so specific about how she's tied)
You need to be at the right point of the track for this bit.
At a certain point in the music reach around, find the button again, this time with your finger and enter her as you press quite firmly with your finger, and pull her back onto you with the other hand from the top of her shoulder.
Then try to build your crescendo to match the crescendo of the music.
The 'softer' type classical music is also very good as background music to a sensual massage.
Wow - Seduction tips from the master himself. :shock:
Thanx Dambuster.
Who wants to try this out with me then? :twisted:
I wasn't 100% about it but thought well lets give him the benefit of the doubt but posts like Vix's have made me distasteful if peoples suspicions are hopes he will come back to prove them wrong but the longer he leaves it the less good it looks.A genuine person in this situation would surely follow their thread avidly and be quick to respond - were I to put something this serious up and be accused of lying I'd be straight back on here to deny that and would be PMing or e-mailing my accusers to assure them that was not the case.
A bit like what Mellow said - my mistakes are often down to my not so great typing skills and the rapid rate of posting posts,to respond,join in with some line of thought that is being played out at speed.
I do try to spot things and do correct them if I find fault but a spell check would "correct" things I mean to say!
I do try to spot things and do correct them if I find fault but a spell check would "correct" things I mean to say!
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