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Quote by JudyTV
althepales sophisticated,seductive approach proves he is a master in the art of love - normal single guys like I just can't match his finesse.

:P :P :P :P wink Flirty, you smoothie you ..... or is it smoothy?
Judy

Judy hun - it might even be SMOOVIE! :wink:
Quote by zootle
Linda Barker?!
Linda feckin Barker?!
What she needs is a :kick:

Zootle - Its not nice to kick a lady!
Especially when she is my new SH partner. :shock:
Never mind that ad what about THE ad..
You know .. sillyhwoar:
CURRYS,the Christmas one with Linda Barker.
Linda Barker!!!!! :phwoar: :wanker: smackbottom flipa hump
Quote by staffy1981
This idea has always interested me - the idea of people actually having sex while posting on Swinging Heaven.
Actually having sex.
Posting on Swinging Heaven.
Guess which I'm doing right at this actual moment :twisted:

Well i am hoping that u r posting, but if not u lucky person!!
Posting Staffy! sad
You have won £5 for giving the correct answer! wink
No .(Not since the last hamster went up to Hamsterhalla years ago)
Reading through this thread has made me realise how much I miss that. sad
I need a pet! wink
Like it or not textspeak is a progression,it exsists now and expresses something of value to those who use it.I refused to have a mobile phone until 2 years life is now totally different because of it.
Language seems so complex and everchanging,and the speed of its evolution nowadays is we are with a form of communication here in the internet that barely exsisted to the majority of us a decade ago.I'd never even heard of the information superhighway then.
I think its only a bit off when you see the zero effort in the typical male I need a shag lower case type post. But that isn't aimed at me is it?(Well..I hope not!)
This idea has always interested me - the idea of people actually having sex while posting on Swinging Heaven.
Actually having sex.
Posting on Swinging Heaven.
Guess which I'm doing right at this actual moment :twisted:
I wasn't a fan of the the more he posted the more I laughed.
I also know the bitter truth.
This young,good looking lad can get more attention and more possible sexual interaction with a few throwaway one liners than certain self styled deeper,more thought provoking posters like er..me.
I could re-register on this site posing as a sexy babe or foxy even have a few fake pics to go with it.
The offers would come rolling in.
Such is life,I know.
Anyway as it is I think the funk is kinda zen kinda qurky and I think has as much right as self pitying old windbags like me to be here.
I will now return to milking this ant.
C'mon over here Anty baby! wink
Quote by MikeNorth
I ..... Personally I think it is a lack of any kind of fibre moral or otherwise......
Judy

Well, that certainly couldn't apply to the Shredded Wheat eaters in here.... lol
Mike.
Mike - glad to see you too are making a stand for plenty of SW on SH wink
althepales sophisticated,seductive approach proves he is a master in the art of love - normal single guys like I just can't match his finesse.
Quote by xxdevil69
Well i'm waiting for xxdevil69 to catch me up....... and shes on the same page, lol!!

*Goes into mad posting frenzy lol
At the moment I'm firmly wedged between redstilleto and shireen-steve
hmmmmmmmmmmm
:twisted:
Now I am firmly wedged between red stilletto and shireen-steve
hmmmmmmmmmmm
..Something tells me they won't be as excited about that as they were when it was xxdevil69.. rolleyes
Anything goes if it gets a message over,something of a personality or a train of thought - you couldn't get two more different styles than Judy TV and the funk but both convey something of themselves and their ideas.
My most made mistake with my naff typing skills is spelling People Peopel!Do it EVERY time - correct it if I remember to!
- does she's now on a kinky sexual "Swingers website"??
I think she should be told!..
WELCOME 2 U BOTH (When you are both actually here)
Quote by the funk
You ought to post more funk you are good fun and always have something offbeat to say.I didn't get it at first but its kinda grown on me! wink

my random commemts are kool aint they ....
hmmmmmmmmmm rolleyes
Yeah - they are kool - You sometimes say more in one line than I can in a paragraph - so keep keepin' it kool funk!
Vix you are indeed a fantastic,brave woman,a shining star on this forum - and now a Sun Superstar! - Their Page 3 girls pale in comparison! kiss
Edin - surely life has something better to offer you than this of yourself - however painful in the now - if I were you I'd move on and head for a future you truly deserve instead of being picked up and put down whenever it suits by someone who uses both you and his wife.
Zorba and me are always glad to see our old mates dornyded and rino.
We like to see hornyred and dino too!
And the chair is back! x wink
tzickylickylackyzickylickylicky!
Its such an amazing age to be and I guess he just went off and had the kind of amazing time a youngster should have - but he just should have touched base with you Ann!Glad it was all ok in the end!X
You ought to post more funk you are good fun and always have something offbeat to say.I didn't get it at first but its kinda grown on me! wink