Flirty__Fruitcake's Forum Posts

16 Dec 2004

Quote by juliett49
I don't buy pressies, I'm just a meanie

juliett - with a nice Chirstmas tree avatar like that you CAN'T be a meanie surely?! wink

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16 Dec 2004

Love.
Christmas 1959..or at least it feels that long since.. rolleyes

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15 Dec 2004

Oh..if you must..Rub it with Shredded experinence you'll never forget. :shock:

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15 Dec 2004

Ah..smells..
Shredded Wheat.
Coffee.
Chip shops.
Teen Spirit.

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15 Dec 2004

A woman wearing Zebra pants?Oh,go on then..
..but then again..no..NO!
Its a wind up surely?
Thats Wind as in WINED not wind blow blow.. rolleyes

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15 Dec 2004

Quote by celticq
Dressing up in Christmas lights is great fun - Claire you should have a go they are all nice and warm
I also had some fun doing my own version of a Mrs. Santa outfit

Wow Celticq I hadn't seen this..I'm just off to try it for myself..
..but I will miss your wiggling pants..
OPEN LETTER TO CELTICQ's WIGGLING PANTS
Dear Celticq's Wiggling Pants
Do enjoy your Christmas hols BUT please - come back in 2005 - for some of us your wiggling wiggle,Clares sexy secretary look,Ice Pies big long beak etc - are the ONLY form of sexual release we have. surprised

ops:

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15 Dec 2004

I hate this when you all know something I don't..whats a "hotwife"????
Kitty - turn down the central heating NOW!
Welcome to you both to this "hotforum"! :thumbup:

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15 Dec 2004

Abstain.
As Van Morrison said "Let the heaing begin"
Do not touch yourself.
Carefully take down the Abi Titmuss pix blu-tacked to your bedroom wall.
Don't look at the TV - theres a HIGH RISK Girls Aloud could suddenly come on - one glimpse of CHERYL TWEEDY..and you're a goner!

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15 Dec 2004

Welcome Black from Jackpool - re-shave that head and get stuck into this lovely Forum mate! wink

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15 Dec 2004

Quote by lucyweebaps
I would

True,true Lucy - sorry -we each have our own tastes - it would drive me raving mad but,clearly, many do like them AND would like a CDs worth of it,my apologies.

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15 Dec 2004

Clare whatever Christmas avatar you do..still keep it looking like a sexy secretary... silly

hwoar: PLLLLEEAASSSSSSSSEEEEE!!!!!
..er..to think..er..some sad blokes on this site have a "thing" about Clares sexy secretary avatar - Pathetic!
:phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar:

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15 Dec 2004

Or..abstain!
Seriously!
Imagine when you get back home - you'll want each other SO bad by then!

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15 Dec 2004

Steve was..ok..ish.
G4?I've said it before - who WHO could endure a whole albumsworth of THAT????

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13 Dec 2004

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
EIGHT FLAVOURED CONDOMS
SEVEN LADS FOR LAYING
SIX ERECT COCKS
FIVE GOLD RING PIECES
4 MEN A WANKING
THREE RAMPANT RABBITS
A FIDDLE ON HER THATCH
AND A BLOW JOB WATCHING TV

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13 Dec 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
Um, I've lost the thread already. Is it just me? :embarrased: :

Too right Eagerslut - what flucking eejit started the darned thing anyway? rolleyes

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13 Dec 2004

Quote by Vix
Oooh oooh, then can me & R be Mick Fleetwood and Sam Fox? They worked so well together on that award ceremony some years back... anyone else remember?

Ah yes - "Ladies and Gentlemen - The Four Tops!(ON WALKS BOY GEORGE)..er..the One Top!!!!"
Vix the Mick/Sam casting - uncanny!!!

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13 Dec 2004

I've just got my script accepted,Anna Karen of Olive from "On The Buses" fame has already been cast as me - its looking good for an early 2006 release!

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13 Dec 2004

Nicole Kidman in "The Others"
Nicole Kidman in "Dogville"
Nicole Kidman in "Swinging Heaven - The Movie"

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13 Dec 2004

Quote by Ken-Bigley
whats wrong with it scouse twat shouldnt have been in iraq

And that attitude shouldn't be on this site!

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13 Dec 2004

Quote by Ken-Bigley
well said

Thats one bad taste posting name there - do others agree?

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12 Dec 2004

Quote by mellow
you linda fanatics have really lost the plot..... but its entertaining!!!

Hey - Linda B IS the plot!Oh yeah! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

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12 Dec 2004

Can I just say I think that this thread is a load of rank!
OH..
Its not rank its..
OH.. redface

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12 Dec 2004

Nicole Kidman in "To Die For"
Nicole Kidman in "Moulin Rouge!"
Nicoel Kidman in "Eyes wide shut"
Nicole Kidman in.."Bir..Oh bugger the flucking films let me just have Nicole Kidman!!!!!!!!!!! silly

hwoar: :wanker: :phwoar: :wanker:

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12 Dec 2004

2004:
I invented sex.
I met Zorba the Greek Rampant Rabbit.
I didn't go to a munch..until the Gatley micro munch on December 25th!
Linda Barker became my Swinging conkered.
Didn't get my lemon tart dessert at my works Christmas it wasn't the first time - Ran out of time for Lemon merangue pie at a Frankie and Bennys once as well - The moral is - DON'T order ANY from of Lemon dessert for,er,dessert.
Realised(26 years after it was first released)that they were singing "Uptown Top RANKin'"!!!!!!!!!!
I ate loads of boxes of Shredded Wheat - but the cardboard tasted awful so I ate the actual Shredded Wheat instead.

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11 Dec 2004

Linda Barker - lets keep the flame burning - deep into the night hunny!
Lets live for love.
And Linda Barker.

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9 Dec 2004

But is it art? :shock:
It could be..if it were done by a performance artist.

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9 Dec 2004

IS IT DEEP IN THE NIGHT OR EARLY IN THE MORNING?
Sorry - didn't mean to shout!
..ssssh - peaceful! x

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9 Dec 2004

Look again at the cake,donated to me by Nimbus.
Feel how sexy that cake is.
I think its very sexy.
Feel the power of the cake.

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9 Dec 2004

Oi!
You lot!!
Cheryl Tweedy!!! silly

hwoar:
I'll stand by you
I'll stand by you Cheryl
Won't let nobody hurt you
I'll stand by you :love:

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8 Dec 2004

Hell yeah! :twisted:

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