The opera bit I meant of course!
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Quote by dambuster
Well - if Vix is happy to admit to radio 4 :-
Classic Fm's "Smooth Classics for Rough Days" box set, on repeat. At the moment Bailero by Canteloube perfomed by Leslie Garret
OO - good call there dambuster - Leslie G is rather..sexy ain't she?
But have you seen that new one - Katherine Jenkins?- WOW!
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ops:Vix - As they nibble the fruit of my flesh I feel no pain/Only a magic that a name would stain..
..When you eat right thru' it you see everything alive..
Quote by Vix
I love Brazil nuts - they are tricky to crack too - its so hard to get all the shell off!
Mmmm my fave, too.
It's what dads are for - shelling nuts for you. (Must go see my dad, soon)
(Vix darling - its nearly 3 in the morning..sigh..have I got to do one of those "daringly " worded posts using the Brazil nuts as a "smokescreen" for my sexual you really think I'd sink THAT low?)
You can crack my nuts anytime hunny!
Actually..Vix..that sounds kinda..painful! :shock:
What do you mean by "sex"?
Sex isn't just intercourse - many disabled people adapt and express their sexuality in a creative way.
It must be very difficult for you both,yes,no denying that - but it isn't the end of your affection and the pleasure of intimacy together is it?
Only a partial analogy as the plot entails an extreme turn of events in the context of the repressive culture of a small Scottish island but what you suggest is not unlike the situation in the tragic storyline of the movie "Breaking the Waves" starring Emily Watson.
Sex isn't just intercourse - many disabled people adapt and express their sexuality in a creative way.
It must be very difficult for you both,yes,no denying that - but it isn't the end of your affection and the pleasure of intimacy together is it?
Only a partial analogy as the plot entails an extreme turn of events in the context of the repressive culture of a small Scottish island but what you suggest is not unlike the situation in the tragic storyline of the movie "Breaking the Waves" starring Emily Watson.
Quote by flapjackboy
Its amazing that having been there they write a piece that someone who hadn't been there could have written.
Pure "Ban this Filth" stuff really..suprised they didn't add the old "We made our excuses and left" line.
Oh, but they did use it...
Quote by NOTW Article
By now our reporters were the only clubbers still clothed so made their excuses and left.
Sorry Flapjackboy - I read the article through a red mist and that crass cliche slipped through my bullshit detector!
Its amazing that having been there they write a piece that someone who hadn't been there could have written.
Pure "Ban this Filth" stuff really..suprised they didn't add the old "We made our excuses and left" line.
But also a pertinent reminder of how determined THEY are to attack something harmless and pleasurable between consenting adults just to sell their vile rag of a paper.
And how difficult is it going to be for them to infiltrate a munch? - AND print facial pictures of ANYONE attending?!This really is a serious blow to the freer atmosphere thats developed in recent has done anything to be ashamed of but for clear reasons many need discretion and privacy - this kind of reporting and secret picture taking violates that - BUT - you can't win either way on this - they hate people being brave and open about it too.
Pure "Ban this Filth" stuff really..suprised they didn't add the old "We made our excuses and left" line.
But also a pertinent reminder of how determined THEY are to attack something harmless and pleasurable between consenting adults just to sell their vile rag of a paper.
And how difficult is it going to be for them to infiltrate a munch? - AND print facial pictures of ANYONE attending?!This really is a serious blow to the freer atmosphere thats developed in recent has done anything to be ashamed of but for clear reasons many need discretion and privacy - this kind of reporting and secret picture taking violates that - BUT - you can't win either way on this - they hate people being brave and open about it too.
Olive I too have my not so good days and there was a time when I couldn't face anything at all and couldn't attacks,all that,I know it all too well I'm it makes you want to fight it,to live,to embrace life - and your new job is a way of doing that - its an achievement so be proud of yourself!
Its weither it stays as an idea or fantasy or weither you turn it into got to be 100% right for you try and it doesn't work for you just don't feel bad about it,it is just a path,just as being monogomous is a path - both have their up and downside,both their own rewards - its what the best path is for you - and you can always change direction if..Good luck to you either way!
I saw Lisa Riley in person once - stunning.
Is Dawn French aware that half this Forum would like her to pop round for a romp?I think she should be told..!!!!! :shock:
Dawn French and Lisa Riley..BOTH AT ONCE ..think about it..OMG!
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Is Dawn French aware that half this Forum would like her to pop round for a romp?I think she should be told..!!!!! :shock:
Dawn French and Lisa Riley..BOTH AT ONCE ..think about it..OMG!
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:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: Quote by foxylady 123
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TWO:
I am an interesting,caring,giving,considerate person.I wear £4 ASDA jeans and a t-shirt.
£4??!! You spend THAT much??! :eeek:
Christ I can get a bra, sussies and knickers and still have the price of a diet coke left over for that price
T-J
Is that after walking 20 miles at the crack of dawn to do a 18 hour shift down the mine?
Actually of the few people I've met from here..one had a rather amazing coat on..another looked rather sophisticated,true ..may I add I didn't wear £4 ASDA jeans on any of these occasions but always check that we were going to be casuallly dressed not in dinner jacket and tie(her) and designer label dress(me)
Seriously,anyone I've met I felt quite amazed to be in their actual presence at last and so enjoyed meeting them face to face at last - and I hope they enjoyed it else matters than that really..
Quote by mellow
Give 'em enough Rope (The Clash!)!!
the clash, now you're talking!!
oops, hello........ have a great time...... x
THE CLASH - YEAAHH!NOW YOU'RE TALKING!!
Did they ever do a song called Crack Rocksteady?
Joe Strummer voice:
"Crack Rocksteady
In the middle of the night
Crack Rocksteady
Welcome to the Site.."
Quote by mellow
Seriously, I feel like the horniest person in Britain!!!!NO YOU'RE NOT - THATS ME - AND THATS A FACT!!!!!!!
pmsl, flirty..... its horrible when that happens....you get those feelings and you're all alone....lol, what are you going to do????
Can I phone a friend?
Ask the audience??
50/50???
Quote by bananaman
First post and first time here!!!GOOD START
Must admit, the whole site looks impressive but I am a little ALL WERE ONCE Not quite sure where to go here so here's my situation.
I'm married, 26 years old and basically have no sex life - not for the want of trying! lol She just doesn't seem interested so after many many months I'm presuming she's having some fun of her HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT FOR SURE? - SEEMS TO BE A DIRE LACK OF COMMUNICATION!
So, could it be considered wrong for me to try and become involved here?NO,NOBODY JUDGES ANYONE BUT NOT TELLING YOUR WIFE NOW COULD CAUSE TERRIBLE PAIN ALL ROUND WHEN SHE EVENTUALLY FINDS YOU OUT Seriously, I feel like the horniest person in Britain!!!!NO YOU'RE NOT - THATS ME - AND THATS A FACT!!!!!!!
Cheers
Bananaman
