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G_and_H
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 77
Bi-curious Female, 65
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As mentioned in various threads people do not like PM's withput being asked for permission beforehand.
So I am not sure if I am doing this right but I would like to seek some advise preferably from
bluexxx
on a certain matter and I would like to do this via PM as I do not want to do something wrong before bringing it onto a thread.
Bluexx may I send you a PM?
When I have send the PM I'll post here again and this post can be deleted.
So I am not sure if I am doing this right but I would like to seek some advise preferably from
bluexxx
on a certain matter and I would like to do this via PM as I do not want to do something wrong before bringing it onto a thread.
Bluexx may I send you a PM?
When I have send the PM I'll post here again and this post can be deleted.
A newly wed couple having there wedding night. She says I have to confess something to you before we start. He says ok go ahead.
She explains Oh I have an artifical leg and takes it off and puts it into the cupboard.
He says nevermind. She says Oh and I have an artifical arm. takes it off and it goes into the cupboard to.
He says never mind.
She says Oh and I have a glas eye, take it out and alos into the cupboard.
never mind
Oh and false teeth, of itno the cupboard
never mind
Oh and wig, of into the cupboard
never mind
She says and now you can come
He says where to? To you or into the cupboard
She explains Oh I have an artifical leg and takes it off and puts it into the cupboard.
He says nevermind. She says Oh and I have an artifical arm. takes it off and it goes into the cupboard to.
He says never mind.
She says Oh and I have a glas eye, take it out and alos into the cupboard.
never mind
Oh and false teeth, of itno the cupboard
never mind
Oh and wig, of into the cupboard
never mind
She says and now you can come
He says where to? To you or into the cupboard
BBC News:
A man has been shot at Stockwell Tube station by armed police officers, police confirm.
Passengers were evacuated from a Tube train on the Northern Line station in south London after the incident.
Passenger Mark Whitby told BBC News he had seen an Asian man shot five times by "plain-clothes police officers".
Services on the Victoria and Northern lines have been suspended following a request by the police, London Underground said.
A man has been shot at Stockwell Tube station by armed police officers, police confirm.
Passengers were evacuated from a Tube train on the Northern Line station in south London after the incident.
Passenger Mark Whitby told BBC News he had seen an Asian man shot five times by "plain-clothes police officers".
Services on the Victoria and Northern lines have been suspended following a request by the police, London Underground said.
All you dunkers read this.
Grandpa goes to the fair ground with his grandchild and buys him agingerbread heart to hand around his neck. Oh beautiful I'' give this to grandma when we come home the boy says. On the way back he has to take a little pee and unfortunately the ginger bread heart dangling from his neck gets slighly wet at the bottom. He shows this to grandpa and is in tears. Grandpa says "Never mind, grandma dunks everything in her tea anyway.
Grandpa goes to the fair ground with his grandchild and buys him agingerbread heart to hand around his neck. Oh beautiful I'' give this to grandma when we come home the boy says. On the way back he has to take a little pee and unfortunately the ginger bread heart dangling from his neck gets slighly wet at the bottom. He shows this to grandpa and is in tears. Grandpa says "Never mind, grandma dunks everything in her tea anyway.
I believe we will find out soon that smoking althought not good for you as by far not as dangerous as we are made to believe.
First I read another stats some month ago where the related more than 200,000 death per annum to alcohol (death through violence under the influence of alchol, negligence, hit and run, homicide, houshold accidents etc all related to alcohol).
My sister works in one of the world leading research centres and they found out that breathing the air in places like Frankfurt, Lodon, NY etc. gives you an intake of poison of the equivalent of 100 cigarettes per day.
The diabetes foundation claims that the present generation is the first one which will die before their parents because of wrong eating habbits and obesity.
First I read another stats some month ago where the related more than 200,000 death per annum to alcohol (death through violence under the influence of alchol, negligence, hit and run, homicide, houshold accidents etc all related to alcohol).
My sister works in one of the world leading research centres and they found out that breathing the air in places like Frankfurt, Lodon, NY etc. gives you an intake of poison of the equivalent of 100 cigarettes per day.
The diabetes foundation claims that the present generation is the first one which will die before their parents because of wrong eating habbits and obesity.
Quote by Nicola&Alan
You are wrong, it is not illegal, it is alwasy swinging freely under the kilt
lol... yeah but as long as you are doing it on your own your fine... do it with others and spend the night in the nick!
What about a Ceilidh then. There are usually lots of people adn many of the males wear kilts
