Thank GOD I hate constipation
Handy
Yesterday I'm sure I posted on the rhyming thread. It's gone! I know I used verse that was written by someone else but 40yrs ago, so was it axed by a moderator? and do I get told of this, and if so how? In my defence I am a newbie
Handy
I guess you haven't got home yet. Do tell when you do
Handy
I was a deckchair attendant at the time, our boss used to lend the key to the ist aid room out to us guys. So first time for me was on this hospital type bed with Thelma(you never forget the first one, or do you) and part way through the foot end of the bed collapsed, we paused,no alarms went off so we continued but at an angle of 30 degrees
Handy
Shrimps prawns It doesn't matter which whats the recipe .Going to bed now ,catch up tomorrow
Handy
The whole quote is Shrimps are amorous Mrs.,,,, ,, but prawns go straight to my old mans balls. Hey this might be a slight misquote
The question is .How are shrimps and prawns in your life. If you can tell me where it cums from I would be grateful
Is there a recipe for fun or ????????
You could be considerate and pop in the bathroom for a quick one off the wrist, therefore avoiding waking your better half and also having clean up facilities at hand for afterwa rds MQ wrote
Right i'm an inconsiderate wanker but perhaps it's the thought of being caught thats nicer than the bathroom
Handy
Tried that but the coughing fit which I use to disguise the climax wakes her up
Handy
Imagine 'e partner,dead tired,knackered after ahard day,genuine headache,whatever, has gone into a deep sleep. Involuntarily and uncontrollably you start to feel horny until soon the hard is the hardest and the urge is the most to do(no disturbing partner)
Handy.
P.S. In case you're wondering, no it didn't happen to me last night,though it has in the past
Hi Roxanne and welcome wer'e a long ways apart for nail involvement so I'll just keep trimming
Handy
:welcome: HI Lou ,how do you do I'm mew too
enjoy Handy
As you get older you get a lot BOLDER at least I did,and my shagging partner of 14 yrs standing,lying bending etc. is 17yrs my do I get so tired.
Handy
KitKat and Misschief said I've caused some its just a delusion. For daysI've BEEN CONFUSED as i was trying to post via the PM logo,what with putting Handy in the username I was getting e-mails back to myself. Dumb or not? Still I know what to do know so watch. Is there aSexual Thesaurus?
Thanks for all the welcomes
Handy
rogerthedragon wrote is my nickname Handy or 'H and Y' I said it's the former but I might get italicsised later followed up by correction to inverted and commad and a query as to how to post this in correct slot think I might have sussed it here goes
Hello, posting for the first time
Thought I'd try it in rhyme.
Then rembered nothing rhymes with orange
Which has cocked that up.
Love the repartee
Handy
:wave: :wave:
