Quote by Kaznkev
Cept cubes and mal cos they are evil :twisted:
And pick on the new girl :sad:
And have so failed there off swing unless they post naked pics of a certain wizard!
You want to see Roy Wood naked?! :shock:
Kinky :giggle:
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Quote by SwedishGuy
great way to get people to look at your profile and get attention!
NOTE TO SELF....
PUT LITTLE INFORMATION AND A FACE LIKE FIRE DAMAGE LEGO PICTURE...
SIT MOANING ON A THREAD INSTEAD OF GOING IN SEARCH OF FUN
SLAG OFF PEOPLE IN THE THREAD SUGGESTING THEIR ASS ISNT NICE
THEN MOAN NOBODY MAILS
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maybe next time go in search of a bus window to lick and if that fails flash at the bus stop as that is about the best your going to get with an attitude on a site like this!!
Wow what a fiesty
You used the C word on Lassy! :shock:
:scared:
People and customers at work who, when I explain I can't hear them very well Speak Very Slowly, Raise Their Voice and Over Exaggerate Their Mouth Movements Thinking That They Are "Helping" Me Understand Them. All I need them to do is face me so that the sound is coming towards me and to speak normally, rather than talking like a 45 record being played at 33 speed 
Arseholes :-?
Arseholes :-?
Quote by foxylady2209
It's very simple really.
A Level 1 (or Level A if you are using the Gregorian calendar) Flounce will always trump a Basic (or Ground level - again for the Gregorians) Dummy Spit.
Unless the Flounce has already been countered by a Teddy Toss of at least 4-points, counting on the Bartholemew Scale of course. If the Teddy Toss, however, was initiated by a poster at 3 or more levels below the receiver (the Flouncee as we shall call them) the Teddy Toss will partially miss, scoring no more than 2 hits against the Flouncee and causing very little loss of Health Point (HP) and gaining 0 or 1 Experience Point (XP) for the Tosser. In which case it is generally best for the Tosser not to initiate the Teddy Toss at all and to wait until a poster of higher Level takes the first Toss.
Foxy, you forgot to take into account the Hijack modifier. If the Flounce occurs in the middle of one then you add +2 points, as the Flouncer gains momentum. If the Flouncee plays the "Hard as nails" or "Tough skin" ability from the "Get a life" expansion pack (available in no stores whatsoever), it usually backfires resulting in the Penalty "Backtracking" and they suffer a loss of D6 "Respect" points. In the next round, if a similar result is acheived then the Flouncer is considered "Routed" and retreats from the thread......
And they say table top gaming is just for geeks.....:shock:
When it gets a bit samey, the Swing Master (SM) can introduce a random element (or Random_Orbit if he is available) and offer a D20 roll to anyone who is feeling brave enough to risk a gang-bang.
But a Level 3 "I didn't get laid and I've been here a week" could reverse a Flounce and cause the Flouncee to lose focus and redirect their throws. This is aimed at reproducing the Low Level but extrememly effective "Stop whinging, man!" counter throw. But, due to the sudden change of direction, the Probability Of Failure (50:50) die must be played and the throw often misses, ending up as more as a damp squib.
Makes perfect sense to me! :lol:
Quote by foxylady2209
Foxy, I don't doubt your maths, but you've failed to take into account the psychology. This is all from a very masculine, chest beating, alpha male perspective. You need to look into the Flounceological viewpoint (similar to phenomenological, but with a flick of the hair). Dummy spit to the power of Flounce- which is the more powerful to begin with?
It's all so confusing.
It's very simple really.
A Level 1 (or Level A if you are using the Gregorian calendar) Flounce will always trump a Basic (or Ground level - again for the Gregorians) Dummy Spit.
Unless the Flounce has already been countered by a Teddy Toss of at least 4-points, counting on the Bartholemew Scale of course. If the Teddy Toss, however, was initiated by a poster at 3 or more levels below the receiver (the Flouncee as we shall call them) the Teddy Toss will partially miss, scoring no more than 2 hits against the Flouncee and causing very little loss of Health Point (HP) and gaining 0 or 1 Experience Point (XP) for the Tosser. In which case it is generally best for the Tosser not to initiate the Teddy Toss at all and to wait until a poster of higher Level takes the first Toss.
Foxy, you forgot to take into account the Hijack modifier. If the Flounce occurs in the middle of one then you add +2 points, as the Flouncer gains momentum. If the Flouncee plays the "Hard as nails" or "Tough skin" ability from the "Get a life" expansion pack (available in no stores whatsoever), it usually backfires resulting in the Penalty "Backtracking" and they suffer a loss of D6 "Respect" points. In the next round, if a similar result is acheived then the Flouncer is considered "Routed" and retreats from the thread......
And they say table top gaming is just for geeks.....:shock:
Quote by Ben_welshminx
Yup I would like to add my thanks. Its not a job I could do and keep sane and its vital. Thanks again.
Ben
Those that know me, know I'm not sane (in the typical sense of the word at least :shock: )
However, I'll echo the sentiments posted here, and thank everyone (and I mean everyone) who has welcomed me back to the Community - it's cold and lonely out there in the "real world" you know :scared:
Quote by Kaznkev
Whenever I need to think happy thought... I just go here...
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/members/gallery/video/47029/?c=user&u=1736461&n=1
i had to look didnt i,how do i bookmark this?Go to the top of your internet browser (Internet explorer, Firefox etc), select Bookmarks then Add bookmark.
Not sure where this picture is exactly, but I love the Torbay area, as my family went there every year when my brother and I were younger:
It seems busy, chaotic and hectic (and it is), but I ache to go back there - it'll be 10 years next August since I've been, and I've never had such an experience before or since.
It seems busy, chaotic and hectic (and it is), but I ache to go back there - it'll be 10 years next August since I've been, and I've never had such an experience before or since.
Quote by Kaznkev
I may have mentioned before that after watching Ringu ,alone in a very simular appartment to the one in the film i was so scared i had to phone a fb to come over with ice cream,ii was too scared to go for a wee!
It's the only film I've ever seen that has made me jump at every noise heard or otherwise (House creaks etc) after watching it :shock:
I've only seen it once, and I'm not sure I will get it on DVD :shock:
:scared:
Hello
As Cubes and Nola have said have a look around, and if you're really brave have a natter in the Chat rooms We aren't all mad in there.....well, they don't seem it... :shock:
As Cubes and Nola have said have a look around, and if you're really brave have a natter in the Chat rooms We aren't all mad in there.....well, they don't seem it... :shock:
Quote by noladreams
Hello!
Hope you have great fun on the site.
Using the forums can be a great way to get to know people in a non-scary way - so why don't you pop into The Cafe forum and join in the chat... or look for a social or club meet in the Let's Meet Up and Club Meets forums?
Get involved... and most of all, have fun!
Nola x
p.s. I'd love to be able to do the Italian thing like Cubes... but I'm just not that clever!
Psst! is your friend
Hi Gasolio
Hi
As Cubes has said try the Let's meet up forum, or you could try joining or setting up a group if you can't find what you're looking for :D
Of course you could take the plunge and use the Chatroom
Hope you find it :D
As Cubes has said try the Let's meet up forum, or you could try joining or setting up a group if you can't find what you're looking for :D
Of course you could take the plunge and use the Chatroom
Hope you find it :D
:?
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I think there's a general apathy across the nation at the moment, and that's bound to reflect in the tone of the forum. It's cold, it's perpetually rainy, (many) people are broke- it's just not conducive to a randy, happy, busy forum. I also think that there's more of a move to people posting in related groups on facebook too- conversations that would once have been had on here.
It all contributes to a slower forum. I for one get an idea, log in, and say something along the lines of "ah, bollocks to it." I should make more of an effort- we all should if we want to invigorate the place.
I too like not having every thread being the same tired diatribe dished out in a different direction each day. I barely ever go into the Just for fun arena, and occasionally have a peek into the Currant Bun bit, inflict my two-penneth & move on.
Note to self: must try harder.
I can relate to this. I'm a member of a lot of (non-swinging) fora and the general "vibe" is similar. Peoples nerves are strung out, and it reflects in their posts.
Hopefully, it will get better over time.
Quote by jesster
forgive me admin
I keep watching Harry Potter 5 so I can entertain my self with thoughts of Daniel Radclife
I dont normally look twice at younger men
You may say I'm a dirty bitch I couldnt possibly comment
Whatever you do...
:shock:
I have sinned and looked at the link
ops: Come on guys beat that one with your profile pictures
Not much chance of that :sad: I need to lose like 20 years and spend 12 months in a gym !!
The horse is the easy part :lol:
Tries to resist any joke about asking why you're long in the face....:giggle:
Ah....failed :lol:
Quote by duncanlondon
This is completely pointless and silly. But as booze figures a lot in sexual encounters, its about time some of our favourite drinks were more identifiable for their sexual orientations.
I think Zinfandel is a slightly bi curious female.
Barolo is a straight hetero guy, all the way.
Gewertztraminer is a male street prostitute, specialising in blow jobs.
Anyway over to you guys................
I'm not sure I want to know about Liebfraumilch or Lambrini :shock:
Quote by Kaznkev
So what is the best scary movie?
The exorcist is gd,and potergiest scared the hell out of me as a kid,
but my vote has to go to Ringu the japanese origional of the ring
what had u hiding behind your hands?
Thank you
I'm usually bored to tears by Horror/Scary Movies, but that one scares the feck out of me. :shock: :scared:
Mind you, the Japanese are masters at this kind of film.
