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To put a different spin on the original question; Ladies, would you consider gaining a few pounds if you found out you were the object of Brucie's desires?
I reckon we must be doing something wrong as we get very few mails from single guys, despite our profile saying we do meet with guys on their own. Sure we get the odd mail from people who have a very loose interpretation of "tall, slim and under 40", but not in the numbers to get stressed about.
Surely a cock ring is trickier to swallow.
Where shall we send your sequins once we've swept them up or shall we just hang on to them for when you come back?
Dunno whether I totally regret clicking on the cam, but sometimes morbid fascination takes over. Two spring to mind- The guy with a butt plug the size of a pint glass and the guy with a TENS machice attached to his cock.
'The Joy of Painting' on the tv. I lust after a happy 'fro.
As long as I don't need a machete to gain access I'm not that bothered.
Do we really need a message in our mailbox to tell us we have a friend request?
There's one of me but several of Jewl on our profile. Why? Jewl is more photogenic, but crap at taking pictures. No ones ever grumbled that the one of me is like a swinging version of 'Where's Wally' and if people really want to see what I look like they can always ask. It's not held us back from meeting anyone and no one has turned us down because there's little in the way of photos of me. What I don't get is why people need 20 photos of themselves that are basically the same pose - Here's me in a hat, here's me without a hat, here's me in a hat at a jaunty angle etc and don't get me started on close up pictures of what seems like the guy has his cock in some kind of ninja choke hold. Surely one is enough if you're that way inclined?
Kenty was a cunt!......But he was our cunt!
Lostie,
Just get a camera that doesnt need new batteries after each photoand you'll be fine.
And given that hardly anyone seems to be using it to be in the same room at the same time*, it would make sense to open it up to people who would use it for it's intended purpose?
* Based on looking at various rooms at various times including beach bar and pool.
And given that hardly anyone seems to be using it to be in the same room at the same time*, it would make sense to open it up to people who would use it for it's intended purpose?
* Based on looking at various rooms at various times including beach bar and pool.
I've just checked out what you get for the extras package. Aside from the couples chat feature we have no interest in the other features and all in all the SH membership is poor value for money in our case, so we're unlikely to renew at the end of the month.
On the same vein as your own bed being better and linked in to the home made chilli, you can't beat using your own dunny either.
Coming to a sordid tabloid hacks phone near you soon.
Hurry up with the tweaking....Probably the best chat enhancement theres been.
Whilst we agree with most of what's been said we've also witnessed some shocking behaviour from the couples too.
