You guys were great with constructive arguments from both sides of the coin. I pondered on the advise given to me by you kind SH peop's, weighing up the pro's and con's of seeking the services of a pro for sex, and after a night of umming and arring I decided to go for it.
Rather than driving into the seedy red light district I decided I'd do a little research on the Internet and find a girl whom looked as though she might be able to provide the services I required. My search was quite extensive but eventually I decided to contact for the sake of privacy a girl called Mrs X. I sent her an email explaining my circumstances (being disabled) and needs and she reply'd promptly informing she had no problem with meeting with me. After a string of further emails and a few telephone calls we met Friday night.
I was naturally apprehensive @ first as I'd never done anything like it before. First impressions were good as she was quite the looker with a fine body to boot! To allay any fears Mrs X showed me proof of a 'very' recent health check (i.e. no STD's) so this relaxed me even more. The dog didn't take kindly to her @ first but after a few minutes Mrs X was soon tickling her belly. At this point I began to feel a little jealous but I guess good things come to those who wait! Oh and they did.
I'm not going to be explicit but I can say she managed to blow my world away (unintentional pun there!). She fave me a true GFE (girl friend experience) and one I won't forget for a VERY long time. As a result of our email exchanges and earlier convo's over the telephone she new exactly which buttons to press and was extremely sensitive to my needs. My worst fear did not come to pass - i.e. premature deflation! I must stress @ this point I was extremely careful + suited up from the outset - even for oral!. The whole experience lasted about an hour + I can say for sure I'm glad I bit the bullet and went for it. I am an no longer a tightly coiled spring! Given my disability I didn't realise I had the ability to get into so many awkward positions!
Time will tell if I turn to a pro for their services again but I can truthfully say I have no regrets. I must stress I AM NOT using this post as an advert for prostitution! However, for those who do use take such a route please please please be careful. Converse with her/him first and discuss your requirements. Ask whether they can provide a health check first (even then this is no guarantee) and always use protection for both oral and penetration! Afterwards I would advise a healthcheck for yourself just in case - I certainly will come Monday morning - just in case!
Well I think thats the end of my rant - I thought some of you may be interested to know which road I choose to take given my dilema so now you know!
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) mixed up with diameter - there a difference of a factor of .. really could open a few eyes wide or cause some real disappointment.. :giggle:
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or did I just dream that bit?)
although I'm sure the lack of oranges was just an oversight on the directors part :undecided:
Cos I won't be able to sleep now for wondering just how many oranges you did squeeze in there, did it include the crates so they wouldn't squish, did your mind put em in there quickly so they were all plump and fresh, no shrivelled mouldy ones, and if your wardrobe is the same dimensions as mine, if not, just what the recalculation be to have my wardrobe full of oranges!!!
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